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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | June 21, 2006 at 05:16 PM
cont'd: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | June 21, 2006 at 05:17 PM
I was going to comment but I think Punkin Poo kinda summed everything up quite well.
Posted by: orcel | June 21, 2006 at 05:17 PM
What Punkin said.
Although it kinda makes you wonder what else he could have had hidden where,,,
Posted by: Kafaleni | June 21, 2006 at 05:18 PM
OK, i've said it before, and i'll say it again:
cops are not paid enough
Posted by: TCK | June 21, 2006 at 05:18 PM
Jimmy Hoffa is still missing.
Posted by: Dave | June 21, 2006 at 05:19 PM
That reminds me of the time I went sailing with my cousin and her in-laws. Her father-in-law spent the afternoon reclining on the boat in the hot sun and when he stood up at the end of the day he was red and white striped.
Posted by: Sarah J | June 21, 2006 at 05:20 PM
In a related story, the FBI immediately sent a crew there to search for Jimmy Hoffa.
Posted by: Chianca at Large | June 21, 2006 at 05:20 PM
you know, i'm always wanting extra storage space, it just hadn't occured to me to create it out of natural material. if anyone needs me, i'll be at the all you can eat buffet!
Posted by: crossgirl | June 21, 2006 at 05:21 PM
Police officer: Is this marijuana here?
Guy: No...no...! It's...its a mari-nade! Yeah, that's right, it's just a bit of oregano. Yeah, that's it. Good for the skin, you know.
Police officer: I'll take your word for it. Move along.
And yeah...ew.
Posted by: sharon share-alike | June 21, 2006 at 05:21 PM
Gives new meaning to a pot belly
Posted by: Jan | June 21, 2006 at 05:26 PM
What Punkin said and thank goodness for NO picture.
Posted by: fivver | June 21, 2006 at 05:28 PM
He only stuffed the pot in there to keep his belly fat from slapping his upper thighs when he ran.
(Like he could run)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | June 21, 2006 at 05:30 PM
ISIANMTU:
I was moonlighting as security at a classic rock festival one time and one of the jobs was to make sure people didn't bring alcohol in with them. (the festival organizers wanted to sell it inside) Anyway, this lady with the largest ramparts I have ever seen walked up to me, stuck them practically in my face and said, "wanna search me sweetheart?" I sorta backed up and said, "No ma'am, you're OK, go on in." She got about 25 feet past the gate, stuck her hand under her shirt, lifted up one of said ramparts and pulled out a fifth of liquor. Not a pint people! A fifth!!!
BTW, TC, this happened in Lewistown.
Posted by: blurkernomore | June 21, 2006 at 05:30 PM
Pot=munchies=(see above story)...
All I'm saying...
Posted by: clark kent | June 21, 2006 at 05:32 PM
to finish Blurker's story:
"....and then everybody puked on their shoes. And the shoes of others. The End."
Posted by: Punkin Poo | June 21, 2006 at 05:33 PM
True Story,
My godfather (not like the movie) was a EMT in Montana (motto: Your nearest neighbor is only 20 miles away). One day they had to go assist a man who was having a heartattack. This man weighed 600lbs and was confined to his recliner in the living room. After some work they were finally able to get him on the gurnery and out the door. When they were loading him into the ambulance A package of twinkies fell from one of the guys folds.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | June 21, 2006 at 05:34 PM
*SNORK* @ Punkin
Posted by: blurkernomore | June 21, 2006 at 05:35 PM
Let's see, he hid the pot in his gut, so where would the crack be hidden? AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGG
Posted by: fivver | June 21, 2006 at 05:37 PM
Come on guys. First the need for eye bleach from TC and now THAT mental image from fivver. I'll be over here with OtheU shootin' cats.
Posted by: blurkernomore | June 21, 2006 at 05:40 PM
Fold of Fat WBAGNFA Richard Simmons Tribute Band
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 21, 2006 at 05:44 PM
Sounds like he could block several lanes of traffic even if standing outside his car.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | June 21, 2006 at 05:55 PM
It was a set-up. Someone planted it on him.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 21, 2006 at 05:55 PM
Yeah, Annie. But when they planted it it was a seed.
Posted by: blurkernomore | June 21, 2006 at 06:01 PM
The biggest mystery is why the man didn’t just eat it. He couldn’t have been concerned about calories.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | June 21, 2006 at 06:10 PM
blurk: noooo, please, I beg you
In other news, how did the police "stop" him, if he was already blocking traffic? Just sayin'
Posted by: monkeyshines | June 21, 2006 at 06:11 PM
"Get in ma belly..."
Posted by: Cheryl | June 21, 2006 at 06:18 PM
According to authorities, when an officer smelled marijuana in the car, he searched the man and found a baggie of the illegal weed. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! That must have been one hell of a thorough search! (By the way, this is my first post at this site).
Posted by: Shanes Girl | June 21, 2006 at 06:18 PM
(doesn't really work without the scottish accent, do it?)
Posted by: Cheryl | June 21, 2006 at 06:19 PM
I got it Cheryl!! and EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I just got home to this horrible vision of Pot in Lard...think it's been there since the 60's??
Posted by: Susy Cruz | June 21, 2006 at 06:26 PM
Congrats, Shane. I think the officer actually found a SADDLEbag of weed.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 21, 2006 at 06:26 PM
LBFF - you said it for me ... I wuz wonderin' if it wuz HIM that blocked traffic, or if it wuz merely his CAR ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | June 21, 2006 at 06:31 PM
"an officer smelled marijuana in the car.." 250 pounds, June in Nebraska. I'm guessing that wasn't all he smelled.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 21, 2006 at 06:38 PM
*waves hi to newbie Shanes Girl*
How's Shane doing these days? :)
Posted by: Eleanor | June 21, 2006 at 07:53 PM
Welcome Shanes Girl!
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | June 21, 2006 at 08:41 PM
I worked with a girl who used to use her ramparts and stomach as hand warmers. Honest to god, she'd cross her arms underneath and they'd disappear. This wouldn't have been such a big deal, it there wasn't also the story about her drinking ranch dressing. Yes, drinking it from the bottle.
Posted by: almne | June 21, 2006 at 08:53 PM
I dont usually brag, but I used to live in Omaha when I was a teenager.Our version of clever was to put the pot in our pocket. You know, I dont smoke it anymore, but I cant blame anyone for doing it ALOT if they live in Omaha.
Posted by: MoFaux | June 21, 2006 at 09:02 PM
I dont usually brag, but I used to live in Omaha when I was a teenager.Our version of clever was to put the pot in our pocket. You know, I dont smoke it anymore, but I cant blame anyone for doing it ALOT if they live in Omaha.
Posted by: MoFaux | June 21, 2006 at 09:03 PM
hey...! two clicks are better than one!~
Posted by: MoFaux | June 21, 2006 at 09:04 PM
Layered parfait.
Posted by: CJrun | June 21, 2006 at 09:09 PM
oh duh. stupit fat bastid.
Posted by: queensbee | June 22, 2006 at 07:30 AM
I wonder if he could blow smoke rings out of his belly button?
Posted by: Kat Clark | June 23, 2006 at 01:26 AM
It's completely worthless in my opinion. Why you blog about it?
Posted by: six-pack-abs | February 22, 2008 at 09:01 AM