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First?
****burp**** yummy frog legs, what, I didn't order them? ewwwwww
Posted by: 24-aholic | June 07, 2006 at 04:16 PM
I was going to post if I was FIRST, but since I'm not I'm taking my toys and going home. :-)
Posted by: Eleanor | June 07, 2006 at 04:18 PM
I'm "hoppy" to be first but will miss playing with you, El!
Posted by: 24-aholic | June 07, 2006 at 04:19 PM
Hustle alert! This is the Dutch version of the Taco Bell thumb caper.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 07, 2006 at 04:24 PM
24 - I'm happy for you too *snork*, and I didn't really mean "home". I just meant to other threads that wouldn't be so painful to me.
Bye, bye.
Posted by: Eleanor | June 07, 2006 at 04:25 PM
would you like some flies with that?
Posted by: packsaddle | June 07, 2006 at 04:42 PM
I think Burker King's salads should now bear a label reading "Crunchy Raw Unboned Real Live Frog" if they want to avoice prosecution.
Of course, knowing BK's marketing department, they'll find a way to make a commercial out of this.
Posted by: Bill L. | June 07, 2006 at 04:57 PM
*snork* @ Packsaddle
Posted by: CJrun | June 07, 2006 at 04:58 PM
Burger King testing new item Frog Prince Salad
Posted by: Jan | June 07, 2006 at 05:15 PM
Bill - if they took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?!
(congrats - you beat me to it.)
Posted by: Brainy Jello | June 07, 2006 at 05:18 PM
I heard they're going after McDonald's "McRibbit" sandwich.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 07, 2006 at 06:20 PM
Hold the pickles
Hold the lettuce
Amphibian salads don't upset us...
Posted by: Sallyacious | June 07, 2006 at 06:24 PM
I will just take a shart in your face then....hows that
Posted by: Eleanor | 04:24 PM on June 7, 2006
Who(m)ever posted this was using my name, without my permission. I didn't post this, and I don't much appreciate it being made to look like I did.
Posted by: Eleanor | June 07, 2006 at 07:28 PM
Astrid Roek anagrams to "stroker aid."
Key quote: "I stood up and screamed the place upside-down."
Astrid: "There's a FROG in my salad!!!"
Manager: "How did that get out of ice cream freezer?"
Posted by: obi wan | June 07, 2006 at 08:12 PM
eleanor< I'm guessing that came from [email protected]
Posted by: MoFaux | June 07, 2006 at 08:31 PM
hey, it just shows its freshness.
Posted by: pepe | June 08, 2006 at 02:18 AM
'"We know that everybody sues everybody in the United States, but Holland is not like that, it's not how it works here," Frey said.'
Apparently, I'm behind the curve. I haven't sued anybody in weeks! I'd better get cracking-- Everbody includes a whole lot of people.
I don't see how they could possibly drum up a case similar to those here in the United States.
After all, if you tell a Holland judge you spilled hot coffee on your nether-region, he'd just assume you dropped it in your hometown.
Posted by: Greg | June 08, 2006 at 08:06 AM
What kind of frog?
Posted by: ldyadiva | June 08, 2006 at 08:36 AM
That's nothing...someone in Michigan was eating a bowl of Wendy's chili the other day and found Jimmy Hoffa...
Posted by: jt | June 08, 2006 at 10:54 AM
Creepy King character, frogs turned to princes by a kiss...nope, got nothing.
Posted by: Glix | June 08, 2006 at 12:19 PM