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Maybe she IS going to Namibia to have K-Fed's spawn #2. Kinda looks like Angelina there.
Posted by: Susy | June 23, 2006 at 09:34 AM
"Britney Spears dyes"??
Well I am not REAL fond of her, but I would never wish that on anyone!
Posted by: CoastRaven | June 23, 2006 at 09:37 AM
~~~Humming Trailer for sale or rent
Posted by: Kat | June 23, 2006 at 09:38 AM
Artificial Intelligence.
Posted by: fivver | June 23, 2006 at 09:39 AM
(Pardon if this a double post ... 'puter troubles abound)
Okay ... This is something you learn in Woman School. Hair dye is a NO-NO when you are pregnant! Another scandal is a-brewin'.
She is truly "TOXIC" ...
Posted by: Cheryl | June 23, 2006 at 09:40 AM
Hope she didn't get in hair dye in the Colt 45 she was drinking at the time.
*still stunned*
Posted by: Cheryl | June 23, 2006 at 09:44 AM
Kat *Snort*
Posted by: Lizzy | June 23, 2006 at 09:44 AM
fivver - I had the same comment
Posted by: SquirlCat41 | June 23, 2006 at 09:58 AM
Susy, I was thinking the same thing. She's morphing into Angelina. Could lip injections be far off?
Posted by: KDF | June 23, 2006 at 10:01 AM
Perhaps KDF, I did notice a bit of a "pout" already.
Posted by: Susy | June 23, 2006 at 10:12 AM
Cheryl, I thought the same thing.
What, no cigarettes?
Posted by: Leetie | June 23, 2006 at 10:13 AM
She actually looked kinda good in the first picture...in a prom queen turned trailer park mom sorta way.
Posted by: blurkernomore | June 23, 2006 at 10:18 AM
Why would god let something like this happen?
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | June 23, 2006 at 10:31 AM
i think we should all just be relieved that she hasn't died the babies hair yet...
Posted by: crossgirl | June 23, 2006 at 10:32 AM
dyed,dyed, i mean dyed!!!
Posted by: crossgirl | June 23, 2006 at 10:33 AM
Obscure movie quote: "As long as the cuffs and collar match."
Posted by: fivver | June 23, 2006 at 10:34 AM
That would be next crossgirl, then a mohawk "do" like Angie's kid. She is SO original!!!
Posted by: Susy | June 23, 2006 at 10:35 AM
Thanks Lizzie - snorts are most welcome but now I can't get the damnned song out of my head!
Posted by: Kat | June 23, 2006 at 10:40 AM
Crossgirl - I'm pretty sure she did!
Says here she "was spotted out and about with her security team in New York with baby son Sean Preston sporting a new black hairdo."
Someone call Child Protective Services! Again!
Posted by: Militant Grammarian | June 23, 2006 at 10:41 AM
hey, Angelina's way, way hotter than Britney. AND Angelina's better with babies than Britney can dream of.
*ends fangirl rant*
Posted by: pepe | June 23, 2006 at 10:42 AM
Kat, maybe this will help...
it's a world of laughter, a world or tears
it's a world of hopes, it's a world of fear...
Posted by: fivver | June 23, 2006 at 10:43 AM
Brit, sweetie, it doesn't matter what colour your hair is as long as you're still wearing the outfits you steal from the set of My Name is Earl. Try taking a shower and putting on shoes and a shirt that doesn't expose your back fat. "Kay?
Posted by: Kilmeny | June 23, 2006 at 10:44 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! not that one!!
geez...thanks fiver
Posted by: Susy | June 23, 2006 at 10:44 AM
puts an extra "v" up there too...
Posted by: Susy | June 23, 2006 at 10:45 AM
When did they put a trailer park in the East Village anyway?
Posted by: blurkernomore | June 23, 2006 at 10:47 AM
Oh Kat...I love that song.
Posted by: Betsi | June 23, 2006 at 11:29 AM
she should put on a wife beater and beat herself...
Posted by: Chaz, in Wade County Florida | June 23, 2006 at 11:32 AM
Looks by her face that she is growing up. Hope she gets a good shrink, and stops making herself a target for people who need to put others down to feel good about themselves...
Posted by: Come on | June 23, 2006 at 12:59 PM
Hope she gets a good shrink, and stops making herself a target for people who need to put others down to feel good about themselves...
personally, i don't think she intentionally makes herself a target for people who need to put others down to feel good about themselves - i think it just comes naturally
also, i don't necessarily need to put others down to feel good about myself - it's just something i do - you know, for fun - i can stop anytime i want - really, i can
Posted by: TCK | June 23, 2006 at 01:54 PM
Thanks TCK. I think there are better ways to have fun.
Posted by: Come on | June 23, 2006 at 05:57 PM
Name six.
Please.
I'm interested in seeing a list ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | June 23, 2006 at 09:39 PM
1. Playing with a baby.
2. Having sex with somebody you love.
3. Taking a walk on the beach at sunset.
4. Reading a good book, preferably with a tart apple to eat.
5. Eating a meal with good friends.
6. Listening to music you like.
7. Sitting on the porch or in the park watching people.
8. Going fishing with a kid.
9. Flying a kite on the beach.
10. Dancing.
11. Playing a game like Scattergories with intelligent people who have a sense of humor.
12. Watching the fireworks on the 4th with a lot of kids around so you can hear the oohs and ahs.
13. Riding a bike in the rain.
14. Eating ice cream.
None of these activities require one to compare themselves to anybody else, and all are good at lifting the spirits.
Need more?
Posted by: Come on | June 23, 2006 at 11:16 PM
ICONS,ICONS>>>>>>>>>
Are soon BYGONES!
(thus quotith Ogden Nash Clark)
Posted by: Katchatoria | June 24, 2006 at 01:32 AM
Come on? I'm so sorry...I think you may have the wrong room, The Norman Vincent Peale Society is meeting down the hall. This is the Bitter Sardonic Dour Twisted Snarling Sarcastic Cynics of the World Collective.
And we LIKE it that way.
Posted by: Betsy | June 24, 2006 at 01:54 AM
To Come On: I'm pretty sure I own shoes older than you so trying to guilt me into being nice to Twitney is a waste of your time. I LIKE being bitter and sarcastic, I earned it, dammit. Maxine (trademark thingy) and I are like THIS!
Posted by: Dread | June 24, 2006 at 11:04 AM
I am not a kid, I have grandchildren. It is partially for them I just wish the world could be a little more randomly kind...
Buried a friend this week, who had no clue how many people appreciated her and how much of an impact her life meant to them. Made me a bit more reflective than usual, I guess. We spend so much time focusing on the wrong stuff.
Sorry to be a wet blanket. I guess fun at others' expense is the hallmark of our time. One of the reasons I love Dave, he plays no favorites in poking fun, but it is always in a spirit of shared humanity and compassion. In this case, where a baby or two are involved, she needs support, not ridicule.
Just sayin... Fading into black....
Posted by: Come on | June 24, 2006 at 12:12 PM
She needs support? Um, I think the point is, we think she needs intervention and God help her kid(s). We feel sorry for them, not her. She is a spoiled brainless twit who has no business pretending to be a Mother; unfortunatly there's no law against letting her spawn. We can't fix it so we poke fun at it, OK?
Posted by: Dread | June 25, 2006 at 10:40 AM
Dread: You got THAT right. Those poor kids will need our sympathy but both parents should be poster models for spaying your pets.
Posted by: neuter'emall | June 25, 2006 at 10:49 AM