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It's a doggie Thong
Posted by: S_P_J_G™ | March 29, 2006 at 03:40 PM
Now I have seen everything.
Posted by: S_P_J_G™ | March 29, 2006 at 03:41 PM
Nope - if the dog has that who am I gonna blame for MY stink bombs?
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 29, 2006 at 03:43 PM
Coast - you just have to get one for yerself!
Posted by: djtonyb | March 29, 2006 at 03:45 PM
*snork and amen to CR*
'Starter Tail Hole' WBAGNF nothing.
Posted by: fivver | March 29, 2006 at 03:49 PM
The "suggested" tail hole. That reminds me when a girlfriend of mine used to ... Oh, hold on. I don't think I'll go there.
Posted by: The Sardonicynic | March 29, 2006 at 03:55 PM
who said thongs were only good for eliminating panty lines?
Posted by: puppytoes | March 29, 2006 at 04:02 PM
Dog Thong & Flatulence WBAGNFA Adam Sander/Ben Stiller buddy movie.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 29, 2006 at 04:08 PM
... um ... "starter hole" ... (no I'm NOT goin' where sardonicynic wouldn't go ...)
I'm thinkin' that the average ... um ... pet person ... who would buy this would think, "I'll just make the hole a bit tighter, so that Bowser won't be able to shake it off ..."
Then, the tighter stricture would cut off circulation, and Bowser's tail would take the same route as the objective when farmers use an
elastrator ... merely sayin' ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 29, 2006 at 04:40 PM
Of what a tale (Not tail) we (not whee) could tell, but the dog ran away.
Dog-gone?
Doggone!
Earwig Alert: Classical Gas....
Thongs in blue,
Every doggie wants one..
Thongs in blue
Wonder if Lassie wears one?
You and Ol' Blue
Are subject to
Doggie gas now and then...
Just forget Fido's thong,
And find you've got no friends,
(These puns never end...)
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 29, 2006 at 06:06 PM
Key Quote: "They also provide quick release for allowing the dog out to do his business."
For those of you who are around when your dog "does his business."
Posted by: daisymae | March 30, 2006 at 12:26 AM
"flatus or flatulence"
Ummmm.....what's the difference? Just askin'.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 30, 2006 at 08:04 AM
Holy cow, U.O. - your link needs to come with a warning AND a free bottle of eye bleach!
...Which is not to say that you don't have a good point. Just - eek.
Posted by: Militant Grammarian | March 30, 2006 at 08:28 AM
flatulence is the condition, whereby you need to exhaust flatus as a gaseous product ... the words are not (technically, in a language sense) interchangeable ... as would be the case if we said "He's got the farts ... he just let a fart ... ooooh, that fart stinks ..." and so on ...
Merely trineta help ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 30, 2006 at 08:30 AM
MG - well, I thot p'haps I'd see if I could sneak a little surprise in there ... Of course, most rural folks -- well -- many of them -- already knew whut was there, tho they mebbe din't know the actual product name ...
Other methods of describing that same tool/process include "rubber bands" and ... um ... "elastic" ... that's about it ...
OK, I sorta sandbagged ya ... but this thread din't appear too active, so I din't think it'd burn a whole lot of eyeballs ...
I'm fairly sure this method is still in practice ... it has a lot of advantages ...
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I do believe that certain types of selection (tail docking) for both sheep and dogs (depending upon breed, of course) use this method ... faster, simpler ... snap it on (does the link show the applicator? I din't even look, 'cuz I've seen 'em before) and walk away ... and so does the critter ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 30, 2006 at 08:37 AM
Can someone please send me a Gizmodo invite so I can post funny and sarcastic remarks up there? Really I'm a great guy..funny name..but great guy..hey how comes no one think zwxphtt could be a real last name?
Posted by: Zwxphtt | March 30, 2006 at 08:38 AM
Or you could just stop allowing the dog to eat things that make him fart, like Purina products
Posted by: Sondra | March 30, 2006 at 09:57 AM
Dog thongs? That's it I'm outta here.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 30, 2006 at 05:20 PM
Pirate Boy - That was Neil Diamond's Song Sung Blue, not Mason Williams' Classical Gas, which is an instrumental.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | March 30, 2006 at 05:28 PM