WHAT THEY COULD USE TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD AT CTU WHILE THEY'RE DOWNLOADING THE SCHEMATICS FOR JACK
They could use a couple of these babies.
(Thanks to John Wohn)
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I'm thinkin' they'd soon be your former friend, spouse, co-worker, OR BOSS...just sayin'.
Posted by: southerngirl | March 20, 2006 at 04:26 PM
and also, FIRST.
Posted by: southerngirl | March 20, 2006 at 04:26 PM
Hat trick??
Posted by: southerngirl | March 20, 2006 at 04:27 PM
*must...get...life...*
Posted by: southerngirl | March 20, 2006 at 04:28 PM
Also available at www.bitterangrypeoplewithanaxtogrind.com.
Posted by: KDF | March 20, 2006 at 04:29 PM
Pure evil.
Posted by: Beavis | March 20, 2006 at 04:29 PM
Yeah, what he said.....
Posted by: butthead | March 20, 2006 at 04:31 PM
It would be a real laugh... all the way to the unemployment line. I'd guess that Logitech would object, too.
Posted by: ScottMGS | March 20, 2006 at 04:32 PM
Scott, join us down at the AS YOU WISH thread. We have a lofty goal and we're about to achieve it.
Posted by: KDF | March 20, 2006 at 04:36 PM
'kay...
Posted by: ScottMGS | March 20, 2006 at 04:38 PM
What no comments for the remember tonight post???
Oh well
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | March 20, 2006 at 04:42 PM
Smart cow-orkers would figure this out. Yes, it looks like a wireless mouse, except that it has a wire headed straight for electrical outlet. Duh!
Posted by: Brad | March 20, 2006 at 04:44 PM
Personally I prefer the car jumper cables applied to the body with wet sponges, but I realize that it may be a personal preference.
Posted by: ArcticAl | March 20, 2006 at 04:47 PM
And the fire extinguisher filled with gasoline is a real hoot.
Posted by: fivver | March 20, 2006 at 04:49 PM
They could use a couple of these to revive Edgar and Tony...
Posted by: Steve | March 20, 2006 at 04:53 PM
Jack Bauer would simultaneously strangle you with the cord, and 'right-click' your genitals until they smoked, while shouting,"Joke office supplies??? There's no time!!!!"
Posted by: insomniac | March 20, 2006 at 04:57 PM
Oh, I SO want to get one of these for one of my petulant co-workers who, when her PERSONAL mouse broke, asked if I could get her a new Logitech wireless mouse instead of a Dell mouse, because, you know, that would just not be good enough for HER even though the computer is a Dell and belongs to the company. I said no, but now.....it looks like it's a yes all the way! *evil grin*
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 20, 2006 at 04:59 PM
Guaranteed amusing. As used by the crowned heads of Europe. Has brought tears to the eyes of Royalty. 'Denmark has never laughed so much' - 'The Stage'. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties.
Posted by: Bill | March 20, 2006 at 05:06 PM
*Snork* at insomniac
Posted by: ncc1701 | March 20, 2006 at 05:09 PM
This mouse would be very useful in breaking my wife of her eBay habit...
Posted by: Mr. Completely | March 20, 2006 at 05:16 PM
Oooh! Must get one for my software testing bro-in-law for his birthday! He probably won't fall for it though.
Posted by: Bumble | March 20, 2006 at 05:23 PM
"Welp, I'm going to send out the TPS reports right after checking my e-mail, and then YAARRGGHH!!"
*urp*
*thunk*
"What happened to Bob?"
"Pacemaker. Nice joke, dude."
"Sweeeet."
Posted by: Federal Duck | March 20, 2006 at 05:29 PM
They have a Super Model for just $6.99 at the right
Posted by: | March 20, 2006 at 05:56 PM
Eureka...a snappy ad slogan for this hilarious (fool all yr friends, folks) product:
From those wonderful folks who brought you the taser...
Posted by: artist formerly known as "tsktsk" | March 20, 2006 at 06:02 PM
$10 Buck's says that at some point tonight, Jack passes the guy from "prison break" or "jail escape" whatever that dumb show is called; in a heating and air-conditioning duct; they have the cursory "how's it goin" and move on without an inkling of "WOW! how weird.
Posted by: PeeJay. | March 20, 2006 at 06:07 PM
Warranty: 30 days
I'd make a small wager that it wouldn't last 30 seconds ... after the shockee discovered whut/who caused the "surprise ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 20, 2006 at 06:32 PM
My son got me with the pen, it was waay over the top -- all my hair stood up and my arm hurt for a week - all my muscles tightened up to my shoulder - I was not amised, I was pissed
Posted by: bulldog | March 20, 2006 at 08:09 PM
So THAT'S how you got sent to prison!
Posted by: Adonis | March 20, 2006 at 08:28 PM
Maybe I could get one for the tow truck driver who towed my Ford sat. night.He SEEMED nice, but was pretty CrEePy.Especially when he got into my neighborhood and said,"Hey. isn't this the neighborhood where there was that murder?"This really happened.Maybe I could just get him a steering wheel cover that shocks. He'd probably laugh and laugh....
Posted by: MoFaux | March 20, 2006 at 08:29 PM
**YAARRGGHH!! ZZZZZTTTT **SNORK*** @ the pleasantly fragranced Federal Duck
Posted by: KDF | March 20, 2006 at 08:33 PM
Yeah, tow drivers are creepy. I'M A TOW DRIVER!
Posted by: Adonis | March 20, 2006 at 08:34 PM
Snork @ Bill and Mr. C
Posted by: grammar police | March 20, 2006 at 08:51 PM
Yeah, Adonis, but you're like, um... so NoRmAl- I can tell.....
Posted by: MoFaux | March 20, 2006 at 09:09 PM