JAPANESE INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO OF THE DAY
With a special guest appearance by... Mr. Hanky!
(Thanks to Tabitha Sanborn)
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Dang you work place firewall!!!!
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | June 23, 2006 at 02:40 PM
In lieu of FIRST, I guess I settle for #2.
Posted by: Matt | June 23, 2006 at 02:41 PM
Sorry I'm late -- had to call DSS regarding the final scene.
*holds up two fingers*
*SNORK*
Posted by: KDF | June 23, 2006 at 02:41 PM
Goodness. The child they showed there at the end is going to burst something if he's not careful.
Posted by: Sallyacious | June 23, 2006 at 02:42 PM
The Japanese are a very strange race, aren't they?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 23, 2006 at 02:49 PM
Japanese Tigers... There arent any tigers in Japan are there?
Posted by: CoastRaven | June 23, 2006 at 02:49 PM
So I don't get it - he gets the diapers after he's toilet trained? How does this work?
Posted by: Somewhere North | June 23, 2006 at 02:53 PM
"had to call DSS regarding the final scene"
*snork* Right?!
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | June 23, 2006 at 02:54 PM
Actually, handlebars on the toilet is a pretty good idea -- hand brakes and 10-speed gears might be useful, too.
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | June 23, 2006 at 02:58 PM
it think that video would've scared the sh*t out of my kids.
Posted by: puppytoes | June 23, 2006 at 03:19 PM
But does it work for those older Japanese type porcelein holes in the floor?
Toire ga ii desu ne.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 23, 2006 at 03:20 PM
I don't understand the spread knees. I figure knees together allows greater cheek spreading and minimizes smearage.
Posted by: Matt | June 23, 2006 at 03:33 PM
They HAD to have the live-action at the end??
Posted by: Brainy Jello | June 23, 2006 at 04:07 PM
did he hold up two fingers for #2? or was that a "V" for victory? just wondering...
Posted by: puppytoes | June 23, 2006 at 04:52 PM
Please kill me.
Posted by: Jazzzz | June 23, 2006 at 05:02 PM
*bang*
Posted by: Suzy Q | June 23, 2006 at 05:04 PM
Holy, no never mind, we won't go there....
Posted by: Kathybear | June 23, 2006 at 05:06 PM
Well my kid is watching this first thing tomorrow morning. She'll understand every bit of it. I'm hoping this will work better than the "potty party" we had last Saturday, in which I had to wear a silly hat while making a doll pee in a bowl...
Posted by: Jacki | June 23, 2006 at 05:30 PM
Jacki... How much heroin does it take to wear a funny hat and make a doll pee in a bowl?
Posted by: Jazzzz | June 23, 2006 at 05:40 PM
puppytoes, I'm with you. My children would have run screaming from the room if I'd shown them this. Might as well start just saving for the therapy fund...
Posted by: marfie | June 23, 2006 at 05:54 PM
Poor little tiger. He's got no... tiger parts.
Posted by: Bumble | June 23, 2006 at 05:58 PM
Bumble, he doesn't have his tiger pants because he doesn't go in the potty yet. Note at the end he receives his tiger pants.
Last weekend, after enormous amounts of heroin and dolls peeing in bowls, my daughter received her Dora underpants. If you ask her what it means to wear these she will reply, "I no pee on Dora." When she has an accident, she informs me, "Oh no Mama! I pee on Dora!"
Contributions to my heroin fund are greatly appreciated.
Posted by: Jacki | June 23, 2006 at 06:20 PM
Jacki...You will undoubtably be Mother of the Year. Maybe our next Secretary of State.
Posted by: Jazzzz | June 23, 2006 at 06:37 PM
Tam - right!!
*gestures the "thumbs up" sign*
Posted by: KDF | June 23, 2006 at 06:43 PM
Jacki~ That was tiger paRts, not pants.
A couple of days ago I was combing my nephew's hair after he had his bath. I was staring at his head mumbling, "Where's your part?" and he was kind enough to point out his... other parts for me. *snicker*
Posted by: Bumble | June 23, 2006 at 06:48 PM
Oh dear. Guess I've had enough heroin for one day then eh? I was supposed to have an eye doctor appointment on Thursday but the child in mention became ill. I will be sure to keep the next one!
As for parts, I'm a rather large woman, if you know what I mean. The other day after bath, Morganna looked at me then looked at herself and asked, "Where's mines?"
I pointed them out to her to which she replied, "Oh, mines is little. Urs is big!"
Posted by: Jacki | June 23, 2006 at 07:28 PM
The live action at the end was disturbing. BTW it was a "V for Victory" sign the kid flashed. See it all the time in anime. Confused the heck out of me at first thinking it was a peace sign.
Posted by: almne | June 23, 2006 at 08:28 PM
Jacki, I want to have your baby. I just need to clear it with the missus.
Posted by: Jazzzz | June 23, 2006 at 08:52 PM
Hoe. Lee. Schist.
Posted by: Glix | June 23, 2006 at 09:41 PM
That music will get him beat up when he's 20.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | June 23, 2006 at 09:58 PM
giant *snorks* to Jacki from me and my sister; I read that to her. :-)
Posted by: Bumble | June 23, 2006 at 11:02 PM
I, for one, demand my confetti and bu++-wiping cat!
Posted by: CJrun | June 24, 2006 at 12:05 AM
"Looky,looky! Mr. Santa has just found a chocolate booger!"
Posted by: Katty | June 24, 2006 at 12:23 AM
I just received a new computer on Thursday night. My previous one, the Ancient and Venerable iMac, was too slow to see YouTube videos properly (the audio ran in real time, but the video was about half a year behind). So how wonderful is it that the first two YouTubes I got to view properly on my new machine were the Japanese self-defense video and this thing? LOL.
Posted by: Kev | June 24, 2006 at 02:01 PM
I wonder if those silver pants with the star are available in any Japanese vending machines?
Posted by: eat_black_licorice | June 24, 2006 at 04:11 PM
After I explained to my then-3-year-old why her baby brother had different "parts" than she did, she proudly told her daddy, "The baby has a p*nis, but I have a chinese!"
Posted by: kj | June 24, 2006 at 04:44 PM
The V sign is very common with Japanese kids. Just point a camera at one and they'll immediately flash it. The V sign, I mean.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 26, 2006 at 09:19 AM