CRIME IN MIAMI BEACH
Hell hath no fury like a woman who believes she hath been cheated out of her boob job.
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Off her chest, classic headline
Posted by: anon | June 07, 2006 at 09:03 AM
Is "Smacked upside the head" an actual legal term? I hope so.
Posted by: Lairbo | June 07, 2006 at 09:05 AM
The guy should have smacked her. Tit for tat, I always say...
Posted by: Scott | June 07, 2006 at 09:07 AM
"demanded a breast enhancement" -- I think they're paraphrasing.
Posted by: Jules | June 07, 2006 at 09:15 AM
There are a couple of big boobs in this story.
Posted by: fivver | June 07, 2006 at 09:16 AM
This guy needs to learn to stay out of restaurants.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 07, 2006 at 09:17 AM
He paid for one enhancement already and now she wants a second.
*thinks*
Wonder if that means she's lopsided.
Posted by: slyeyes | June 07, 2006 at 09:33 AM
I think she was more upset about his "dating" habits than anything else. The surgery was just an excuse to hit him.
Lairbo-I know. The whole article was written in an interesting style.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | June 07, 2006 at 09:36 AM
Well c'mon. This wasn't like minor surgery like a ruptured appendix! This was a boob enhancement. Seems to me they were both big enough boobs as is, but still. That's sacred.
Posted by: Somewhere North | June 07, 2006 at 09:46 AM
wasn't this a side plot in a hiassen novel?
Posted by: crossgirl | June 07, 2006 at 09:52 AM
Please tell me that her second breast enhancement will include a mandatory tubal ligation?
Posted by: Betsy | June 07, 2006 at 10:16 AM
Another of those reasons Florida is different...Whew..
Posted by: Kathy P. | June 07, 2006 at 10:16 AM
I though men were only too willing to do whatever it takes for larger boobs.
Posted by: Kilmeny | June 07, 2006 at 10:27 AM
sn(.)(.)rk @ Betsy
Posted by: Suzy Q | June 07, 2006 at 10:58 AM
Kilmeny - I may not be speaking for all of my fellow Y-chromosome-bearing compatriots here, but I look at it this way: The value of larger breasts is greatly diminished when they're connected to an obviously insane woman, such as this one. Can I get ruling on this, guys?
Posted by: Scott | June 07, 2006 at 11:07 AM
I can't wait for the Law 'n' Order storyline ripped from this headline.
ps: Scott, yes.
Posted by: Lairbo | June 07, 2006 at 11:11 AM
...so now we're importing our white trash from Germany?
Posted by: Sondra | June 07, 2006 at 11:22 AM
Scott, definitely.
Key line: `He is not a faithful man. In between, he sees a lot of women.''
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 07, 2006 at 11:22 AM
Scott, you are exactly correct. Boob size importance is directly proportional to the level of the woman's insanity. That being said, however, the guy had the money, why didn't he just buy the boobs? I mean, COME ON!
Posted by: blurkernomore | June 07, 2006 at 11:25 AM
Scott, you are SO right. Also, if ya know they're (not their) plastic...I mean....what's the point??
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 07, 2006 at 11:35 AM
some guys like a little insanity to go with the big boobs
Posted by: TC | June 07, 2006 at 11:42 AM
*raises hand in compliance with the other Scott's question*
Posted by: ScottMGS | June 07, 2006 at 11:44 AM
She's a keeper!
Oh, checks the "yer 100% correct" box in response to Scott's question.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | June 07, 2006 at 12:19 PM
Make that "Oh, and checks..."
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | June 07, 2006 at 12:20 PM
some guys like a little insanity to go with the big boobs
Posted by: TC | 11:42 AM on June 7, 2006
Gee, this one is a surprise, right El?
;)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 07, 2006 at 12:38 PM
Singing: "She's a little bit crazy, she's a little bit cilicone."
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | June 07, 2006 at 12:42 PM
Scott: Oh, hell yes! Speak for me all you want on this issue.
TC: Exactly opposite of the above.
Posted by: WriterDude | June 07, 2006 at 01:03 PM
I found his webite and needless to say this has to be THE MOST DISTURBING PICTURE OF DONALD TRUMP EVER TAKEN!!!
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | June 07, 2006 at 01:08 PM
To add my voice to the chorus: Scott is absolutely right. Whack job cancels out boob job.
Posted by: Ford79 | June 07, 2006 at 01:10 PM
WriterDude - just so i've got this straight
the opposite of a little insanity to go with the big boobs would be....
a flat-chested complete whacko chick?
Posted by: TC | June 07, 2006 at 02:04 PM
wow addicted- that scrolling at the top of your (not you're) link is gonna give me a seizure....
Posted by: diverdowndoc | June 07, 2006 at 03:22 PM
"When they got there, Kramer said Capuzzo had a purse he wanted back."
"In further developments, Kramer claimed he had just purchased the purse off e-Bay on the assurance that this was the VERY purse used on kiwi rugger Chris Masoe, which made him cry. Capuzzo claims she has never hit Masoe with this purse, but was non-committal in comments answering if the purse was ever used against English chess players. Full story and film at 11..."
Posted by: obi wan | June 07, 2006 at 11:06 PM
And that streaming vid on the link posted by 24... OK, some great shots of women in bikinis or low-cut blouses was NICE, but there's that ONE shot of "TK" with brethren in swim shorts that I REALLY COULD HAVE MISSED... (Girls on the blog may disagree, but I'm doubting it...)
Posted by: obi wan | June 07, 2006 at 11:15 PM
What a moron!
(seems like I said that already today)
Posted by: daisymae | June 07, 2006 at 11:50 PM