AWWW

A man and his hot dog.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Comments

[Karl]

Man, I'd hate to be the guy behind him when that gray matter finally breaks loose...

[blurkernomore]

Boy, that's one stiff weiner. Grade 4?

[insomniac]

but does it improve his reception?

[Shane's Girl]

"It kind of makes you wonder," Carroll said this week, pausing to look at the shriveled symbol of picnics everywhere. "It kind of makes you wonder about all the hot dogs you've eaten over the years..." REALLY? Lips and A------s, that's what I've always heard. They must be pretty sturdy body parts.

[blurkernomore]

Darlene: Hey, Richard, nice truck, but what's on the antenna?

Richard: 5 year-old weiner.

Darlene: Oh, that's just sick!! But does he have a dad?

[Renee (the First)]

Dave, did you mean to write "Awww" or "Ewww"?

[Addicted to 24]

The scary thing is that it is more nutrious today than when it fell on the ground.

[Chaz, in Wade County Florida]

a Ford owner would [b]NEVER[/b] think of such a thing

[Brainy Jello]

A hotdog story by Mike Peters? (tee hee!)

[«LabSpecimen»]

How many guys of the blog will be trying this? Raise your hands.

*raises his hand*

*gets an idea*

Is Spam carvable? You know... like into various shapes?

[Guin]

'scuse me whilst I retch...

[Brainy Jello]

I bet Mike hates his boss.

[muffles]

I have to sign up to read it. What's it say? What's it saaaaaaaaaay?!

[blurkernomore]

Five years ago this guy was barbecuing and a hot dog fell on the ground. His nephew (or somebody) picked it up and put it on the guy's truck antenna...and it's still there...intact!! Albeit a little gray and fuzzy.

[insomniac]

and it was about Dick Carroll !(yes, he calls himself Richard but who is he kidding?)

("When I'm Sixty-Four")
my hot dog's so old, it's grown its own hair
bacteria are found
mixed in with a substance that we used to call 'meat'
it makes you yearn for the smell of old feet!
if on 'Fear Factor' they took a bite
The CDC would roar!
Its smell would raise tears, in hot dog-ish years
It's really sixty-four!

[Cheryl]

That man's weiner has turned kinda grey ...

I guess that's what happens when you leave it out in the weather like that.

[muffles]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Interesting it hasn't come apart in the rain or something. It's fascinating yet repungent.

[muffles]

Repugnant? Both, perhaps

[James T.]

When you scroll to the bottom of the page, you'll notice that "The Gnarly Trombone(s)" WBAGNFARB.

[KCSteve]

muffles (and others)
You need to learn of that most wonderous website http://www.bugmenot.com
Just drop in the URL of the offending site and it will give you a list of registrations to try. If it's not found, or none of them work, then you go through the bother of making up fake info for them (and add your new entry to BugMeNot)

[Hanna]

Hot dog! It's putrified.

[puppytoes]

that's precious.

[Glix]

It's shrunken, this wonder hot dog, and it has turned black and kind of fuzzy and hard.

Dude. Just, dude.

[not*my*real*name]

Anyone care to guess what the carwash attendants say or think when they're asked to
unscrew that thing?....

[Cat R.]

not*my*real*name ~

"Excuse me, sir, but they don't pay me enough to untwist your shriveled fuzzy gray weiner."

Or something like that.

[MoFaux]

Dear Chaz in wade county florida:I , like you, own a Ford.I wouldnt degrade a good hotdog by putting it on my truck.I'll see you on the ford troubleshooting website, bro!~, sincerely, Mo"toyota"Faux

[Kat]

Was it an "Oscar Meyer Weiner" by chance? They are supposed to be some super kind of "dog!" I like that "Weiner Car" they drive all over the country. Now it looks like Dick has his own "Weiner Car." Somehow I think he misses the boat. Possibly that loose screw in his head.

[marfie]

Lab, is Spam carvable? You bet! There was a M*A*S*H episode where Hawkeye carved it in to a spam lamb for Easter dinner. It was a seriously frightening sight, although probably not as scary as this must be.

I guess we should be grateful that he wasn't grilling fish.

[otis wildflower]

He's not the only one...

[Kate]

Otis -- I think the best part is that the good ol' texans didn't realize that "The Onion" is a humor site.