EXACTLY WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS NONSENSE?!
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June 06, 2006
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Shouldn't it be "Buttlers in the Buff"?
and *snork* at 'cheeky!'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 06, 2006 at 01:57 PM
They want their naked waiters to be "Cheeky but clean"? Well I certainly hope their cheeks are clean!
Posted by: Jenna Brimstein | June 06, 2006 at 01:57 PM
or maybe even 'butt-leers'...
and what's a 'hen party'? Does it involve mojitos?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 06, 2006 at 01:58 PM
Judi-Are you referring to the "no touching" rule?
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | June 06, 2006 at 02:00 PM
I'm trying to picture this and I just can't. Sorry but men's nak*d buns are not particularly attractive items to be on display. Chests, shoulders, big arms, even legs and I'm with you. But I have yet to see an attractive a*s on a guy.
Posted by: Somewhere North | June 06, 2006 at 02:01 PM
They're going to franchise this. Can't wait to see:
-the Canadian version:
"Hey, you're not supposed to be wearing anything on your butt."
"That's HAIR, you idiot!"
-the Southern version:
"I think you can stop mixing the fruit punch now. And by the way, your apron is on backwards."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 06, 2006 at 02:03 PM
SNorth: Oh, you poor, poor girl. See post below with the men's undies. Some nice butts there.
Posted by: Suzy Q | June 06, 2006 at 02:08 PM
I always tell my husband I could bounce a quarter off his bum. He never lets me.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | June 06, 2006 at 02:12 PM
"Jeeves, what are you wearing?"
"I'm doing a bit of what the Americans call moonlighting, sir."
"It's giving me a bit of a stiffy, old fruit."
"And your aunts wonder why you're not married, sir."
Posted by: insomniac | June 06, 2006 at 02:14 PM
Jeeves would faint.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | June 06, 2006 at 02:14 PM
gives new meaning to 'the butler did it'.....
oh jeeeves, jeeeves....
Posted by: queensbee | June 06, 2006 at 02:16 PM
I'm thinking Butlers in the Buff would probably NOT bagnfarb.
Posted by: LadyBug | June 06, 2006 at 02:20 PM
They mention a hypnotherapist naked butler. That sounds dangerous to me. "You're getting sleepy...I'm already naked..."
Sex sells. Naked sells too. Reminds me of Naked News. (not that I've ever watched Naked News...um...)
Posted by: Ben Yoskovitz | June 06, 2006 at 02:31 PM
Dave and judi seem to be duelling with their posts. In my book, judi is winning. Sorry, Dave - squirrels are funny, but naked is as naked does.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 06, 2006 at 02:38 PM
"Naked Squirrels" would totally bagnfarb.
Posted by: Neil G | June 06, 2006 at 02:41 PM
Whoa. Simulpost AND mind-meld with insom! I'm not worthy.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | June 06, 2006 at 02:45 PM
Somewhere North, One of the best male butts it has ever, ever been my privilege to .. uh ... admire belonged to a ruggedly handsome member of the Ontario Provincial Police. Ever. ;)
Posted by: Crabby Appleton | June 06, 2006 at 02:53 PM
A hen's party (if anyone's still reading) is the female equivalent of a stag night.
Posted by: Kafaleni | June 06, 2006 at 03:31 PM
a tasteful alternative to strippers and pole dancers
I'm not so much seeing the "tasteful" part...
Posted by: Sallyacious | June 06, 2006 at 03:31 PM
But those butts (in the post below) were covered by nice thongs. Mens butts look lovely all nice and ... excuse me ahem. I mean when they are covered.
But naked men's butts? That is just asking for nastiness.
Posted by: Somewhere North | June 06, 2006 at 03:32 PM
Sallyacious - you're right - we need pictures.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 06, 2006 at 03:45 PM
"We take their bums on trust"
Sigh...the last time I did that, I ended up in divorce court.
Posted by: Betsy | June 06, 2006 at 05:50 PM
Dude! I got posted. It's been a while. Feels good.
*struts dizzily away*
Posted by: Sondra | June 06, 2006 at 07:14 PM
Amazing! Working bums! (Gagging on my own pun~~~~~~~~~~~~~~)
Posted by: MoFaux | June 06, 2006 at 09:21 PM
Butlers in the Buff? Idiot Servant. :-)
Posted by: marfie | June 06, 2006 at 11:48 PM
It's so good to get hard help these days.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 07, 2006 at 03:20 AM
Posted by: Weird Al Yankovic | June 08, 2006 at 07:36 PM