LONDON UPDATE
A lot of famous celebrities live here, including Poseidon, who is taller than I expected, but a good listener.
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May 30, 2006
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nice!!! and first!
Posted by: Betsi | May 30, 2006 at 06:10 PM
He wants to shake your hand!
Posted by: island107 | May 30, 2006 at 06:11 PM
uh-oh...that rental car snake is a wily one. he seems to have followed you Dave.
Posted by: Betsi | May 30, 2006 at 06:11 PM
It goes without saying, (so why am I saying it then?) but Dave: HAR!
Posted by: mUFFLES | May 30, 2006 at 06:13 PM
This also goes without saying but, Nice blue shirt, Dave.
Posted by: OkieDokie | May 30, 2006 at 06:15 PM
He looks kinda grumpy - must have heard that his movie er, sank. Either that or he has Pulitzer envy.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 06:19 PM
Caption Contest:
Dave: My, Mr. Poseidon, sir, that's a lovely triton oosik you've got there. Any chance you could ease up on the hurricanes a teensy bit this year?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 06:24 PM
Dave - Is that a serpent on Poseidon's trident or is
he just happy to see you?
*I got nuthin'*
Nice lower abs, though.
Poseidon's aren't bad either.
*pats self on back for masterful butt-kissing*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 30, 2006 at 06:27 PM
Caption contest:
"So, IS it rude to ask for lager??"
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 30, 2006 at 06:28 PM
Caption contest:
"This time, could you seat us further away from that Neptune guy? He smells like dead fish."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 06:29 PM
Caption contest:
"Sorry, Posie, Miami is going all the way this year. After all, we've got WADE. Har!....you got a little thing hangin' from your nose, there, Posie."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 06:32 PM
Dave, are you sure you're in London? That looks more like the Forum Shops at Caesars in Vegas, you sly fox you.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2006 at 06:34 PM
"Think you could get me SpongeBob's autograph? It's for Sophie, of course."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 06:34 PM
Caption contest:
"Ahh, so that's how to roast a snake on the campfire!"
Posted by: Andrew | May 30, 2006 at 06:34 PM
Caption contest:
"So ... have you seen that movie about the boat that turns upside down? Wicked special effects, eh?"
Posted by: Cheryl | May 30, 2006 at 06:34 PM
Jeff -- Actually, that's backstage at Mary Poppins.
Posted by: Dave | May 30, 2006 at 06:35 PM
"...and then I said, 'Speaking of Segways,' and nobody laughed! Non-aquatics, go figure! So...what's it like to snork underwater?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 06:38 PM
Poseidon is now working as a theatre grip?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 06:39 PM
*Nice to meet you, Lord Poseidon. Who's your friend? Oh! Lady Viagra; nice to meet you too.*
Posted by: CJrun | May 30, 2006 at 06:46 PM
On a somewhat related note for the love of god do not see the movie bearing his name!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | May 30, 2006 at 06:47 PM
There's a movie out named "Dave"?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 07:03 PM
Yeah there is, Annie ... it's really good! (I think "Dave" was better than "Poseidon" ...)
(not kissing up)
(really)
Posted by: Cheryl | May 30, 2006 at 07:10 PM
don't see it, it's a waste of time
Posted by: Sarah J | May 30, 2006 at 07:11 PM
I wish annie but guess what movie just moved to the top of my netflix quee
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | May 30, 2006 at 07:18 PM
Addicted ... HOW, oh how, did this cinematic wonder fly under my radar screen? :-) Thanks for the heads up!!
I do hope they burnt enough copies for all of us on the blog.
*just kidding*
Posted by: Cheryl | May 30, 2006 at 07:25 PM
Caption Contest:
"Gimme 5 down lo - TOO SLOW!"
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 30, 2006 at 07:32 PM
Dave, did you catch him coming out of the sauna or something? I mean it's just a guy rule that you don't make conversation with another guy who is only clad in a towel wrapped around his waist. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 30, 2006 at 07:44 PM
Caption contest--
"So, if you hold the trident like that, no one notices you don't have nipples?"
Posted by: spinner8 | May 30, 2006 at 07:44 PM
"You know, a little sun wouldn't kill you. Ever been to Palm Beach?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 07:47 PM
"So, you'd recommend the marble cake?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 07:51 PM
"...and here we have an example of the world's worst toupee."
Posted by: Sondra | May 30, 2006 at 07:51 PM
Sondra - I can't believe you said that about Dave's hair! I'll have you know that it's real, and it's spectacular!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 07:57 PM
Annie Where-but-here: SNORK-KORK-ORK-ORK-KORK!
Posted by: Sondra | May 30, 2006 at 08:02 PM
"So then I jab this guy Polyphemus in the eye with my hand, like this, and he's blinded, because, you know, he's only got one eye! Hey, have you heard this story already?"
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | May 30, 2006 at 08:03 PM
"So, a narwhal walks into a bar, and the bartender says, why the long face?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 08:20 PM
"An@l-retentive IS hyphenated, isn't it? That's what I thought, too....Hey, who does your hair? It looks great. You don't see the wet look that much anymore."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 08:23 PM
Annie, you are definitely on a roll tonight.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2006 at 08:28 PM
"I figured you for a Marlins fan, but the Yankees have a killer line-up this year. They're up 5-1 on Detroit right now! Yeah, they scare me, too. I once wrote that they're evil, but they really just frighten the crap out of me."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 08:34 PM
*So we can't order Lager and the fork goes on the left.*
Posted by: CJrun | May 30, 2006 at 08:36 PM
I'm guessing Dave didn't write the summary on IMDB, or they would have at least spelled behavior correctly. I think this must be some mean trick the good people over at IMDB are playing on Mr. Language Person himself (those rat bastards). I think someone should lodge a complaint, or perhaps flee to their lodge in the hills.
*Not it*
Contest:
D: What, are you joking?
P: Does it look like I'm joking, a@@hole?
Posted by: fudtheman (STBE, OIUNOATS) | May 30, 2006 at 08:36 PM
Multiple *snork* @ Annie
Posted by: fudtheman (STBE, OIUNOATS) | May 30, 2006 at 08:38 PM
"May I borrow your fork?"
Posted by: Wavey | May 30, 2006 at 08:40 PM
Dave, it looks like youre pickin a fight with this guy!
Posted by: MoFaux | May 30, 2006 at 08:41 PM
"So, you're God of the sea, horses and earthquakes. Huh. Weird combination, don't you think? I mean, it's not even seahorses, it's just horses. And what about mules and donkeys and stuff like that? Do they have their own donkey-God or something? And on the subject of being God of earthquakes -- what the fark do you have against California, anyway? And while we're at it, what's the name of the God of hurricanes, because I have a thing or two to say to him."
Posted by: Wavey | May 30, 2006 at 08:47 PM
Ooohh, oooh, Posiden pick up lines:
Hey Baby, did you see the size of my trident?
Posted by: LucyVanPelt | May 30, 2006 at 08:54 PM
Things I learn from reading Dave's blog: Poseiden is the god of horses?
Really? I did not know that.
*silently wonders what Poseiden is doing backstage at Mary Poppins*
Posted by: slyeyes | May 30, 2006 at 08:56 PM
"Pretty nice abs for a guy who was eaten and then vomited up by his dad. And I thought my family was weird."
Posted by: Wavey | May 30, 2006 at 08:58 PM
Sly: Trying to pick her up of course....
"Hey Mary, I gotta spoon full of suga' for ya"
Posted by: LucyVanPelt | May 30, 2006 at 09:00 PM
"Hey, Mabel, get a load a the snake on that guy's pitch fork.
Posted by: daisymae | May 30, 2006 at 09:01 PM
Not appropo:
Just watched something very funny and involving; 'Last Comic Standing.' Sure, the rest of you knew about it, but I had never heard of it. I barely watch the Jack Bauer show.
Funny and brutal.
NBC; another hour is starting.
CJ
Posted by: CJrun | May 30, 2006 at 09:08 PM
Poseidon's towel looks like it's slippin' downward. And this is at a kids' show?
Posted by: Suzy Q | May 30, 2006 at 09:25 PM
So tell me, how do you get those nice curls in your hair? Mine is straight as a stick."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2006 at 09:37 PM
"Mr Barry, we call it shrinkage.
happens to the best of us".
Posted by: miracle | May 30, 2006 at 09:38 PM
Adorable! :) (Dave, not 'Donnie)
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | May 30, 2006 at 09:41 PM
So, Poseidon, how about you introduce me to your little pal Cecil ... I hope he doesn't get hurt, crawling around those sharp points on your trident ...
(How can this be a "God"? He's got a bellybutton!)
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | May 30, 2006 at 09:49 PM
(Obscure early-TV-days reference in above post ... merely sayin' ... in case y'all missed it ...)
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | May 30, 2006 at 09:50 PM
I take the lack of comments to mean somebody is actually watching this amazing effort by young comedians [some not so] across the country.
Posted by: CJrun | May 30, 2006 at 09:50 PM
Is Poseidon on something? I mean, he looks kind of stoned...
Oh, and Annie? So many *snorks*, i don't even know where to start.
Posted by: marfie | May 30, 2006 at 10:06 PM
Caption Contest #1:
"So, Mr. Poseidon, being of the male gender...does cold water have the same effect on you as...er..oh...apprently so...um..nevermind then..."
Caption Contest #2:
Are you appearing in 24 next season? Because Jack Bauer is on a Slow Boat To China after being Shanghai'd...think you can help out?
Caption Contest #3:
Boy, you must have SERIOUS bouyancy issues...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | May 30, 2006 at 10:08 PM
OtheU:
You can't be talking about that green dinosaur we grew up with. Which one, the Sinclair gas stations or Puff the Magic Dragon? That was a long time ago.
I saw an amazing competition between struggling comedians, tonight. I have a new friend, a Lebanese comedian from New Orleans that must consider this 'Last Comic Standing' thing the Olympics. I didn't know that.
I alomost borrowed one of your 'merely sayin's, earlier today. Hope others that had never seen this watched tonight.
Posted by: CJrun | May 30, 2006 at 10:14 PM
Dave,
If you dress like poseidon over there, you don't have to pay for your soup. It's true.
Also, have you figured out where the non-famous celebrities reside (I mean besides Indiana)?
Posted by: Christobol | May 30, 2006 at 10:18 PM
CJ - that show sounds like fun.
Why is it every statue like this I've ever seen lacks chest hair? I mean, did they wax back then? I would think some enterprising sculptor would figure out how to glue some realistic fuzz on there...maybe use some rigatoni or fusilli.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 10:23 PM
"So Poseidon, or should I call you Secretary of Defense Heller, why does your daughter cry so much?"
Posted by: Matt Morrison | May 30, 2006 at 10:51 PM
"No, no, Posie, it's a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. You have the wrong utensil."
Posted by: Wavey | May 30, 2006 at 10:59 PM
Blogging from PDA and can't see picture. Brighton and Bath are nice to visit. (just sayin')
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | May 30, 2006 at 11:16 PM
Lisa BFF - let's just say this guy would brighten your bath.
Dave - get thee to Ireland, where you'll be truly appreciated (and you won't have to wear a jacket).
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 30, 2006 at 11:28 PM
O the U: Got it! Cecil the C-loving C Serpent.
Posted by: Jan | May 31, 2006 at 12:12 AM
Good answers, y'all ...
I'm thinkin' of Cecil, the Sea-sick Sea Serpent ... of Beanie & Cecil ... which, BTW, was a creation of Stan Freberg, and one of the show's dedicated fans wuz none other than Albert Einstein ... ISIANMTU/SHMBSJ ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | May 31, 2006 at 12:25 AM
Caption Contest: Dave: Yo Ho Po! Up from the Drink? Po: Aye Matey! Dave: Lots of brew over yonder....how's about me and ye stagger...no swagger out for a pub crawl.
Posted by: Jan | May 31, 2006 at 12:46 AM
Oh Gawd, even Posiden is wearing those low riding outfits! Did Brittany Spears (pun intended) get to him!
Posted by: Mikey | May 31, 2006 at 05:57 AM
I noticed that, Mikey, but at least Poseiden doesn't have muffin top issues that so many low-riders have.
Posted by: slyeyes | May 31, 2006 at 07:22 AM
"Dave, I want you to take care of that Spongebob guy for me. This has gone a bit too far for my liking."
Posted by: catman | May 31, 2006 at 12:58 PM
PDA *snork* @ Annie
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | May 31, 2006 at 02:01 PM
Caption: "Hey, Poseidon! Sorry to hear your new movie tanked. The New York Times said it best: Loose Script Sinks Ship"
And some of you should write for Marble Comics....
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 31, 2006 at 02:09 PM
Muffin Top Issues WBAGNFARB, slyeyes!
Posted by: Renee (the First) | May 31, 2006 at 02:25 PM
OH MY GOSH---WAAAAAAAAAYY too many cheesy captions about Poseidon. Lay off, folks! It's old! Find some new way to entertain yourselves!!
Posted by: Emily | June 04, 2006 at 11:17 AM