AN EXAMPLE OF INFLATION

(Thanks to Addicted to 24)

Comments

[Sarah J]

I thought K-fed was "just your average Joe looking for attention and a handout"

[MoFaux]

I cant seem to open this page but I'm nervous about whats on it anyhow...-insert your own witty comment _HERE_

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Common Cents? I think not.

[Addicted to 24]

Personally I believe in a few years K-Fed will be back in Times Square collecting change again.

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Wow, a simul hattrick. Is that some kind of record?? ;-)

[Annie Where-but-here]

"You know I think, when you pick a spokesperson, or man, you know, he should at least, you know, be able to speak."

[judi]

i'm so infatuated with the comments about his, like, family. wow. it's almost, like, i don't know, great.

[southerngirl]

judi, you're infatuated with K-fed?

huh. who'da thunk it. ;)

[Addicted to 24]

Judi have I mentioned lately that you are a rock star.

[judi]

really, a2? which one?

[Annie Where-but-here]

a2 has left the building with Elvis.

[Susy Cruz]

He likes to text message," a Virgin spokesperson said.

Good to know he's got a backup degree in "textnology" in case ..oh I dunno...she finally dumps him????

[CJrun]

Hey, K-Federal deficit; it costs 1.4 cents to mint a penny. Every year, the US loses $29M stamping these out. I'll chip in an extra $10 to stamp K-Fed out.

[Mary Abagail Lincoln]

If you find a penny
And pick it up.
All day you will
Have good luck!

If you give that penny
To a child in need,
You will be rewarded,
And you will plant a seed!

[Addicted to 24]

Sorry folks I was busy working on last weeks 5 star sudoko puzzle 35 minutes to solve it but I did!!! Judi in my mind you Kim Gordon mixed with a dash of Pearl Jam.

[Addicted to 24]

In case anyone else wants to give it a try.

[marfie]

*throws an "are" up to A2*

[Addicted to 24]

Thanks Marfie I needed that 8^)

[insomniac]

thanks for the puzzle, a24!

[Jazzzz]

I'm curious if K-nerd's phone has only,like, 4 text letters.

[Jazzzz]

And I think they meant "cow-man scents"

[insomniac]

("Penny Lane")

On the corner stands K-Fed under a stovepipe hat
Dressed up just like the man who freed the slaves
But if you ask him where his head is at
He just smiles and waves
Very strange!

Are pennies lame,
And are they way beyond their time?
These are questions way beyond the mind
Of K-Fed . Meanwhile back

His pregnant missus on the TV bursting through
her clothes
Pre-empting everything but maybe World War Three
She sounds the smartest when she blows her nose
K-Fed would use his sleeve, we believe...

(chorus)

[marfie]

What a cent-less campaign...

[Annie Where-but-here]

A $5 snork @ Insom.

[eat_black_licorice]

Forescore and seven years ago our K-fed brought forth on this continent an old currency, conceived in the US Mint and dedicated to the proposition that all coins are not created equal. Now we are engaged in a great publicity stunt testing whether any nation will be so enamored of his showboating that he will make the front page, or any page of a newspaper or magazine.

[southerngirl]

from the department of redundancy department - (and yes, I stole borrowed that from somebody - punkin, maybe?) *snork* at insom!

[Bangi]

LOL licorice

[Bangi]

LOL Insom!!

[MoFaux]

eat-black-licorice, I like that someone will eat the black licorice in our country. There are great storehouses of if in the Midwestern missile silos, along with most of the the fruitcake and buttermilk ever produced. If Kevin wants to do this thing, do we really care? Sounds like a good cause if I read it right, My super speed reading I-dont-care -enough-to focus attitudemay have misdirected me into thinking it was a cause at all.Im too lazy to go back and read it . What I do get so passionate about is all the black licorice that we have produced over the decades and what will we do with this "stuff".If anyone has any ideas about it , please inform. ;)

[Jazzzz]

I have developed a car that runs on red licorice, but even it won't have anything to do with black licorice.

[WriterDude]

I'd *snork* at insom if it weren't so sacreligious to besmirch the Beatles with those two.

*snork anyway* Damn. Couldn't help myself.

[monkeyshines]

MoFaux - Didn't you know that the consumption of black licorice by women tends to increase the possibility of them feeling frisky ;)

[TCK]

judi's infatuated with mr. britney!?!

*sigh*

and all this time i thought she was infatuated with me :(

[crossgirl]

any and all, send your black licorice to me! send k-fed to anyone that will have him. there's probably less of them than black licorice eaters.

holds lit cell phone up for insom

[Eleanor]

I like black licorice.

Licorice is a funny word if you stare at it.

[TCK]

so's booger, but what else are ya gonna call 'em?

[Eleanor]

you could call them licorice

[Jazzzz]

*snork* El

[Jan]

Ego-Inflation

[Jan]

No need to give a penny for his thoughts

[TCK]

*snork* my ass

LOL at El!

and

VF!

[O. the U(manity)]

Green licorice?

[judi]

i'm not REALLY, tck. only insofar as it's hilarious.

[Eleanor]

*waves hi to judi*

The Yankee/Marlins game was postpoed due to rain in N.Y.
It will give your guys a chance to rest up! :)

[Eleanor]

*throws an "n" up into her last post*

[Poop Dogg]

K-Fed for FRB Chairman!

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

I would just like to say that The Blog is very prolific.

And also that this article has a *snork* reference.

[southerngirl]

Lisa!!! I saw the *snork* too!

and *snorked* quietly to myself. :)

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

southerngirl-I know, me too.;-) Someone asked a while ago where it came from--I've seen it in a few of his books, but this was the first one I saw on the blog.

[judi]

el: and we were AHEAD :/

[crossgirl]

"walter" the christmas miracle dog?
i thought he was from a walrus. that was some BIG dog!! miraculous too, i'm sure.

[Annie Where-but-here]

judi - it was all of half an inning -boast while you can.
And I also thought it was hilarious that you would be infatuated with TC.

Ok - tag-team wrestling - Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh vs. K-Fed and whom?
Plus we need nicknames for them.

[marfie]

Hmmmn...we'd need another vacuous, parasite to pair up with K-Fed. Gee...I don't know, how about Paris Hilton?

[marfie]

Oh, and nicknames:

AC/B*tchy & Bimbaugh vs. Dumb & Dumber

[Annie Where-but-here]

marfie - sounds good to me. It would make a great video game. Of course, Pat Buchanan would want to wrestle, too. What with all his bench-presses and all. His signature move could be a holier-than-thou leg lock. Rush could be a pill-popping commie-caller. Coulter would just keep moving to the right. K-Fed would scare everyone with his hideous rapping. And Paris, well, we'll always hate Paris.

[marfie]

I hate paris in the spring time
I hate paris in the fall
I hate paris in the summer when she sizzles
I hate paris in the winter when she fizzles

I hate paris every moment
Every moment of the year
I hate paris, why oh why do I hate paris
Because she is a pain in the rear

[Geoff]

Cents for brains!

[JL]

"I have feelings, and hurt--happy, sad, cry, fight--all that, everything."

I can totally relate. Sometimes I feel fight too. But right now I feel websurf.

[Eleanor]

judi - double header today!!!!

And you're starting out with 1 run!!
WTG! *snork*

[tj]

jl

i love lamp

tj

[ty]

nice ,thanks.

[ty]

thanks for your post  

[eat_black_licorice]

I am wondering about the emissions of a car that runs on black licorice.

[Chaz, in Wade County Florida]

he needs to put on a wife beater and beat himself

[Layzeeboy]

A penny for your talent?