Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Dr. Doug - this may not have occurred to you, and I can only speak for myself, but multiple posts of silly banter happen to be my one of my preferred forms of entertainment
it may be that your preferred form of entertainment is reading multiple posts of silly banter, and then ordering the silly banter posters to: get a life!
or it may be that your preferred form of entertainment is to be annoying (another one of my preferred forms of entertainment, BTW)
either way, if you are unhappy here in Dave's World, I hear that the internet's a very, very large place
Adonis - this is an Irish holiday - leave the Italics out of it.
Dr.Doug - You're a proctologist, aren't you? I think you're looking out the wrong end of your stethoscope. But that's ok. I look forward to the day when my silly banter buys me lots of cabana boys. Until then, I'm quite happy putting tape of the paws of Adonis and Tyrone.
Adonis, you CANNOT threaten "italics" everytime something doesn't go your way. It's childish, and someone equally childish will tattle on you to judi and she has the power to ban you forever.
Note restrained use of italics. They have their place but they are not a weapon.
I promise to all that I will never again set off italics unless specifically told to by members of the posse. I understand this will probably not happen, except maybe if we get massively spammed. Henceforth, then, all mention of italics will be for comedic purposes only.
I just figured out a fun thing with the red button. Press TAB. A yellow rectangle will go over the button. Just press and hold the Space Key. Super Button.
(psst, Alfred! After looking long and hard at El's last post, and devoting 2 (count 'em two!) neurons to the endeavor, I think she's still sore at me. Don't tell her I know. I wouldn't want to be locked in HER trunk)
Adonis - I've said it before, and I'll say it again - if El's pissed atcha, you will know it - trust me on this one, I know of which I speak
you should also know that if El decided you needed to be locked in the trunk of a car, there's a fair chance she would give me that wide-eyed look with them beautiful green eyes and ask me, ever so sweetly, to do it for her
now, you know I can't resist them beautiful green eyes
so, if you should happen to wake up in the trunk of my car, don't take it personally
Adonis- Having been in the back of a car. No reason. And then being dumped in some unknown area of Montana once. I would recommend not getting on El's nerves.
Not exactly ... the spelling "nickle" is an older, but accepted, way to spell the word referring to various denominations of American specie ... This person simply used an archaic spelling ...
This just goes to show that sometimes when your are a bit rushed, we can't have archaic and edit too ...
You have to keep pressing Tab- the first time will take you to the url, press it again. I have both a Google and a Yahoo toolbar, so it had to click past both of those. Then it outlined a little white button!
And yes, the homepage no longer exists. Whoever wrote this thing should really update it.
Well, that was useless. Takes me back to when I first started making web pages. Did anyone bother to go all the way and see what kind of ya ya ya it is?
thanks for the clarification Annie (and for not calling me Tiny) - but isn't that pretty much exactly what I said?
Posted by: TCK | March 17, 2006 at 07:04 PM
*zips in*
I was going to give Teddy a *hair flip* cuz I'm in a good mood, but not until he lets that chick out of the trunk of his car. Sheesh.
*puts NYY baseball cap on so hair doesn't accidentally *flip* while she's zipping out*
Posted by: Eleanor | March 17, 2006 at 07:05 PM
Tennessee was good? When? Nah, that can't be. Annie's pullin my leg.
Also, I would like to point out that the italics attack of 4:11-4:25 on this thread was NONE of my doing. That is all.
Posted by: Adonis | March 17, 2006 at 07:05 PM
HAHAHA! Simul with EL! Suckas!
Posted by: Adonis | March 17, 2006 at 07:07 PM
Adonis - not "good" so much as somewhat less bad - some days they're not all that particular
*let's chick out of the trunk and gives her El's card - just in case she wants to sue or anything*
Posted by: TCK | March 17, 2006 at 07:11 PM
I knew it was a lie, Tennessee. They can't fool me with that "acting good" talk. Puh-LEEZE!
Posted by: Adonis | March 17, 2006 at 07:13 PM
I've never praticed Lent before, but that darned button....!
Posted by: MoFaux | March 17, 2006 at 07:17 PM
I keep pressing THIS, but nothing much happens. What's up with that, anyway?
*Goes to check out bloglit buttons*
*OUCH!!!*
Posted by: Meanie the Green | March 17, 2006 at 07:19 PM
This red button was a fine amusement. Very creative.
Now, to those of you with multiple posts of silly banter:
get a life!
Posted by: Dr. Doug | March 17, 2006 at 07:25 PM
Annie @ 5:50- You mean like make-up flip?
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 17, 2006 at 07:25 PM
Dr. Doug is being mean again!
Posted by: Adonis | March 17, 2006 at 07:28 PM
Dr.Doug- I will have you know, I am on Vacation. What life do you have? Can you give it back?
Posted by: Alfred | March 17, 2006 at 07:30 PM
And I am at work, and therefore have no life right now! So back off if you don't want me to set off italics!
Posted by: Adonis | March 17, 2006 at 07:34 PM
Dr. Doug - this may not have occurred to you, and I can only speak for myself, but multiple posts of silly banter happen to be my one of my preferred forms of entertainment
it may be that your preferred form of entertainment is reading multiple posts of silly banter, and then ordering the silly banter posters to: get a life!
or it may be that your preferred form of entertainment is to be annoying (another one of my preferred forms of entertainment, BTW)
either way, if you are unhappy here in Dave's World, I hear that the internet's a very, very large place
Posted by: TCK | March 17, 2006 at 07:35 PM
Ty-one-on at 7:04 - nay, twas not what yew said.
Lisa - "make-up flip" - exactly!
Adonis - this is an Irish holiday - leave the Italics out of it.
Dr.Doug - You're a proctologist, aren't you? I think you're looking out the wrong end of your stethoscope. But that's ok. I look forward to the day when my silly banter buys me lots of cabana boys. Until then, I'm quite happy putting tape of the paws of Adonis and Tyrone.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 17, 2006 at 07:43 PM
*whimper*
After reading the 100+ comments, I'm too pooped to hit the button.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 17, 2006 at 07:47 PM
Annie, I was leaning over, the popular pastime of people who ingest green beer.
Dr Doug, I'm sorry for bringing the man (TCK) down on you. If you decide to check out the rest 'o da 'net, be careful. There's monsters out there!
Posted by: Adonis | March 17, 2006 at 07:55 PM
Alfred - nice zinger about giving your life back - ouwch!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 17, 2006 at 07:58 PM
*speaking in a firm tone of voice*
Adonis, you CANNOT threaten "italics" everytime something doesn't go your way. It's childish, and someone equally childish will tattle on you to judi and she has the power to ban you forever.
Note restrained use of italics. They have their place but they are not a weapon.
Any questions?
Posted by: Eleanor | March 17, 2006 at 08:12 PM
TCK is a bum!
He kept me in his trunk for 2 (TWO!) days and the only thing he fed me were Strawberry Slurpees. I hate Strawberry Slurpees.
Posted by: chick in TCK's trunk | March 17, 2006 at 08:14 PM
I promise to all that I will never again set off italics unless specifically told to by members of the posse. I understand this will probably not happen, except maybe if we get massively spammed. Henceforth, then, all mention of italics will be for comedic purposes only.
Posted by: Adonis | March 17, 2006 at 08:26 PM
I just figured out a fun thing with the red button. Press TAB. A yellow rectangle will go over the button. Just press and hold the Space Key. Super Button.
Posted by: Alfred | March 17, 2006 at 08:42 PM
That was 'Erin Braughkovich.'
In which her Oscar-winning line was, 'They're called boobs, Ed.'
Cheers to the Dave's Worldians, after a long day of work.
Sorry for all the commas.
Posted by: CJrun | March 17, 2006 at 09:01 PM
(psst, Alfred! After looking long and hard at El's last post, and devoting 2 (count 'em two!) neurons to the endeavor, I think she's still sore at me. Don't tell her I know. I wouldn't want to be locked in HER trunk)
Posted by: Adonis | March 17, 2006 at 09:02 PM
geez - not only am I misunderstanding pretty much anything posted by a chick, now I'm misunderstanding my own comments too
hmmmmmmm, what to do?
I know! more beer
Posted by: TCK | March 17, 2006 at 09:10 PM
Adonis - I've said it before, and I'll say it again - if El's pissed atcha, you will know it - trust me on this one, I know of which I speak
you should also know that if El decided you needed to be locked in the trunk of a car, there's a fair chance she would give me that wide-eyed look with them beautiful green eyes and ask me, ever so sweetly, to do it for her
now, you know I can't resist them beautiful green eyes
so, if you should happen to wake up in the trunk of my car, don't take it personally
Posted by: TCK | March 17, 2006 at 09:13 PM
Understood. Just as long as you sneak a coupla' brewskis behind the spare tire.
Posted by: Adonis | March 17, 2006 at 09:21 PM
TCK, your 7:35 post was downright dreamy. That green beer is workin' for ya. ;)
Posted by: KDF | March 17, 2006 at 09:21 PM
Adonis- Having been in the back of a car. No reason. And then being dumped in some unknown area of Montana once. I would recommend not getting on El's nerves.
Anyway I hope TCK will be awake soon.
Thanks Annie.
Posted by: Alfred | March 17, 2006 at 09:26 PM
simul with KDF!
Posted by: Adonis | March 17, 2006 at 09:27 PM
Adonis, there will be NO brewski's in the trunk - for sure.
Isn't that right, TCK? :)
*wide-eyed look*
pssst to KDF, so was his 9:13 post. :)
Posted by: Eleanor | March 17, 2006 at 09:41 PM
*ships crate of green beer to TCK, splits cost with El*
See, TCK? We like you.
Posted by: KDF O'Sheep | March 17, 2006 at 09:45 PM
Okay El. I guess I'll just have to try reeeeeaaal hard to be nice, and not at all challenging.
Posted by: Adonis | March 17, 2006 at 09:56 PM
you know it darlin'
Posted by: TCK | March 17, 2006 at 09:57 PM
*grins*
Yes we do, KDF, at least in this particular moment in time and space.
Posted by: El O'Zip | March 17, 2006 at 10:08 PM
O'xactly.
Posted by: KDF O'Anything but sheep | March 17, 2006 at 10:15 PM
*snork* @ Adonis for the kitties.
El - 'salute' for something you said way up there, that I forgot and now can't find. Oy!
Posted by: daisy o'may | March 18, 2006 at 02:16 AM
Thanks daisy o'may - better LTTG than never, I always say! :)
Posted by: Eleanor | March 18, 2006 at 10:55 AM
...still sitting, looking disheveled, unshaven, bleary eyes, unwashed...muttering...
still. can't. stop. pressing. the. damned. BUTTOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN....
Posted by: tsktsk | March 18, 2006 at 05:11 PM
He spelled "nickel" wrong.
Posted by: Daniel | March 19, 2006 at 01:09 AM
Daniel --
Not exactly ... the spelling "nickle" is an older, but accepted, way to spell the word referring to various denominations of American specie ... This person simply used an archaic spelling ...
This just goes to show that sometimes when your are a bit rushed, we can't have archaic and edit too ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 19, 2006 at 01:16 PM
I found the white button!
You have to keep pressing Tab- the first time will take you to the url, press it again. I have both a Google and a Yahoo toolbar, so it had to click past both of those. Then it outlined a little white button!
And yes, the homepage no longer exists. Whoever wrote this thing should really update it.
Posted by: Blogchik | March 19, 2006 at 02:58 PM
Well, that was useless. Takes me back to when I first started making web pages. Did anyone bother to go all the way and see what kind of ya ya ya it is?
Posted by: Alien8 | March 20, 2006 at 11:52 AM