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In a crushing blow to American pride, Shahimi Abdul Hamid has broken the record set by Gordon Cates of Florida.
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Posted by: daisymae | March 19, 2006 at 06:08 PM
eeeeeeewwwwww *shudder*
*crosses another name off potential husband list*
Posted by: Kafaleni | March 19, 2006 at 06:10 PM
*snork* @ Dave for this post
Posted by: daisymae | March 19, 2006 at 06:10 PM
eeeeewwwww.
kisssss thissss
(whywhywhywhywhy?)
Posted by: cyn | March 19, 2006 at 06:15 PM
Asked why he did such a dangerous act on Saturday
Yeah, because Friday would be bad, but Saturday? That's just NUTS!
I would like to note that the ATTACK STEALTH MIME ROBOTIC POMPADOR COW OF DOOM! COULD BREAK 251 in three minutes.
Posted by: Adonis | March 19, 2006 at 06:17 PM
WTD?? That's the whole article? Where's the rest of the 411?
*virtually kisses Dave's feet and bows down before him for saving us by posting*
SMOOCH!!
Posted by: Eleanor | March 19, 2006 at 06:19 PM
Thank you, Dave. Please don't leave us alone that long again.
Scary things happen when you do.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 19, 2006 at 06:20 PM
Yeah, Alfred talks to himself.
Posted by: daisymae | March 19, 2006 at 06:21 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to telling someone you'd rather kiss a snake.
Posted by: Bumble | March 19, 2006 at 06:26 PM
I've had to delete everything I've started to post in the last three minutes because none of it passed the PIFOD test* Proof positive that our standards sag when we're left to amuse ourselves too long.
*posting in front of Dave
Posted by: Betsy | March 19, 2006 at 06:27 PM
*waits for Adonis to translate Bumble's post into something relating to his POP-TART*
Posted by: Eleanor | March 19, 2006 at 06:27 PM
Does Adonis know about the toaster experiment?
Posted by: Betsy | March 19, 2006 at 06:28 PM
Welcome home. Happy dejetlagging.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 19, 2006 at 06:28 PM
El~ Don't give him any ideas. I'm afraid I've already done too much damage in that area in the previous thread. Giving him ideas, I mean.
Also: Remember that preacher of whom I spoke in the previous thread? He told this joke. I don't know why, as it had no reference I could see to his sermon topic, not that I was listening to closely.
A snake charmer married an undertaker. Their towels read "hiss" and "hearse."
*groan*
Posted by: Bumble | March 19, 2006 at 06:30 PM
Betsy~ If he does, he's very brave. Got a spare toaster?
Posted by: Bumble | March 19, 2006 at 06:31 PM
6:30 post edit: "listening too closely..."
Posted by: Bumble | March 19, 2006 at 06:32 PM
is Dave coming home? he may need this:
"Spanish: He Perdido La Maleta...
Português: Eu perdi minha mala/bagagem/sacola
Français: J’ai perdu ma valise
Deutsch: Ich habe meinen Koffer verloren...
English: I have lost my suitcase...
ok. i really have to go now. have fun y'all!
Posted by: cyn | March 19, 2006 at 06:34 PM
Betsy, I'm thinkin' "NO"
Posted by: southerngirl | March 19, 2006 at 06:36 PM
and since I love the robot so much...
*sits back, cracks a beer, and waits for "Adonis with the capital "A" to respond"
Posted by: southerngirl | March 19, 2006 at 06:40 PM
*
Posted by: southerngirl | March 19, 2006 at 06:41 PM
Bumble, did he write it on a chalkboard or did he spell the words so the congregation could "get it"?
Posted by: Eleanor | March 19, 2006 at 06:41 PM
El~ He didn't have to. When we all groaned, he knew we got it.
Posted by: Bumble | March 19, 2006 at 06:43 PM
Well, I have no idea about the "toaster experiment", but I'm pretty sure I would pass, 'cause I have a HUGE poptart! Also, I have a ASMRPCOD! (pronounced a-smerp-cod)
Posted by: Adonis | March 19, 2006 at 06:44 PM
Adonis~ Dave did a scientific experiment proving that pop-tarts are highly flammable and will shoot impressive heights of flame from toasters when left in too long. Remember when we were talking about torture? :-)
Posted by: Bumble | March 19, 2006 at 06:46 PM
ACK! NOOOOOOOO! I'm sure my ASMRPCOD! shoots impressive heights of flame also! And TOW missles!
Posted by: Adonis | March 19, 2006 at 06:51 PM
Adonis is thisclose to being sent to his room.
SETTLE DOWN!
Posted by: Eleanor | March 19, 2006 at 06:59 PM
Sorry El. Wouldn't you be excited if you had a cool ASMRPCOD! though? But I will settle down. I promise.
Posted by: Adonis | March 19, 2006 at 07:04 PM
Cut that out! You are not worthy of my cute kitty face.
Posted by: Bumble | March 19, 2006 at 07:06 PM
No, really.
Posted by: Adonis | March 19, 2006 at 07:16 PM
Really, I apologise.
Posted by: Adonis | March 19, 2006 at 07:20 PM
Apologies are great and all, Adonis, but now you need to surrender the weapon.
Posted by: KDF | March 19, 2006 at 07:25 PM
What weapon? Oh that! No, that's just a cow with a bad haircut. I swear.
Posted by: Adonis | March 19, 2006 at 07:27 PM
ok, I just wanted to send a message to "Adonis with the capital A", but when I googled, (get yer minds out of the gutter, people), this is what came up, and ISIANMTU.
Posted by: southerngirl | March 19, 2006 at 07:33 PM
Hey baby!
Posted by: Adonis | March 19, 2006 at 07:36 PM
"Image not available" ...
hmmm ... that's ... um ... not very ... interesting ... merely sayin' ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 19, 2006 at 07:38 PM
well thanks, U.O - why don'tcha just tell everybody that linky no worky...
oh, wait, they probably know now, huh?
Sorry!
psst...Adonis...cool logo! ;)
Posted by: southerngirl | March 19, 2006 at 07:45 PM
Hey, adonis.
We are tired of the not-so-cute-anymore kitty. Lose it.
Posted by: Eleanor | March 19, 2006 at 07:48 PM
*decides to make a quick fact finding trip to Malaysia to find out the secret of this snake kisser's astonishing feat. will report back soon*
*ka-pwwwiiinnnggg!!!*
Posted by: Stupendous Man | March 19, 2006 at 07:48 PM
psst... thanks. It's stamped on the underside of the ASMRPCOD! Of course since it belongs to the A-Team, it also has this, because it is Alfred's logo, and that.
Posted by: Adonis | March 19, 2006 at 07:49 PM
btw, U.O, we missed ya!
Posted by: southerngirl | March 19, 2006 at 07:51 PM
Lost El. I promise.
Posted by: Adonis | March 19, 2006 at 07:51 PM
*returns from fact finding trip to Malaysia with this report:
Shahimi Abdul Hamid has breath that would paralyze a snake!
*ka-pwwwiiinnnggg!!!*
Posted by: Stupendous Man | March 19, 2006 at 07:52 PM
*anticipates hearing about Stupe Man's next superhero adventure, and prematurely, tho not without merit, "snork"s*
Posted by: southerngirl | March 19, 2006 at 07:56 PM
Decides not to make a comment about Bumble's "I'd rather kiss a snake" remark, but only 'cause she's so cute.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | March 19, 2006 at 08:34 PM
Way to take the high road, S-man. ;)
Posted by: KDF | March 19, 2006 at 08:49 PM
tnx sg -- been just lazyin' around ... gotta get some writing done tomorrow ... after the dentist appointment ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 19, 2006 at 09:45 PM
Well, your witty and erudite comments are always appreciated O the U.
Posted by: Adonis | March 19, 2006 at 10:00 PM
Snakes, why'd it have to be snakes?
Posted by: Kathy P. | March 19, 2006 at 10:05 PM
because snakes are the bread and butter of the blog
Posted by: Betsy | March 19, 2006 at 10:07 PM
Snake butter?
ewwwww
Posted by: slyeyes | March 19, 2006 at 10:45 PM
i hope the guinness people realize the 'apples and oranges' incompatability of the two records. Mr. Abdul Hamid kissed one snake 51 times and perhaps has some affinity for that particular animal. Mr. Cates kissed 11 different, slutty, snakes and ... who am i kidding? they're both nuts!
and did they both give tongue?
Posted by: insomniac | March 20, 2006 at 12:42 AM
insom - No they did not, but the snakes all did.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | March 20, 2006 at 01:26 AM