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June 21, 2006

DAY OF THE DAY

(Thanks to Collins69)

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Number ONE!

Oh, yeah! Unh huh, unh huh!

A couple of weeks ago my dog whizzed on a plant that was for sale in an outdoor market. Had to pay $12 for the thing and took it home where it promptly died. Too bad this didn't happen today - I would have just said my dog was getting into the spirit of things!

This would be a bad idea in urban areas. Too much of a... good(?) thing.

Hat trick?

I'm only second because I had to run outside and honor the environment first.

*dang*

With apologies to Straw....third.

Why are you lounging around drinking beer? I told you to water the yard.

One more six pack and I'll be ready.

I don't want to know what's in that mug.

I'll bet a bunch of criminal defense lawyers are ordering this already.
"Your honor, my client was merely recycling..."

This to guys only: Aim your stream away from electric fences or other electrical appliances ... unless you're into that sort of thrill..

Hmmm. I notice ecowaters only give a post office box instead of a street address.

it doesnt really look like mountain dew.............

Does that mean saying "Piss on Yew" is not a bad word?

"Drought got ya dry? Well, urine luck..."

Dang I gotta leak in my new mug!

Well go ahead - it's your mug!

I have anew gardener who waters my lawn...his name is I.P.Daily incase anyone wants to hire him...

So that wasn't a complimentary cup of Mountain Dew?


ppptttewie

Notice the plural "Day(s)" - that's so they can claim all guys are participating.

No, 24, neither was it warm apple cider.

someone told all the homeless people in downtown ahead of time...and since they couldnt remember which day...its EVERYDAY

shocking sight on the way to work...a homeless man wizzing in plain sight

They really need to have a day in the winter also. Snow games!

No fair though. Us gals can't squat and "write" at the same time!

I just went to Hallmark's website, and I couldn't find a card!

Combine yoga classes with a few hula lessons Susy and we sure can. Not that I can mind you. At least not in script. Yet.

Susy - Yes. We. Can. Kegels are your friend.

I did know a girl who could write her name. Well, sort of. Her name was Dot.

A kit? They want you to get a kit for this? I have been doing this without training wheels all my life, i don't think I need a kit.

*Snork* at CoastRaven!

Thank you ladies, it's good to know that we have confidence in our uri-writing skills! but what if I'm "left handed"??? left-sided Kegels??

I'm left-handed. You just have to watch your slant for the cursive writing. Dave is also left-handed....I'm gonna stop there while I'm ahead.

Urine kills lawns, I dunno why it would be good for "plants" ... merely speakin' on observations ...

and ...

As long as "left-handed Kegels" don't lead to "left-hand threads" ... it's OK with me ...

There are some homeless men and frat boys who do this all the time up the street from me. You gotta love city living.

*Snork* at fivver.

I second that *snork* at fivver

I live with 2 little boys. Every day is Pee outside day. Sometimes they get up and go outside just to pee, just because they are boys and they CAN. And yes, here in Oklahoma, we do have indoor plumbing, its just optional.

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