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Spears has been on a hiatus since she gave birth to a baby boy last year.
Dave - now we know what Twitney was doing on her hiatus. What've you been doing on yours?
Posted by: MOTW | April 24, 2006 at 09:27 AM
Key line - "She doesn't have too much." Yeah, that sums it up pretty well.
Posted by: Kat | April 24, 2006 at 09:27 AM
I am waiting with baited breath to be the first in line not to purchace this upcoming work.
Posted by: CoastRaven | April 24, 2006 at 09:28 AM
purchase even
Posted by: CoastRaven | April 24, 2006 at 09:29 AM
"I am waiting with baited breath ..."
Posted by: CoastRaven | 09:28 AM
*shoooie!* THAT'S what that smell is.
*sprays Lysol around blog*
Posted by: MOTW | April 24, 2006 at 09:29 AM
"Britney is pretty much starting out right now. She doesn't have too much. It's coming along but it's at its early stages," Rotem said.
And this is a description of... her IQ? Her "talent"? Her ability to pat her head and rub her tummy at the same time?
Posted by: KDF | April 24, 2006 at 09:33 AM
"Britney is pretty much starting out right now. She doesn't have too much. It's coming along but it's at its early stages," Rotem said
breathe britney, breathe, push, push...
Posted by: bahoola | April 24, 2006 at 09:34 AM
Maybe she'll team up with Barry Manilow for a Duets album...?
Posted by: JT | April 24, 2006 at 09:35 AM
With an agent like Rotem behind her you would think she would have had a sackful of creative ideas balled up inside her.
*discreetly pops an Altoid®*
Posted by: CoastRaven | April 24, 2006 at 09:36 AM
*yawn*
Posted by: slyeyes | April 24, 2006 at 09:44 AM
rah
Posted by: puppytoes | April 24, 2006 at 09:47 AM
bulletin
Spear's new album
"Postpartum Depression"
edgy, raw, dark, lyrical,
features sampled screams from the delivery room
Posted by: bahoola | April 24, 2006 at 09:48 AM
* contagious yawn *
* goin' back to previous blog *
Posted by: Musically Challenged | April 24, 2006 at 09:48 AM
The one and only thing that made this story barable was that the second I clicked on it my Ipod starting playing beck.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | April 24, 2006 at 10:24 AM
"jonathan rotem" = "major ho tenant"
Posted by: insomniac | April 24, 2006 at 10:33 AM
KDF: "talent"? Singular? C'mon, we all know Twitney has exactly two talents, both probably consisting mostly of silicone.
Posted by: Kid Charlemagne | April 24, 2006 at 11:14 AM
"Britney is pretty much starting out right now"
Way to speak English! You go, dude!
Posted by: Sondra | April 24, 2006 at 12:51 PM
I hope Brit's talent hasn't suffered any for her time off ...
Posted by: V for Vee | April 24, 2006 at 01:07 PM
I don't understand why she's not teaming up with Popo Yao.
Posted by: scat | April 24, 2006 at 01:18 PM
"Rotem - dang near killed 'em!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 24, 2006 at 01:26 PM
I find it funny that it's a Malaysian website, I guess nobody in the States wants to touch her.
Posted by: almne | April 24, 2006 at 02:16 PM
ANNIEANNIEANNIE!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
(Must've been the incongruity, plus, of course, the quickness of the uptake ... merely sayin' ...)
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | April 24, 2006 at 03:34 PM
Almne-I know plenty of people in the US who want to touch her. It's hearing her that's the problem.
Posted by: Mew | April 24, 2006 at 04:22 PM
Of COURSE she's back in the studio. Good God! Old "K-Fed" has gone through most of her cash, and she needs to refill the piggy bank. Besides, she needs to buy a 14-K gold helmet for her poor son. "S-Pres" must be greased up with pig fat the way he keeps getting dropped at her house.
Posted by: Syerra | April 24, 2006 at 04:52 PM