SNAKE TERRORISM UPDATE
Now they're trying to hijack planes.
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Now they're trying to hijack planes.
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This isn't the FIRST story about Monty and snakes, is it?
Posted by: fudtheman (resurrected) | June 02, 2006 at 02:17 PM
Wait, this gives me an idea for a movie. I'll call it Snakes on a Plane! Wait...this rings a bell. Is this by any chance a movie review? Publicity stunt?
Posted by: Somewhere North | June 02, 2006 at 02:18 PM
Fifth Third!
Posted by: fudtheman (resurrected) | June 02, 2006 at 02:19 PM
"Coles had left Charleston earlier for a leisurely flight over the West Virginia countryside last Saturday in his VIPER Cherokee..."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 02, 2006 at 02:21 PM
"I don't know what might have happened if Killer had been in the plane, but it sure would have been a lot more exciting."
I think I heard Geraldine say that once a long time ago....
Posted by: russell | June 02, 2006 at 02:24 PM
"I wouldn't have a wife, the plane, or myself."
Come on now. A wife is one thing but those planes are hard to come by.
Just kidding ladies. I'm very thirsty and trying to earn a trip to the doghouse. :)
Posted by: blurkernomore | June 02, 2006 at 02:27 PM
I get it now - it's a BLACK snake, so he didn't want it sitting in the front of the plane. And I thought we were past such racism.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 02, 2006 at 02:32 PM
Annie, if it was a WHITE snake, he'd have been driving a car with Tawney Kitaen on the hood...
Posted by: jt | June 02, 2006 at 02:34 PM
I've had it with the snakes!
Same thought as Somewhere North here, is this article serious? Because if it is... this is absolutely amazing timing.
Posted by: fin fish | June 02, 2006 at 02:38 PM
The snake was protesting for snake rights and for misrepresentation in the media.
Posted by: Somewhere North | June 02, 2006 at 02:43 PM
Somehow, I'm sure TSA is to blame for this.
Posted by: KOW | June 02, 2006 at 02:53 PM
"I wasn't about to bring it home. I don't mind snakes, but I sure would like to know where the Wal-Martian lady came from," exclaimed Mr. Coles.
Posted by: obi wan | June 02, 2006 at 02:57 PM
fin - the timing is amazing...especially since his wife had just tripled his life insurance policy....and was fooling around with a herpetologist (hopefully using protection).
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 02, 2006 at 03:21 PM
blurk, that kind of reminds me what my dad says about his Harley: My wife, yes. My dog, maybe. My wife, are you out of your ever-lovin mind?!?
Posted by: DimWitte | June 02, 2006 at 03:58 PM
I have had it with these mother f'n snakes on the mother f'n plane
Posted by: homeybeef | June 02, 2006 at 04:24 PM
DimWitte - I think you meant 'bike' instead of 'wife' on that last, crucial punch line.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 02, 2006 at 04:59 PM
ABWH, that's what I get for doing my own thinking (and typing)
Posted by: DimWitte | June 02, 2006 at 05:54 PM
Take my Bike, Please!
Posted by: MoFaux | June 02, 2006 at 08:08 PM
"It then darted ..."
Snakes play darts?
Snakes got directional vanes?
(Good thing the snake wuzn't "pulling" on the ejection-seat lever!)
[Mo' -- HAR!!!]
Posted by: O. the U(manity) (MBE LP) | June 02, 2006 at 11:01 PM
So what happened to the pictures?
Posted by: Kathy P. | June 03, 2006 at 11:33 AM
A dachshund named Killer? No WAY, that's an Emotional Support Dog.
Posted by: marfie | June 03, 2006 at 11:02 PM