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March 29, 2006

UNFAIR LABELING

So now, all of a sudden, clawing an Avon lady is "crazy"?

(Thanks to everyone)

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I'm "everyone" AND first! Yay!

I hear they named the cat Claude.

First!!!!!!!!!!!

A person can have catlike stealth, but can a cat? Its not catlike if you are a cat, its just cat. I mean, we wouldn't say, for example, that some perosn has "human strength."

Dang - not first. Oh, well. Ummmmm...how about a shovel to the cat's head? I love animals, but SIX CLAWS on each foot??? Demon spawn, I tell ya

*ding-dong* "Avon calling"

"Yeah, do you have any of that make-up that covers up long disfiguring lacerations, that are possibly infected?"

"No..."

"Sic 'em, Lewis!!!"

This is one of those that I saw earlier today, and said to myself
"Self" I said (thats what I call myself) "I am quite sure that the rest of the world has already sent word of this vicious mutant to Dave and judi"

Thanx for not letting me down.

*snork* at insomniac and CoastRaven!

And so it begins. . . the animals take revenge for all that cosmetics testing. Just wait till the bunnies born with smear-proof lipstick show up.

This looks like a job for...

The Mary Kay Commandos.

Berke Breathed. I miss Bloom County.

"So I hear they finally caught that cat that was running around eating children and shooting puppies."

"Yeah, they put it on house arrest."

"What about the owner?"

"The villagers drug her out in the street and beat her with a shovel."

"Ah. Good, good."

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