CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE
Now: Our bowels.
(Thanks to Mike)
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firsrt again?
Posted by: PeeJay | May 22, 2006 at 05:13 PM
eeeeew.
Posted by: Sarah J | May 22, 2006 at 05:16 PM
Enemas work better. Faster too.
Posted by: Mikey | May 22, 2006 at 05:24 PM
Handcuffed to a bed and pumped full of laxatives. Ick. Just ick.
Posted by: fivver | May 22, 2006 at 05:32 PM
I hope everything came out all right.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 22, 2006 at 05:38 PM
This must end.
And even though that's a very lame-o pun, I'm serious
Posted by: FCDA | May 22, 2006 at 05:42 PM
Yes. Let's put it behind us.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 22, 2006 at 05:47 PM
Yikes, talk about yer loose cavities...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 22, 2006 at 05:50 PM
Isn't "Go Lightly" The Wisconsin State Motto?
Posted by: MoFaux | May 22, 2006 at 05:55 PM
Ok.....you all know my track record in the bowel dept. So, to avoid a conflict of interest, (or further incriminating myself or members of my sphincterly-challenged family),I'll sit this one out.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 22, 2006 at 06:07 PM
Did they give him black TP... umm... afterwards?
Posted by: obi wan | May 22, 2006 at 06:16 PM
Laxative Search WBAGNFA Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 22, 2006 at 06:43 PM
Enema of the State?
Posted by: marfie | May 22, 2006 at 06:44 PM
Their drug-sniffing dog is a shi-tzu.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 22, 2006 at 06:46 PM
Punkin - is that your GI tract record in the bowel dept?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 22, 2006 at 06:47 PM
I'm hearing Emily Litella (Gilda Radner)'s voice..."Bowels! What about my Bowels?"
Jane Curtain, "It's vowels, numnuts, not bowels!"
Posted by: daisymae | May 22, 2006 at 06:47 PM
i'll bet this is the most hilarious story, ever. too bad it won't load up. (are my connections that crappy?) sigh
Posted by: puppytoes | May 22, 2006 at 06:48 PM
*snorks to Marfie and Annie
Marf, you really hosed me.
Posted by: obi wan | May 22, 2006 at 06:50 PM
I'm with you, FCDA/el. Especially if you also mean an end (sorry) to attempts -- actually, far too many successes -- at making the worth of the US Constitution approximate that of used black toilet paper!
*wills breathing to slow down*
You don't ever want to get a libertarian on the subject of
absolutely cannot ever possibly work government prohibition of anything"the war on drugs". Some of us begin to resemble Linda Blair ca. 1974.*goes to look for blood-pressure medication*
Posted by: WriterDude | May 22, 2006 at 06:56 PM
My favorite part of this story was the last paragraph:
"In a dissent joined by Justice Louis B. Butler Jr., Chief Justice Shirley S. Abrahamson wrote that the laxative-obtained evidence shouldn't have been allowed because police didn't try to obtain a search warrant during the six hours that passed between Payano-Roman's arrest and when the first dose of laxative was administered."
How would you like to have typed up that search warrant request? "In short, we believe there is probable cause to search the suspect's, er, um, colon."
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | May 22, 2006 at 07:03 PM
"I sense movement!" (that's for all the video-gamers on the geezer bus).
I'm with youse, WriterDude/FCDA/El - the cops should have inadvertantly gut-punched this guy with his own elbow hard enough to burst the baggie.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 22, 2006 at 07:03 PM
60 days. He got 60 days. For Heroine.
Posted by: Sondra | May 22, 2006 at 08:34 PM
Man, I'm never swallowing my stash in Milwaukee again.
Posted by: Boris the Spider | May 22, 2006 at 08:46 PM
That is literally unconstitutional.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 22, 2006 at 10:03 PM
I suppose they will have to revise Miranda rights: "You have the right to a bathroom." Or maybe not. They won't have to shoot you in the thigh to make you give up your source, just post an "out of order" sign on the loo.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | May 23, 2006 at 07:14 AM
I am picturing Slim Pickens as Hollis Wood dropping his boot in the loo to get away from the Japanese in 1941. He swallowed the compass so they couldn't use it. They used prune juice to help the # 2 along
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | May 23, 2006 at 09:53 AM
"Go Lightly"...if ever there was a mis-named product, that's it!
Posted by: bossann | May 23, 2006 at 04:20 PM