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I like to hold them and look at them and love them and pet them and call the George.
Posted by: casey | May 31, 2006 at 04:55 PM
Ssssoundsss sssuspiciousss
Posted by: casey | May 31, 2006 at 04:56 PM
Ssssoundsss sssuspiciousss
Posted by: casey | May 31, 2006 at 04:56 PM
Is this another Brokeback joke?
Posted by: fivver | May 31, 2006 at 04:56 PM
Does this have something to do with cornholing?
Posted by: Ann | May 31, 2006 at 04:57 PM
Hank has a hankerin' for snake handlin'.
Anybody asked the snakes how THEY feel about it?
Snake: "Ssssssssucksssssssssss"
And from the Dept. of Redundancy Dept. - One snake feelin' up another?
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 31, 2006 at 04:58 PM
Oooh, a double post! Someone stole the "M" from my FIRST post, then the robot RSS Aggrevator security thingy made me verify my post and then
oops, 5:00, time to go
Posted by: casey | May 31, 2006 at 04:59 PM
As head of Treasury, he will also be the head of the SSSecret SSService. BTW, I believe Paulson also heads up the Nature Conservancy; he certainly was integral to the greening of Goldmann-Sachs. What an interesting nomination from the right-wing extremist!
Posted by: CJrun | May 31, 2006 at 05:03 PM
yes, it's interesting a conservationist is in charge of the Treasury Dept. The next appointment is Scrooge McDuck for Secretary of the Interior...
Posted by: insomniac | May 31, 2006 at 05:06 PM
"Nevertheless, it’s a long way from Wall Street to Washington."
Shouldn't that be "a long way from Wal-Mart to Washington"? What with snakes and all...
Posted by: obi wan | May 31, 2006 at 05:07 PM
I would like to hand my first Official Snork to Insomniac for "Scrooge McDuck for Secretary of the Interior..."
Posted by: pogo | May 31, 2006 at 05:15 PM
and that makes him a herpetologist?? who knew?
Posted by: puppytoes | May 31, 2006 at 05:26 PM
huh? wazzat? who's got herpes?
Posted by: fivver | May 31, 2006 at 05:31 PM
But what ever will he do on a plane?
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | May 31, 2006 at 05:33 PM
Yes, but does he like to hold them on planes?
(Go, Sammy, go! You DA MAN!)
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | May 31, 2006 at 05:34 PM
Damn, Addicted! That's just too freaky! Neener!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | May 31, 2006 at 05:35 PM
all things "snakes on a plane"!
Posted by: puppytoes | May 31, 2006 at 06:02 PM
Tropic,
Great minds think alike 8^)
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | May 31, 2006 at 06:15 PM
spent his career climbing the corporate ladder at the International Paper Company and later jumped to serve as chairman and C.E.O. of Alcoa, an aluminum conglomerate.
He climbs! He jumps! He crawls on his belly like a snake!
Posted by: Betsy | May 31, 2006 at 10:22 PM
Snakes? Why did it have to be snakes?
*looks around for Ivory Bill Woodpecker*
Posted by: slyeyes | May 31, 2006 at 10:25 PM
>He likes to hold snakes.
Does he mean one-eyed trouser snakes by any chance?
Posted by: Ross | June 01, 2006 at 03:19 AM
I hold mine all day and never made the paper for it.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 01, 2006 at 08:04 AM
He'll fit right in with the politicians
Posted by: 24-aholic | June 01, 2006 at 10:50 AM