THIS KEEPS HAPPENING
And yet men continue to cheat and then fall asleep near their wives. What's the learning curve here?
P.S. Men, this is another one of those "do not click the link" items.
(Thanks to Ray)
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And yet men continue to cheat and then fall asleep near their wives. What's the learning curve here?
P.S. Men, this is another one of those "do not click the link" items.
(Thanks to Ray)
Posted by judi on May 18, 2006 at 12:59 PM in YELLOW FOR CAUTION | Permalink
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Nicetown rings false here, for some reason.
Posted by: xmnr | May 18, 2006 at 01:04 PM
She cut them completely off while he was sleeping? Man, that guy is one sound sleeper.
Posted by: marfie | May 18, 2006 at 01:05 PM
Yeah, he ALWAYS screams in his sleep.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 18, 2006 at 01:20 PM
The best (?) part is that she did it with her FINGERNAILS - they headline on the Philly Daily News was "THAT'S NUTS!"
(The Daily News is the Inquirer's slightly sluttly little sister)
Posted by: sthnbelle | May 18, 2006 at 01:21 PM
And I must express my disappointment at not having a perky news team to report this.
Posted by: sthnbelle | May 18, 2006 at 01:23 PM
Can I just ask one question? Ladies, if you're gonna go through the trouble of choppin them off, why not at least get rid of the evidence (garbage disposal, bbq, whatever...) so that the man doesn't stand a chance in getting it reattached? I mean really, if it was me....
Heh heh. It would never be me. Ever.
*walks out backwards*
Posted by: DDi | May 18, 2006 at 01:24 PM
SNORK at the video! It looks like the cops were trying to figure out where the jewels had gone after rolling down the steps.
*Wonders where they were found before being reattached*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 18, 2006 at 01:29 PM
The news team doesnt seem quite so perky as most.
Posted by: CoastRaven | May 18, 2006 at 01:49 PM
Balls, said the queen, if i had em, i'd be king.
Oh, there they are......
Posted by: queensbee | May 18, 2006 at 01:53 PM
A guy friend and I were talking about this over beer last Friday night - he swear he would never sleep through it or be drunk enough not to notice at the first chop. So, guys out there - you think you could sleep through it?
Posted by: Kat | May 18, 2006 at 02:05 PM
kat, no way on God's green earth or in hell!
Posted by: obi wan | May 18, 2006 at 02:39 PM
"He was reportedly in stable condition."
Yeah, and he was also reportedly in a stable relationship. Just goes to show...
Posted by: swilmor | May 18, 2006 at 02:50 PM
I thought this sort of thing only happened in third-world countries like Thailand, Singapore and New Jersey.
Posted by: random thunking | May 18, 2006 at 03:00 PM
If you click on the link at the bottom you will see one MASSIVE gator - 12 foot, 700 pounds - that was pulled from a canal in (where else) Florida.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 18, 2006 at 03:03 PM
The idea of this happening is more painful than the idea of losing the dingle, if you catch my drift. I'm not sure why.
And the answer is no, I could never sleep through that. The pain...oh the pain! I don't care if the man cheated, no man deserves that.
Posted by: Schadeboy | May 18, 2006 at 03:22 PM
I love the caption on the video. 'Scorned Wife Attacks'. I think I'll wait for the movie.
Posted by: Charlotte | May 18, 2006 at 03:26 PM
Kat - good question. Perhaps tonight, the bloggettes in relationships could do a um, survey. No real harm, just a test.
"This is a teste. This is only a teste."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 18, 2006 at 05:07 PM
Stay tuned for the two-part mini-series... arr arr
Posted by: MoFaux | May 18, 2006 at 06:51 PM
DDi - What are you hiding behind your back? Are those scissors?
Posted by: Mr. Completely | May 18, 2006 at 09:28 PM
"This is a teste. This is only a teste."
Oh Annie, I do love your puns/comments.
Posted by: Dr Alice | May 18, 2006 at 09:29 PM
Pfft. Big deal. My wife keeps mine in her purse.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | May 18, 2006 at 11:17 PM
Mr. C - I know. She showed me. Why you're called Mr. COMPLETEly I have NO idea. I sure hope she kept the receipt.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 19, 2006 at 01:53 AM
I have a 3-month-old baby that wakes up approximately 17 times a night. At this point, you could remove AND surgically reattach my testicles and I doubt I would so much as stir (come to think of you, just remove 'em...that way there won't BE any more 3-month-old babies in my house).
Posted by: Scott | May 19, 2006 at 08:29 AM
...come to think of "it," not "you." (See? I told you I was tired.)
Posted by: Scott | May 19, 2006 at 11:38 AM
Headline from the WSJ:
NEUTICLES STOCK SOARS
Posted by: Stupendous Man | May 20, 2006 at 02:08 PM