YOUR RUGBY UPDATE
Plenty of action in Maroochydore.
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March 25, 2006
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too early for this crowd, I guess
FIRST
Posted by: bulldog | March 25, 2006 at 09:57 AM
too many folks busy with their own "rowdy bursts" in the toilet, one suspects...
Posted by: puppytoes | March 25, 2006 at 10:03 AM
Ok, so I found something I wanted to comment on, then I found something even better, and then something even better than that...
Thanks, Dave! That was one funny article!
*SNORK*
Is it too early to *snork*?
*waves good morning to bulldog*
Posted by: southerngirl | March 25, 2006 at 10:05 AM
*waves good morning to puppytoes, too, who wasn't there a minute ago*
Posted by: southerngirl | March 25, 2006 at 10:06 AM
When asked why he was in the ladies loo, Rowdy responded, "Cuz that's where the ladies was, mate!" adding, "Crikey!"
"MAROOCHYDORE" and "Attacking Backs" WBothBGNFARB
Posted by: Lairbo | March 25, 2006 at 10:17 AM
thank you.. southerngirl! happy saturday to you, too! *shyly waves back*
Posted by: puppytoes | March 25, 2006 at 10:25 AM
Wow, what timing! I just TOTALLY heard a rowdy burst coming from the bathroom. And it wasn't even me!
Posted by: Leetie | March 25, 2006 at 10:31 AM
that's it. if it's going to start getting posted on the internets, i guess i have to start using the basement loo exclusively.
JU
Posted by: Johnny Urinalcakes | March 25, 2006 at 10:45 AM
ditzy shela, picks pocket, flushes loot, when trap in loo - good library reading material
Posted by: Bill | March 25, 2006 at 10:47 AM
mebbe she disnt really MEAN to flush the loot down the loo - mebbe they were out of paper?
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 25, 2006 at 10:56 AM
VF, Leetie and JU, altho a little bit TMI, iykwim. ;)
Posted by: southerngirl | March 25, 2006 at 10:59 AM
Sorry, s'girl. I guess it's a good thing I didn't mention that I waited until JU went out to walk the dog before I hit the loo! :)
Posted by: Leetie | March 25, 2006 at 11:03 AM
Key (edited) quote: ..."still holds the... record for most tries ever scored..."
Wow...if he scores everytime he goes to a women's toilet...
(Private note to Adonis: Hey, look, a PROPER use of italics! Wow! I can't believe it!)
(HEY! STOP THAT!)
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 25, 2006 at 11:09 AM
pauper pick pocket in a pickle when picks prong of protector's mate
Posted by: Bill | March 25, 2006 at 11:10 AM
Moral: Do NOT get pinched Down Under.
Posted by: Betsy | March 25, 2006 at 11:10 AM
so, basically, all this dude got for his $300 wasfondled by a crazy woman - I'd say he got screwed...
well, on second thought...
Posted by: TCK | March 25, 2006 at 11:24 AM
What a cock up!
Posted by: Manic | March 25, 2006 at 11:31 AM
would being bipolar also account for the water draining backwards downunder?
Posted by: Bill | March 25, 2006 at 11:37 AM
Maroochydore? Mooloolaba? What, do theyu use a random syllable generator to name places down there, or what?
"Honey, we'd better leave early if we're going to stop in Boobooloominoonoo because the traffic in Trytopoopoo is terrible and that detour through Tootoowallawallabingbang may make us late to Longoosik."
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 25, 2006 at 11:37 AM
Wow, last time I invited a girl to grab my nuts in a bar she walked away with my tray of peanuts.
Posted by: The Sardonicynic | March 25, 2006 at 11:40 AM
Brunker, testified that Berkin had walked straight up to him, put her hand down his jeans and “grabbed my nuts”.
When asked what his reaction was to this Mr Burns said:
“I just about leaped out of them (his jeans) in shock”.
Good thing they clarified that it was his jeans he almost jumped out of.
Posted by: Shannon | March 25, 2006 at 11:46 AM
Maroochydore...
Maroochydore...
Maroochydore...
Nope, if I lived there, I'd have to move.
vch
Posted by: Valerie | March 25, 2006 at 11:50 AM
*snorks* for Leetie and Mud :)
Posted by: southerngirl | March 25, 2006 at 11:57 AM
yeaup not in Okeefenokee anymore toto.......I'd have to move to somewhere like ...Thonotosassa or maybe Apalachicola........
Posted by: Bill | March 25, 2006 at 12:04 PM
?? kind of strange the way they threw in the bi-polar diagnosis.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 25, 2006 at 12:33 PM
Anyplace named "Maroochydore" worries me...but what concerned me the most was the "Holiday Accommodations Guide" link. In the interest of further research I clicked on it and found that Maroochydorians like to vacation in "Caravan Parks" called (and I haven't included all of them):
Bli Bli Riverside Caravan Park
Caboolture Caravan Park
Caloundra Empress Relocatable Home Park
Cambroon Caravan Park
Coolum Beach Caravan Park
Coolum Coolseas Caravan Park
Dicky Beach Family Holiday Park
Eumundi Caravan Park
Glass House Mountains Tourist Route
Maroochy Beach Park
Mooloolabah Caravan Park (Council)
Mt Tibrogarnan Relaxapark
Mudjimba Caravan Park (Council)
Pincushion Caravan Park
Toorbul Store
and
Yandina Caravan Park
A "Relaxapark" does sound like something I could get in to...
Posted by: sparrow | March 25, 2006 at 01:00 PM
(wanders in with cup of coffee)
(squints)
...Okeefenokee......Thonotosassa.....Apalachicola
Good solid Florida names.
Hey, southerngirl, it feels like I've been missing in action around here. Anything notable happen in the past couple of days?
Posted by: daisymae | March 25, 2006 at 01:43 PM
(Waves to slyeyes, who wasn't there before)
Posted by: daisymae | March 25, 2006 at 01:45 PM
(rushing to be # 29)
snork @ insom
Posted by: daisymae | March 25, 2006 at 01:53 PM
y'know what the only thing my pedantic little mind could come up with was? (excuse my sentence structure - pedantry has blown my circuits)
This is a rugby league update, not a rugby update.
Bleeeah. Boring. I know. Now I've got that off of my chest, I'll go back and try to be funny.
Posted by: Kafaleni | March 25, 2006 at 03:16 PM
Nope.. I got nothing original. *goes back to sleep*
Posted by: Kafaleni | March 25, 2006 at 03:19 PM
*waves at daisymae*
I don't know - I haven't been around much. :(
Maybe El could summarize for us?
Posted by: southerngirl | March 25, 2006 at 03:49 PM
*waves at daisymae*
Quiet Saturday.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 25, 2006 at 04:56 PM
Kafaleni (who is probably long gone) - That is just the sort of errant pedantry up with which I shall not put.
- Some Guy Named Churchill
Posted by: pogo | March 25, 2006 at 05:21 PM
I am making a mental note to never purchase a pair of Australian jeans, which apparently have the hip pocket located in the front, right around the fly. You could probably get busted just for whipping out your credit card.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | March 25, 2006 at 05:43 PM
Wow. I leave for a little while and NO work gets done. Well, back to the necessary but irritating role I've found myself in.
Andy is a doofus and from the last 24 thread shows he does in fact not know how to use italics. That is all.
Posted by: Adonis | March 25, 2006 at 08:03 PM
italics? we don't need no stinkin' italics
and we don't need adonis to look at the dublin article, or all we'll hear about is the size of his corn.
(maybe he was already there - I ain't lookin')
Posted by: ASK | March 25, 2006 at 08:43 PM
I'm a little afraid to use italics now. But, when you are talking about bi-polar "chicks" in the loo with wet wallets and nuts, don't you think the rules governing italics no longer applies?
Posted by: Bad News | March 26, 2006 at 07:19 AM
*snork* @ Bad News
And I concur.
Posted by: daisyLASTmae | March 26, 2006 at 10:50 AM
i met her in a bar in Maroochydore
where there's blood on the floor and the jukebox
don't play much ABBA, A-B-B-A, ABBA
she walked up to me, put her hands down my pants
i squeaked 'where you from?' I think she said 'Mooloolaba' Moomooloolaba, Moo-moo-loo-laba...
well, i'm not the world's most distractible guy
but when she squeezed my nards I really thought I'd cry, "Mooloolaba!"
I'm not dumb but I wanted to know, if this was foreplay ,how much further they'd go in Mooloolaba!
Well she let me go, went straightaway to the loo
Next thing you know, my cash swims with the poo!
So, when me and my mates go out drinking a few
One thing we'll ask is 'do you know if you're from Mooloolaba?" Moo-moo-loo-laba
...
Posted by: insomniac | March 26, 2006 at 11:48 AM
bravo, insom! :)
Posted by: southerngirl | March 26, 2006 at 12:39 PM
Okay, Adonis, I'll play nice. Really. I formally offer my apologies for poking fun at you.
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 26, 2006 at 11:23 PM