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April 14, 2006

EASTER

It's a good time to take some wholesome family photos.

(Thanks to Brad Slager)

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Peeps. They're not just for breakfast anymore.

Bah, I used to wear that outfit all the time. Not good at the beach, may I add.

darn, thought I was gonna be "first"

Happy Easter, Y'all!

May I be not the FIRST to say, Happy Easter!!

Pshaw. Everybody knows the best Peeps Pics can be found at Bunnyocalypse.

Great - my boss just caught me lookin at a Peeps® show at work!

Some people will never rest in their quest for an original sin. (w/nod to E.Izzard)

"tearing apart and leaving sticky marshmallow crust behind" WBAGNFARB

Well, hippity-hoppity, Easter's on its way.

Can you say Exhibitionist?

Not-entirely-related-to-marshmallow-objects-stuck-on-ramparts-topic comment:

Auto Accident Update: My car was "undrivable" on Tuesday, so they gave me a rental car (a Ford Gelding, I think,)which was too small, but all they had on hand. Today I traded the Gelding for something called a Chevy "HHR" which is a cartoonish rounded object with motor, etc. and it just happens to be purple. The kid at the rental place even said "now you will look like the Easter Bunny". "Ha ha" I said as I stuck a peep on his forehead with my left hand, and gave him a right uppercut to the solar plexus.

Here's quite a breakthrough in time wasting:

http://www.donpixel.com/play/en/060330125648/

I don't think "crusty behind" wbagnf anything.

I never had any midterm assignments like this...

I'm not sure what that pink bunny was sticking to ... And I'm not sure I want to know.

And I thought melting a Peeps™ on matzoh in the microwave was bad (BTW, the matzo will burn and the Peeps™ don't melt real well...).

Tis the season

AT24 - I LOVE Starz Bunny Theatre!!!

You and me both Coast.

Mud - Okay, now I'm jealous. I LUST for the Chevy HHR, and purple is my favorite color.

Damn you, Mud. Damn you. (But I mean that in the nicest possible way.)

"Peeps on my Oosik" WBAGNFARB

In light of the Easter holiday and because of this, I offer the following (Keep the groans down, please):

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.

The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? "

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!

The man was astonished.

He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.

It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

I love the Bunny parodies too. :)

*just wanted to comment*

Is that some kind of a peep show?

They have a parody of Brokeback Mtn. on that website. Why don't they call it Brokeback Bunny?

Brokeback Bunny, which BTW, WBAGNFARB

daisymae, it was blogged here.

I have to say the 30-Second Bunny version of Titanic was way better than the REALLY REALLY LONG (but shorter 'cause it was edited, yay for cleanflix) version.

Thankfully, this link was nothing AT ALL like "yellow beans in gravy"..

cheeky peeps.....

Woulda been a better photo series if she'd touched herself a time or two.

Ethernet: something you use to catch the Ether Bunny (man, I wanted to use that in chemistry this morning)

"...and leaving sticky marshmallow crust behind." I think I dated her in high school.

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