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May 18, 2006

FATHER'S DAY

Yet another perfect gift.

(Thanks to Jen Erdmann)

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first!

Badonkadonk ?! What guy of the male persuasion would want a vehicle called Badonkadonk?

If I ever go to Florida, I'm going to see if I can rent me one o' these.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A COMPLAINT, JUST AN OBSERVATION. Thank you.

Don't look now, but I think this is an oldie but a goodie, posted maybe a year ago.

Looks like an iron. Maybe to remind the boys of their housework? ;)

-Honky Tonk Badonkadonk!

Housework ? More like a tank to shove dirty clothes out of the way. I'll take two !!

Ooohhh baby - that's one BAD onkadonk ya got there!

Gee they managed to get the price UNDER $20,000...impressive.

Any man could safely guard his testicles with that thing.

6hp? I don't believe that thing could do 40mph.

MC ~ Care to bet?

....backs slowly away from Poo

....now running like hell from Poo

interesting...amazon says that "people who viewed this item also viewed 'Igia Wonder Forms - Silicone Breast Enhancers...'

Ya GOTTA click through and read the Customer reviews of this thing...they sound like they could have been written by some of the blog stars!

"MC, Come back!!! I just wanna TALK!!!!"

* holds hands over testicles *

Yes..Poo ?

"400 watt premium sound with PA system"... can we say, "Duh?" Who would buy this thing without it? BTW, this was Jabba the Hut's party barge in Return of the Jedi (I may have only been a shimmering hologram at the time, but never underestimate the power of the Force)!

ummmm - Hands on your OWN testicles please MC!

badonkadonk? sure it isnt made by Tonka, and is 3 inches big??

Do you suppose Trace Adkins is aware his Badonkadunk is not really as Honky Tonk as he thought?

Check out this guy's reviews. Camera, flash, camera software, lens, camera remote, and TANK. Now that's a journalist who travels in style.

Obi - I'm with you on the Jabba cruiser. First thing I thought was i've seen this thing before... yep, had to be Return of the J.

I'd go for this as a F-Day present with one minor upgrade. Swap out the 6 hp engine for something a little more substantial... say a 600 hp jet engine maybe.

I actually saw this on some TLC or Discovery Channel show on home-made vehicles. I believe it also has(or had) some sort of built-in flame-thrower deelie. Which just makes it even more perfect for dad.

Just the thing for that early morning carpool to school! (since it's pretty unlikely that I'll ever get to transport my kids in the Weinermobile)

"Includes head/tail and turn signal lights"

I guess that would be so the enemy knows where to point the guided misile.

Pogo...thanks for the confirmation. I'm pretty sure of the same thing, although I don't remember it being listed as a BadonkaDonk.

(Isn't it wonderful to know that we spend our days in meaningful dialogue about topics of great importance to the wellbeing of mankind?)

Badonkadonk must refer to the noise it makes trundling along with its load of cargo (beer) and passengers (drunk buddies)

Can we get this as a Mother's Day present? I think I'd have more fun with it than hubby would.

I still don't get why they named it this -
Wikipedia -'badonkadonk'- An ‘ebonic’ expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into a round and juicy posterior (e.g., 34c, 24, 38). Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage (i.e, depth of butt-crack).

Unless whoever would buy this could be considered a big butt-head.

or have his head up his - need I go on?

*snorks Marfie*

Getting totally of topic, but are ya'll getting the same add for Lynn U. at the bottom of your screen? Isn't it's best claim to fame the "bodysnatching" incident from a few years back?

(in interest of full disclosure I taught there for a few years back in the dark ages... whew, glad I left... basically rich kids with low gpa's. Sorry if any of you are grads from there. No really, I feel sorry for you)

Ok, as you were...

What I don't get is, why is an ebonics term showing up in a Trace Adkins' song? I mean, where's the connection? NTTAWWT.

Also available in Red for YOUR midlife crisis!!

Good point, MoFaux!! Does it come in a convertable?

Pretty soon, this will be the preferred vehicle of Soccer Moms everywhere, as Iraq mushrooms into the entire world scene....

Apocalyse now, EB

A synonym for "badonkadonk" is "junk in the trunk". Don't think this clears up the mystery of why it's named that, though.

Maybe it's just that "badonkadonk" is fun to say.

"Hey, Bill, that's an interesting ride you have there! What is it"

"Why, Ted, thanks for noticing! It's a 2007 Badonkadonk!"

"Ya got that 6 horsepower engine in that?"

"Yup, it's completely tricked out."

"Sweet."

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
You ain't gotta hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk

What, no gun turret? No self-respecting Urban Assault Vehicle should be without one!

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