FATHER'S DAY GIFT UPDATE
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"Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douchenator ..."
Posted by: MOTW | May 24, 2006 at 12:05 PM
"DOUCHEnator".......ow....
*crosses legs*
Now I know how you guys feel about the penis biting stories.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 24, 2006 at 12:05 PM
Shoots 599 ft @ 140mph....
I could douche and gargle all at the same time.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 24, 2006 at 12:06 PM
that? or this??
Posted by: puppytoes | May 24, 2006 at 12:06 PM
Oops...that's a mere 500 feet...
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 24, 2006 at 12:07 PM
oh, and punkin poo? ewwwwwwwww!
Posted by: puppytoes | May 24, 2006 at 12:07 PM
This might be good for Courtney Love or Anna Nicole Smith. Both of them look not-so-fresh to me.
Posted by: Suzy Q | May 24, 2006 at 12:17 PM
"we are geniuses here, not pervs"
Same thing in my book!
Posted by: CoastRaven | May 24, 2006 at 12:20 PM
The Oozinator? That write up is friggin' nasty!
Posted by: angene15 | May 24, 2006 at 12:29 PM
angene15: fortunately, there's a group of overly concerned (read: scary) folks out there trying to uncover all truths related to the oozinator, in order to bring the creators of this toy to their collective knees (to what purpose, one can only guess). clearly they've yet to hear about the "Douchenator" (isn't he the governor of california?)...
Posted by: puppytoes | May 24, 2006 at 12:49 PM
could douche and gargle all at the same time.
Excellent, punkin! (And don't forget the pictures.)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 24, 2006 at 12:55 PM
My father would probably hurt himself with that. I can see it now. He loads up the water balloons, takes them to the door leading out of his studio, gets ready to launch and fires.
Then the balloon careers off of the door, into the studio and off of a painting when it finally hits the moped suspended at the back from the ceiling, which falls down, cracks open and catches on fire from the kerosene lamp beneath it. Voila, new light house.
Posted by: Jeremy | May 24, 2006 at 01:10 PM
For the sake of the thing not blowing up in my face I'd add a release valve that is rated justed below that of the PVC.
You know, with the right tubing you could power this with your propane tank like they do those corn cob cannons at the corn mazes.
Posted by: Boris the Spider | May 24, 2006 at 01:15 PM
Anytime you have to say you're not a perv, you are so a perv
Posted by: 24-aholic | May 24, 2006 at 03:01 PM
I'm highly offended.
Posted by: Feminist Police Chief | May 24, 2006 at 03:33 PM
Thanks for the lowdown, puppytoes. It's good to be informed on such pressing issues of society.
Posted by: angene15 | May 24, 2006 at 04:22 PM
Why is it called a "water balloon" launcher when it only launches golf or tennis balls, and when no water balloons were used in the making of the product?
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | May 24, 2006 at 04:24 PM
Lisa: Obviously a MAN designed it.
Posted by: Suzy Q | May 24, 2006 at 04:38 PM
;-)
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | May 24, 2006 at 05:09 PM
Three-inch PVC?
Heck, I know where I can get some 10-inch ... and a six-inch ball-valve ... and ... um ... nevermind ... I did NOT write this post ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | May 24, 2006 at 06:56 PM