A WORD TO THE WISE
Adultery and insecticide do not mix.
(Thanks to chicomathmom)
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Jit them on the head with it? Hey, that could have been SOooo much worse. I'd take this as good news.
Posted by: Ol' Chumbucket | May 25, 2006 at 09:35 AM
I meant HIT of courwse. Not "jit," whatever that means.
Posted by: Ol' Chumbucket | May 25, 2006 at 09:35 AM
Ol' Chum...No kidding! I was expecting a Deadly Nerve Gas story...or maybe I'm still in '24' withdrawal.
Posted by: Betsy | May 25, 2006 at 09:37 AM
It was probably just the closest thing at hand. Lucky they don't keep bricks lying around in convenient piles ...
Posted by: Cheryl | May 25, 2006 at 09:38 AM
Why didn't she just spray them?
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | May 25, 2006 at 09:41 AM
See, I KNEW there would be another canister!!!
Posted by: obi wan | May 25, 2006 at 09:43 AM
*wondering why she didn't launch the Raid can with a douchenator
BTW, Cornelia Cottrell Smith anagrams to "accent limits rotor hell."
Posted by: obi wan | May 25, 2006 at 09:50 AM
Show of hands...how many of you, upon reading the headline, assumed this story would somehow end with the guy's penis detached from his body, given recent blog entries on the subject?
Posted by: Scott | May 25, 2006 at 09:51 AM
Well, if it did, I 'm sure his spouse would think he'd deserved it. And anyway, I thought bug spray was supposed to take care of vermin. What happened?
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | May 25, 2006 at 09:54 AM
I don't know of any insecticides that could cause penal detachment...
I'm with Chum. I expected some sort of fumigation, not just that she hit them in the head. Seems to me they got lucky.
Heh.
Posted by: Ann | May 25, 2006 at 09:56 AM
The Raid can? Although I've occasionally used the analogy of cockroaches for cheating husbands, I never meant it literally.
Posted by: Somewhere North | May 25, 2006 at 09:56 AM
Where were the husband and the other woman, um, "busy", that there was a can of Raid handy?
Posted by: SquirlCat41 | May 25, 2006 at 09:57 AM
Squirlcat41: Yeah, this guy sounds like pure class.
Mental note: Don't take bimbo to the house where my wife lives.
Posted by: mudstuffin | May 25, 2006 at 10:01 AM
Now that I think of it, the wife didnt have a bad can when ya get right down to it.
Posted by: CoastRaven | May 25, 2006 at 10:02 AM
& Betsy, don't feel bad - when I first read the headline I thought it said "Audrey and insecticide don't mix"
Posted by: CoastRaven | May 25, 2006 at 10:04 AM
None of this would have happened if it weren't for that darned nosy neighbor!
Posted by: Chianca at Large | May 25, 2006 at 10:06 AM
Chianca, how right you are. A word to the wise:
In our ongoing quest to get laid
There's an onerous price to be paid.
Ere startin' your flirtin'
Please draw shut the curtain
Or get bopped on the noggin with Raid.
Posted by: Ford79 | May 25, 2006 at 10:20 AM
Hair spray and cig. lighters make good flame throwers .... least that's what I saw on TV!
....yep, good times
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 25, 2006 at 10:26 AM
Why didn't she just spray them?
Exactly!
Where were the husband and the other woman, um, "busy", that there was a can of Raid handy?
Under the kitchen sink?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 25, 2006 at 10:26 AM
Jeff, he's probably thinking, "Under the kitchen sink! She'll never think to look here!"
... good thing they weren't in the wood shed!
On WCRE right NOW "My Baby Does the Hanky Panky"!!!!
coooooool
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 25, 2006 at 10:29 AM
ummmm - Jeff, I really don't want to say that "under the sink" IS where you would find the c0ck-roaches, so I'll skip that reference.
Posted by: CoastRaven | May 25, 2006 at 10:31 AM
*snork* @ Ford79
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | May 25, 2006 at 10:32 AM
Scott - given the recent blog entries, I'm still unwilling to raise my hands. Sorry.
Posted by: jamester | May 25, 2006 at 10:33 AM
Ford79: Thank you, that needed to be said and the muse has left me. (Something about the toolshed, I don't know.)
Posted by: mudstuffin | May 25, 2006 at 10:33 AM
I think it's DREADFUL that they arrested the wife.
What happened to the premise that you're allowed to protect your property from outside intrusion?
CALL ME!!!
Posted by: FCDA | May 25, 2006 at 11:10 AM
Well, they may check IN to the Raid motel, but they never check out.
bwahahahahaa....
Posted by: marfie | May 25, 2006 at 11:11 AM
um, FCDA? I think the problem was that his "property" WAS engaging in outside intrusion...
Posted by: marfie | May 25, 2006 at 11:13 AM
outside intrusion...???
.... aaaaah
*resist comment*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 25, 2006 at 11:23 AM
We thank you for your self control, Kibby. Wanna pass some of that on to Mr. Raid-Head?
I hope the wife saved some to get rid of the crabs et al that are probably in her bed (garage, under-sink, shed) etc...
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 25, 2006 at 11:53 AM
*snork to marfie
Posted by: obi wan | May 25, 2006 at 12:19 PM
Maybe she thought her dear hubbie was being attacked by a naked, nubile intruder (yes, AGNFARB). She was merely trying to protect her hubbie.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2006 at 12:50 PM
Chianca at Large, somehow I knew who the nosy neighbor you reffered to would be right off....
Posted by: Kathy P. | May 25, 2006 at 02:05 PM
Dear me, maybe the poor lady had just returned from the opthamologist and mistook the two blobs in her kitchen for very large insects. I mean, it could happen, right?
Posted by: marfie | May 25, 2006 at 02:16 PM
marfie - well it sure wasn't a 'lady'bug!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 25, 2006 at 02:19 PM
That wuz no lady, that wuz termites ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | May 25, 2006 at 08:51 PM