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June 23, 2006

CAN YOU HEAR ME AAAACCKK

(Via Gizmodo)

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Bulletin ... bulletin ...

It is in your best interest to come in out of the rain ...

That is all.

people need to be warned about this?

If only this could happen to those idiots who are driving while gabbing....

Geez ... a FIRST for me! And I wasn't even trying.

Thankyew! Thankyewverymuch!

Also people should not use their cell phones in movie theatres as it runs the risk of being struck by me.

I don't know about the rest of you, but this just shocks me.

Hey, my boss is playing golf right now. Let me check the weather and see if I need to call him...several times.

"...if you would like to make a call..." get the HE!! out of the rain, moron!

Congrats to Cheryl!
*snork* at Addicted.

But if a metal object, such as a phone, is in contact with the skin it disrupts the flashover and increases the odds of internal injuries and death.

now see, i thought you had to have it *in* your mouth for that to happen. my bad.

We have only three reported cases of people being killed world wide so we need to launch a massive and expensive public education campaign.

But I am still OK using it in the shower with my blow dryer, arent I?

Coast - not sure, but TC volunteered to check it out for you.

CR. a bath tub would be even better.

"There seems to be some static on the line....hellooo?"

And any of you ladies of the female type gender who happen to wear underwire rampart supports, at the first sign of thunder you should...

And yet my flatmate can't wait for the common use of technology by which he can get a tiny cell-phone-like chip implanted in his brain. And he loves going outside in thunderstorms. Hmm.

(I said it badly, but oh, well.)

We should what, fivver?

nice try, fivver, but my Ipex doesn't use metal.

I think fivver is insinuating that we should de-bra-ify.

Rereading Cheryl's First makes me think of "Donald Duck and the Gorilla."

That is all. Breckenridge.

Sorry, but de-bra-ing would mean floppification.

I'll risk the electrificating.

*goes to get another mojito* Can I get anyone anything at the bar?

Boy, try to pass on a life saving safety tip.

Geezer joke:
If you're on a golf course and a storm brews up, take out your two iron and hold it up in the air. Even God can't hit a two iron.

Two words: natural selection.

I agree with fivver. Freeing the bazoomage in a rain storm while wearing a thin white t-shirt is the proven safest method.

*snork* @ fivver, blurker and Cheryl

And Cheryl, yes please on that mojito!

So what they're saying is, it doesn't increase your chances of being struck (ala land line), but if you do get struck it'll be worse.

Well, call me a sadist but I thought this was almost as funny as the letters to Dave from the humorly challenged.

fivver and blurker are increasing their own risk of getting struck, but not by lightning.

The guy in this video is praying for a lightening strike.

*mega snork*@Jacki - thanks, that's just what I needed to end the week on!

"Yakkkkkk! I think that I have a one-way connection to Heaven!!!! Operator, can you break the connection. I'm not ready to go right now, I have another call to make"

Now wait; I think before we can assign causality to this instance, we need more data. I need to see more people talking on cell phones hit by lightning before I can say that the simple use of one increases the risk of strike.

Dear Dr. Doug,
If you would like to be the first test case in my new study regarding the use of cell phones during lightening strikes, I would like for you to participate in this experiment by going up to Diablo Mountain in the Colorado Mountains during a thunderstorm and call me on your cell phone. My number is 1-800-555-1212. When you have completed your call, just hang up. Write your report and come on down the mountain. We will meet at the Inn located on Hwy 66 and discuss the results of your call. At that time you will be reimbursed for your courageous effort. Sincerely, Ludvig Tesla

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