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June 23, 2006

HMMM

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It isnt paintball... now the damn things are organizing into gangs, and representin wit their colors!

Perhaps someone was just trying to add a bit of color to the neighborhood. Yet another instance of civic plan gone tragically wrong!

"If it's true, it's very cruel. Why should animals be used for human amusement?"

Uh, because it's funny?

I have visions of the little buggers wearing protective gear, waving little paintball guns, and scampering from tree to tree.

Oops. Make that "planning"!

*stomps off for more coffee*

I prefer dunking squirrels in paint. It's easier and there's less mess.

"If it's true, it's very cruel. Why should animals be used for human amusement?"

What is this world coming to? Nobody every did anything like this back in the old days!

And, of course, "The Paint-Covered Squirrels" WBAGNFARB.

Anybody notice that our bloglit named Juggler of Geese is suspicously quiet?

they're just showing their squirrel fu belt classifications (cause squirrels don't wear belts)

*backtracks to see when Dave last strumpeted in St. John's*

*taps fivver on the shoulder*

excuse me sir, I'm afraid you'll have to come with me.

*SNORK*@ CR. That must be it. They're organizing but at least they're taking each other out. Power transformers everywhere breathe a sigh of relief.

Can't right now PETA, I've got spotted owl tofu on the grill.

Finally, finally someone is taking back our streets from the squirrel menace. I have been hustled so many times for nut money, I am afraid to poke my head out.

Why should animals be used for human amusement?

Oh ... gee ... I dunno ...

Let's ask the Horse Breeding crowd if they can answer that question ... races, dressage, rodeos ... um ... nope ... no ideas there ...

How about dog breeders ... Let's start at the Westminster ...

Monkeys? Rats? Hamsters? Ferrets? Cats?

Nope ... no ideas at all as to how one might use animals for amusement ...

Those terrorists will stoop to the lowest form of degredation and slum-baggedness; An overt attack on our American Humane Society. It's unAmerican, unconstitutional, and unfit for rodent consumption. Those poor little boogers didn't even have a chance.

Civic beautification run amok

I like using a 22 on those furry rats.

*SNORK* @ prairie dog.

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