ITEM GUYS SHOULD NOT LOOK AT OF THE DAY
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Operator, I've been disconnected.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 31, 2006 at 02:46 PM
"See! I will only love YOU!"
"Not without THAT you won't."
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 31, 2006 at 02:47 PM
Guys are just weird!
Posted by: hagymom | May 31, 2006 at 02:47 PM
I dont get it, he cut off his p&nis and they are reattaching an organ? One is a skin flute and the other is a keyboard - they arent even in the same section of the orchestra!
Posted by: CoastRaven | May 31, 2006 at 02:47 PM
And all I got was a lousy ring...
Posted by: Somewhere North | May 31, 2006 at 02:47 PM
"An Affair to Dismember"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 31, 2006 at 02:48 PM
Gee, I wonder if there were alcoholic drinks being consumed before the incident?
Posted by: JT | May 31, 2006 at 02:50 PM
*SNORKS* to Annie
You've been on fire lately
Posted by: BS | May 31, 2006 at 02:51 PM
Gues the Missus won't be getting royally screwed anytime soon
Posted by: 24-aholic | May 31, 2006 at 03:07 PM
Catch the extra "s"
Posted by: 24-aholic | May 31, 2006 at 03:08 PM
thanks, bs....it's the hormones.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 31, 2006 at 03:10 PM
The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.
The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely,
*snork, just snork*
Posted by: fivver | May 31, 2006 at 03:13 PM
I heard there's an opening for a real man on a New Zealand rugby team.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 31, 2006 at 03:14 PM
Well, he'll be faithful from now on anyway.
Does that count?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 31, 2006 at 03:46 PM
"Son?"
"Yes mom?"
"You be sure to tell everyone that daddy did this to himself. Unless you never need to sleep again."
"Okay mom."
Posted by: fivver | May 31, 2006 at 03:48 PM
Man Severs Penis to Prove Faithfulness...
Sounds good to me!
You guys are such babies when it comes to a little injury.
Posted by: Mikey | May 31, 2006 at 03:51 PM
And this proved his fathfulness how? It certainly proved he was stupid!
Posted by: Rocket | May 31, 2006 at 04:24 PM
Methinks the gentleman doth protest TOO MUCH!
Posted by: Hanna | May 31, 2006 at 04:48 PM
What was the guy thinking with?
Posted by: daisymae | May 31, 2006 at 07:26 PM
And right next to this article, an ad urging us to "unleash the power of corn."
Posted by: Mike "Dr. Mad's Dork" Weasel | May 31, 2006 at 07:46 PM
Faithful? You want faithful??? OK...HERE's Old Faithful! Now you'll ALWAYS know where it...omigod......
*thud*
Posted by: Betsy | May 31, 2006 at 10:10 PM
"...the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying."
Another poor kid scared for life.
Posted by: Bumble | May 31, 2006 at 10:55 PM
Make that scarred for life. Though scared works, too.
Posted by: Bumble | May 31, 2006 at 10:58 PM