DUCKS: DEFENDING EARTH AGAINST ALIEN INVADERS?
We report; you decide.
(Thanks to Stupendous Man)
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Well this is a fowl development. I'm mallard as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!
Posted by: Ann | May 27, 2006 at 09:05 AM
Well, I won't be ordering the Jeunvenile Alien Soup then. If it's fatal in ducks, who knows what kind of indigestion it will give to humans.
Posted by: Fast Eddie | May 27, 2006 at 09:06 AM
The alien doesn't look to be too pleased that a duck did him in...a most unexpected development...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | May 27, 2006 at 09:08 AM
Thank goodness this will be available on eBay. I'm so tired of having to sneak to those seedy shops out by the airport to purchase my UFO souvenirs and duck x-rays--it makes me feel dirty.
Posted by: spinner8 | May 27, 2006 at 09:13 AM
This reminds me of the somewhat disturbing Turducken trend that caught on a few years ago, wherein insanely ambitious chefs who can't choose their favorite type of poultry just don't, and instead manage to defy the laws of nature and somehow roast a turkey stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken.
I guess the real question is: does baby alien go best with orange sauce or sherry vinaigrette?
Posted by: KDF | May 27, 2006 at 09:17 AM
Baby alien goes best with fava beans and a nice chianti.
Posted by: Ann | May 27, 2006 at 09:20 AM
Ah, thank you, Ann. I knew someone here would know.
Posted by: KDF | May 27, 2006 at 09:34 AM
Turducken: what visitors to the poop-throwing monkey cages do.
Posted by: CJrun | May 27, 2006 at 09:42 AM
*crosses Peking Duck off of list of favorite foods*
I just got a flashback from the "Alien" chestburster scene...
Posted by: djtonyb | May 27, 2006 at 09:46 AM
What I wanna know is did the stupid people open the duck up to see what the Heck it swallwed? If you find out out, Dave or Stupendous, give us an update. BTW, is Cordelia in Florida? :-)
Posted by: Kathy P. | May 27, 2006 at 09:56 AM
Go Ducks, Go!
Posted by: pepe | May 27, 2006 at 10:40 AM
... um ... IMHO, that looks more like this ... which, BTW, was stolen ...
It's OBVIOUS! The DUCK did it!!! (Has NEbuddy seen Fed lately? Where wuz he on the day this painting wuz stolen? Coincidence? I think NOT!)
OH NO!!! It couldn't have been Fed they X-rayed?!?!?!
FED! FED! FED! ... Satiated ... (burp) ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) (MBE LP) | May 27, 2006 at 10:51 AM
Patron: Waiter! What's this alien doing in my duck?
Waiter: Not all that much, it seems. We'll take it off the bill.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 27, 2006 at 11:07 AM
Well, this one I believe.
The grilled cheese sandwich not so much.
Posted by: Eleanor | May 27, 2006 at 11:07 AM
Kathy, I'm with you. Didn't they do an autopsy to see what was/wasn't inside?
Geesh! A little scientific method here, please!
Posted by: daisymae | May 27, 2006 at 11:59 AM
Thoth Duck Teeth Are Really Thumthin!
Posted by: MoFaux | May 27, 2006 at 12:15 PM
"E.T. phone home!"
"AFLAC!"
"E.T phone hooome!!"
"AFLAC!"
Posted by: Wavey | May 27, 2006 at 12:26 PM
The alien looks mallard-justed.
Posted by: Pirateboy | May 27, 2006 at 12:39 PM
Oh, and What-the-duck?
Posted by: Pirateboy | May 27, 2006 at 01:03 PM
sweep sweep
Posted by: Sarah J | May 27, 2006 at 01:28 PM
PB, that's twice I've had to clean up after you today! Happy Saturday!!
Posted by: Sarah J | May 27, 2006 at 01:29 PM
Sarah J: Have you ever met a guy who cleans up on a Saturday? It is the Day of Sloth ;)
Posted by: Pirateboy | May 27, 2006 at 02:11 PM
Thothe alienth are DETHPICABLE!!!
Posted by: Kid Charlemagne | May 27, 2006 at 02:19 PM
And to think, Marvin had been chasing Bugs the entire time.
I have been wanting to make a comic book based on my life. A character has very strange luck. Because of this his super pet is a cybernetic duck.
"Back away from the DUck!!!"
Will be a catch phrase.
Now I see, I might have proof.
Posted by: Alfred | May 27, 2006 at 06:19 PM
I was once attacked by a duck which looked like an alien. Does this imply some wierd crossbreeding, and not just interspecies consumption?
Posted by: Panix | May 27, 2006 at 09:00 PM
Ducks In Black
J: How many times have you flashy-thinged this poor duck?
K: Couple.
J: So, what you not worried about no long-term damage?
K: Little.
J: Hey, K, have you ever flashy-thinged me?
K: No.
J: I ain't playing with you K. Have you ever flashy-thinged me?
K: Well, you remember that painting, The Scream, that was stolen?
J: No...
K: Good. Now put Fed down and look over here...
Posted by: Federal Duck | May 27, 2006 at 09:48 PM
*tackles and hugs Fed, stuffs him with a chicken*
Posted by: KDF | May 27, 2006 at 10:30 PM
*Snork*s to everybody!
Posted by: Cat R. | May 28, 2006 at 10:54 AM
I think they discovered that what the duck ate was just a bunch of corn.
Posted by: | May 30, 2006 at 11:40 AM
Hey Spammer, DUCK OFF!
Posted by: mnkeyshines | June 05, 2006 at 06:09 PM