CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE
Now they want to take away our fundamental right to take snakes into a bank.
(Thanks to Mollenkamp)
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Now they want to take away our fundamental right to take snakes into a bank.
(Thanks to Mollenkamp)
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Silly customer, everybody knows snakes are welcome only in credit unions.
Oh, and Congress, too.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | April 13, 2006 at 02:28 PM
If you can't take snakes into a bank, the next thing you know, you won't be able to take guns either. Fascists!
Posted by: Federal Duck | April 13, 2006 at 02:28 PM
Judge bans snakes from bank?
Are the loan officers gonna work from home now??
Posted by: CoastRaven | April 13, 2006 at 02:35 PM
This guy is really twissssssssted.
Posted by: fivver | April 13, 2006 at 02:37 PM
What's next? Planes?
Posted by: Chianca at Large | April 13, 2006 at 02:39 PM
Silly boy. He should realize that as negotiating bodies for customer service complaints, snakes just aren't effective. I recommend aligators. Especially for banks, congress, IRS etc.
Posted by: Somewhere North | April 13, 2006 at 02:55 PM
Snakes on Planes? Yes.
Snakes in banks? No.
Posted by: Suzy Q | April 13, 2006 at 03:18 PM
I've always been partial to my two friends, Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson to help settle minor disputes over money. Snotty customer service people seem to listen to them a little more attentively. Or at least it worked for Dirty Harry.
Posted by: ArcticAl | April 13, 2006 at 03:33 PM
I found this article more interesting (listed at the bottom of the pet snake in bank article). Way to go, L.A.
Posted by: MOTW | April 13, 2006 at 04:03 PM
MOTW - Yes, pedestrians seriously impede the flow of traffic here.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | April 13, 2006 at 04:27 PM
I know some of my other posters have mentioned this but Snakes on a Plane just looks like a cool movie. I mean after all it has Jules in it.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | April 13, 2006 at 04:55 PM
If "Snakes on a Plane" is a hit, they will need sequels, like "Snakes at the Bank" or "Snakes at the DMV" or worse yet, "Snakes in the Express Lane at Winn Dixie: You Just Thought It Was Going To Be Quicker!"
The franchise could go on forever... and probably will.
Posted by: clark kent | April 13, 2006 at 05:55 PM
no no... i keep telling you... the sequel will be "Snakes on a Plane! with legs!" (remember?) : P
Posted by: puppytoes | April 13, 2006 at 06:35 PM
uh... or is that: "Snakes with Legs on a Plane"? (SLOAP?)
Posted by: puppytoes | April 13, 2006 at 06:37 PM
and p.s.: i understand the need, but is anyone else annoyed by the random "code" thing that pops up, randomly, and from time to time, at the most random moments? (or is that just too random a question for this particular thread?)
Posted by: puppytoes | April 13, 2006 at 06:38 PM
note to self:
avoid whipping your snake out in a bank
Posted by: TCK | April 13, 2006 at 06:40 PM
note to TCK: you whip your snake?
Posted by: puppytoes | April 13, 2006 at 06:43 PM
Of course he should bring those snakes to the bank - they were puff ADDERS. He knew they would bring high interest to his account.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 13, 2006 at 06:45 PM
Tiny - you're thinking of that sperm bank where you bounced a czech...but at least you're thinking.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 13, 2006 at 06:50 PM
Annie - it wasn't my fault - that czech had it coming
Posted by: TCK | April 13, 2006 at 07:37 PM
Hey, everybody chill. This is South Africa, not the good ol' USA. Our rights are still safe here (last time I checked).
Posted by: xbalanke | April 13, 2006 at 08:21 PM
xbalanke- you're right. To open an account in this country you have to have at least 2 anacondas.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 14, 2006 at 01:41 AM
Just think how many slithering, poisonous snakes are around when Congress is in session.
Posted by: Texas | April 14, 2006 at 09:48 AM
Texas - that reminds me - how is Tom DeLay doing?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 14, 2006 at 11:02 AM
Snakes. Why....... Oh, you know.
Posted by: AlanBoss | April 15, 2006 at 12:32 AM