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Bet she's got frat boys lined up around the block...
Posted by: Wahooligan | March 13, 2006 at 01:27 PM
It almost seemed like a miracle? Yes, I think so.
Posted by: southerngirl | March 13, 2006 at 01:27 PM
Thats funny - when they pulled the tap at MaHaffeys last night water came out - no wait - that was Miller Lite.
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 13, 2006 at 01:28 PM
Hic!
I saw this a little while ago too and just drifted off into a dream-like state, imagining how great it would be.
*planning to move to apartment over bar*
Posted by: Soap Boxer the Mad | March 13, 2006 at 01:28 PM
The doghouse is in OSLO???
Posted by: KDF, The | March 13, 2006 at 01:31 PM
"The water and beer pipes do touch each other, but you have to be really creative to connect them together," he told local newspapers.
Clearly the work of Stupendous Man!
Posted by: KDF, The | March 13, 2006 at 01:32 PM
Sounds like a Bud Light commercial.
"Magic faucet; magic faucet"
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 01:33 PM
OK, this has got to be a sign of the Second Coming - last time it was water to wine, this time water to beer...
I wonder what my african violets might turn into?
Posted by: TCK | March 13, 2006 at 01:36 PM
Keep wishin', Tedster, keep wishin'..:)
Posted by: Eleanor | March 13, 2006 at 01:57 PM
TCK, a doobie?
Posted by: slyeyes | March 13, 2006 at 02:05 PM
Teddy,
AFRICAN VIOLETS anagrams to:
VI CAN FROSTI ALE
...which is of course, a 6-pack of Roman beer.
*checks Travelocity for last minute flights to Montana*
Posted by: KDF, The | March 13, 2006 at 02:07 PM
"Young man, you come out of the bathroom right now, you've been in there over three hours!!"
Posted by: russell | March 13, 2006 at 02:10 PM
Ok, now I'm hopin' for both a doobie AND a 6-pack of Roman beer with which to wash it down
(and JC, if you're listenin', dude, some cheeze-its would really go well with the beer - and feel free to stop by - I will definatly share - I mean, if ya can't find it in your heart to share your drugs and booze with the Son of God, well then....)
Posted by: TCK | March 13, 2006 at 02:15 PM
oh, and VI CAN FROSTI ALE? *SNORK*
OK, if anyone needs me, I will be hidin' under southerngirl's bed
Posted by: TCK | March 13, 2006 at 02:16 PM
not only is there the whole hot water/cold water thing but now i have to learn to run a bath without a 'head' on it...
"Lars, check on young Olaf, he's been in the bathtub for hours."
"He's probably passed out again."
Posted by: insomniac | March 13, 2006 at 02:21 PM
This shows the difference between men and women. Beer starts flowing out of my sink I'm not saying a word to anyone but a few choice friends.
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 13, 2006 at 02:23 PM
way, way, in the back, right TCK?
Posted by: southerngirl | March 13, 2006 at 02:43 PM
you know it darlin'
Posted by: TCK | March 13, 2006 at 02:48 PM
"Per Egil Myrvang, of the local beer distributor, said he helped bartenders reconnect the pipes by telephone."
Okay so now the beer comes out the telephone?
*back to lurking*
Posted by: avastYeSwobbie | March 13, 2006 at 02:52 PM
"Oalf drowned in the tub." "Was it fast?" "Well, he got out 3 times to pee."
Posted by: baligurl | March 13, 2006 at 02:53 PM
TCK, why would you be hiding under southerngirl's bed when there's Frosti Ale growing in your garden?
Look under your bed, pal, you won't believe how many of us fit under there!
Posted by: KDF, The | March 13, 2006 at 02:53 PM
TCK, why would you be hiding under southerngirl's bed when there's Frosti Ale growing in your garden?
KDF, if you have to ask...;)
and *snork* at baligurl!
Posted by: southerngirl | March 13, 2006 at 02:57 PM
KDF - what southerngirl said
and trust me on this one - you do NOT want to look under my bed
Posted by: TCK | March 13, 2006 at 03:03 PM
*snork*
Posted by: KDF, The | March 13, 2006 at 03:07 PM
SNORK at baligurl and insom and . . . oh, may as well just make it a general SNORK!
Posted by: Renee | March 13, 2006 at 03:46 PM
... And it was good.
Posted by: Antonio | March 13, 2006 at 03:55 PM
One of my favorite movie quotes:
"What's with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples?"
Ok, so the only relevance was the word beer. Mmmm, beer.
Posted by: Mew | March 13, 2006 at 04:22 PM
Of corse is this is probably what they were singing down below...
http://www-cs.canisius.edu/~salley/Bard.book/pub.no.beer.html
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