THE LONE ADVANTAGE OF LOW-FLOW TOILETS
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April 22, 2006
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At least he didn't use the money as toilet paper first.
Posted by: Jemmy | April 22, 2006 at 08:48 AM
I wonder what the teller thought when they brought all of that in.
Posted by: something cool to say | April 22, 2006 at 08:50 AM
The teller thought: "What is all this s**t!"
Posted by: bbescuela | April 22, 2006 at 08:54 AM
bbescula - *snork*
Though, I believe the tellet thought - "Vas ees ull dis poopencaca?"
Posted by: Punkin Poo | April 22, 2006 at 09:11 AM
teller.
sorry.
not enough coffee in me yet.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | April 22, 2006 at 09:12 AM
Key euphemistic quote: "...deposited his dough."
Posted by: KDF | April 22, 2006 at 09:32 AM
punkin...'tellet' is obviously a brilliant combination of 'teller' and 'toilet'
You don't need coffee; you need an intellectual properties lawyer.
Posted by: Betsy | April 22, 2006 at 09:47 AM
Thank you, Betsy - I feel infinitely less dorky now.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | April 22, 2006 at 09:50 AM
Musta been a Heil Flow ... nicht wahr?
Otherwise, a wad this big wouldn't have ... um ... nevermind ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | April 22, 2006 at 09:57 AM
Hey, I sent this in! And I get no credit?
Posted by: Suzy Q | April 22, 2006 at 11:04 AM
Suzy Q -no credit for you! But if you whine about it, judi will give you sh!t for it. :)
KDF - you beat me to the euphemism - great minds think #2 jokes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2006 at 11:48 AM
I'm telling you, Annie, this lack of supervision on the blog is just not good...
Posted by: KDF | April 22, 2006 at 11:50 AM
Oops! I forgot about judi.
Ok, I didn't send this in! Really, nope, not me.
Posted by: Suzy Q | April 22, 2006 at 12:49 PM
He's happy he didn't put it in the shredder. The bank teller is kind of wishing he had.
(insert Far Side illus. of teller with clothespin on nose here)
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | April 22, 2006 at 01:00 PM
See the athourities were quite nice. They escorted the guy to the bank.
And the bank person echanged the crap.
Posted by: Alfred | April 22, 2006 at 01:41 PM
We're unsupervised? Really?
*swipes Suzy Q's other memorable submissions from judi. Attempts to flush them down low-flow.*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2006 at 02:11 PM
Oh, no! Yo- dough no go low-flow, so slow - dough sow mo' Euro fo' no-know do-do. Ho, ho!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2006 at 02:18 PM
Annie ~ We're all sharing anti-psychotic meds on the "GPS" thread....why don't you meet us there...
Posted by: Punkin (all about) Poo | April 22, 2006 at 03:26 PM
*whispers* I sent it in too. But at least it wasn't credited to YouKnowWho.
Posted by: wolfie | April 22, 2006 at 04:41 PM
"Police accompanied the retiree to the bank, where he deposited his dough."
Wouldn't that be his doo?
Posted by: Bumble | April 22, 2006 at 06:10 PM
Depends, Bumble ... on how you pronounce it ... (it's all in the wrist ... or ... the reflexes ...)
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | April 22, 2006 at 06:31 PM
I can imagine the talk after the plumber was finished with the fiscal septic retrieval and this genius went to pay him:
"Ummm . . . I only accept checks."
Posted by: MartiniShark | April 23, 2006 at 09:52 AM
MartiniShark - oh, I get it - this guy is German, not Czech.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 23, 2006 at 09:01 PM
"The Intellectual Property Lawyers" WBAGNFARB!
Posted by: Kid Charlemagne | April 23, 2006 at 11:55 PM