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June 02, 2006

SNAKE TERRORISM UPDATE

Now they're trying to hijack planes.

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This isn't the FIRST story about Monty and snakes, is it?

Wait, this gives me an idea for a movie. I'll call it Snakes on a Plane! Wait...this rings a bell. Is this by any chance a movie review? Publicity stunt?

Fifth Third!

"Coles had left Charleston earlier for a leisurely flight over the West Virginia countryside last Saturday in his VIPER Cherokee..."

"I don't know what might have happened if Killer had been in the plane, but it sure would have been a lot more exciting."

I think I heard Geraldine say that once a long time ago....

"I wouldn't have a wife, the plane, or myself."

Come on now. A wife is one thing but those planes are hard to come by.

Just kidding ladies. I'm very thirsty and trying to earn a trip to the doghouse. :)

I get it now - it's a BLACK snake, so he didn't want it sitting in the front of the plane. And I thought we were past such racism.

Annie, if it was a WHITE snake, he'd have been driving a car with Tawney Kitaen on the hood...

I've had it with the snakes!

Same thought as Somewhere North here, is this article serious? Because if it is... this is absolutely amazing timing.

The snake was protesting for snake rights and for misrepresentation in the media.

Somehow, I'm sure TSA is to blame for this.

"I wasn't about to bring it home. I don't mind snakes, but I sure would like to know where the Wal-Martian lady came from," exclaimed Mr. Coles.

fin - the timing is amazing...especially since his wife had just tripled his life insurance policy....and was fooling around with a herpetologist (hopefully using protection).

blurk, that kind of reminds me what my dad says about his Harley: My wife, yes. My dog, maybe. My wife, are you out of your ever-lovin mind?!?

I have had it with these mother f'n snakes on the mother f'n plane

DimWitte - I think you meant 'bike' instead of 'wife' on that last, crucial punch line.

ABWH, that's what I get for doing my own thinking (and typing)

Take my Bike, Please!

"It then darted ..."

Snakes play darts?

Snakes got directional vanes?

(Good thing the snake wuzn't "pulling" on the ejection-seat lever!)

[Mo' -- HAR!!!]

So what happened to the pictures?

A dachshund named Killer? No WAY, that's an Emotional Support Dog.

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