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March 21, 2006

MEANWHILE IN MYSORE

Poison Basava is looking for a sponsor.

Posted by on March 21, 2006 at 11:09 AM |

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I'd guess he's got the rest of the major food groups covered ... merely sayin' ...

Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 21, 2006 at 11:11 AM

Yuk.

That is all.

Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 21, 2006 at 11:12 AM

Words escape me, That must be some Stomach.

Posted by: Some_people_juggle_geese.™ | March 21, 2006 at 11:13 AM

On the other hand..... maybe he could swallow "the cannisters" and waltz into an unsuspecting group of "top level officials" and fart them to death, with no apparent harm to his own self.

I'd pay to see that.

Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 21, 2006 at 11:14 AM

"As per doctors who examined him, he has 92 per cent of venom in his body."

And apparently, the other 8 percent of him has an apparent dearth of brain cells.

Posted by: djtonyb | March 21, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Basavaraj is not poor.

He has the I.Q. of a lawn sprinkler maybe, but he is definitely not poor.

And despite his varied palate curiously he still finds airline food to be disgusting.

Posted by: MartiniShark | March 21, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Hey, what's that he's eating?

Posted by: Chianca at Large | March 21, 2006 at 11:21 AM

He was in a coma for three months but that did not deter him?

I think we need more chlorine in the gene pool.

Posted by: Mr. Completely | March 21, 2006 at 11:21 AM

"that", Chianca, would appear to be the Asian version of a Twinkie ... merely sayin' ...

Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 21, 2006 at 11:31 AM

Ew. Ew Ew EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!

Posted by: Aunt Nancy | March 21, 2006 at 11:39 AM

his 'friends' used to challenge him to eat poison

"if your friends all ate light bulbs and insecticide would you"

"mmmphgh"

"and don't eat with your mouth full"

"sorry, mom"

Let's give it to Basavaj, he'll eat anything!

Posted by: insomniac | March 21, 2006 at 11:40 AM

may i snork, and second the ewwww. ewwwwwwwwwwww!. this guy lives in the bizarro world. pesticide good. make good drink. duuuuuh. can we line up to smack the cr*p outta him?

Posted by: queensbee | March 21, 2006 at 11:52 AM

and my boys won't even eat spaghetti sauce. is there a number where i can reach this guys mom? i must know her secret. i suspect, finish your plate has an entirely different meaning in that household.

Posted by: crossgirl | March 21, 2006 at 11:56 AM

Did Basavaj wirte the article, or does the author not need to eat poison in order to write that bad. Did I eat poison? Why doesn't this make any sense?

Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | March 21, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Do look at his pearly-white dentition! Must be the GE softwhites.

Posted by: Dr. Doug | March 21, 2006 at 11:58 AM

SNORK@Punkin

Start a pool. I'll pay into it since I would love to see that as well. As long as he save some gas for North of the 49th parallel.

Would also like to be a fly on the wall when they eulogize him (sooner rather than later at this rate). There are bound to be some interesting anecdotes in there.

Posted by: KOW | March 21, 2006 at 11:59 AM

>> His friends used to challenge him to consume poison.

What his friends really wanted was for him to consume poison... and die.

Posted by: Nateislate | March 21, 2006 at 12:16 PM

>> Basavaraj is not poor.

I know my first thought was, he's obviously eating light bulbs to save money on food.

Posted by: Nateislate | March 21, 2006 at 12:18 PM

"Poison Basava" WBARatherPoorNFARB

Posted by: ScottMGS | March 21, 2006 at 12:27 PM

1st Mysorian Comic: How many Mysorians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2nd Mysorian Comic: I do not know the answer to that inquiry, my friend. Pray tell, how many?

1st Mysorian Comic: Two: one to take it out of Basavaraj's mouth and one to screw it in... Thanking you for coming. We're here all our lives. Don't beat your server! Drive safely!

Posted by: Lairbo | March 21, 2006 at 12:30 PM

My question is, how does he eat the lightbulbs? Does he crush the glass beforehand or does he just put it in his mouth and crush it with pressure from his lower jaw? Does he chew the glass?

I bet he drinks a big, hearty glass of bleach right after eating a lightbulb, to disinfect all the cuts.

*shudder*

Posted by: Marie in Kourou | March 21, 2006 at 12:32 PM

Lairbo -Don't eat the veal, unless you want to be punished a hundred thousand lifetimes!!!

Posted by: insomniac | March 21, 2006 at 12:35 PM

Insom: Nice.

revision: We're here for our next three incarnations! Try the grubs!

Posted by: Lairbo | March 21, 2006 at 12:42 PM

Try the Eggplant? or is that cruelty to vegetables.
Remember the Fruitarians.

Posted by: Some_people_juggle_geese™ | March 21, 2006 at 01:29 PM

Now the link says, No upates. Wrong in several ways.

Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 21, 2006 at 01:50 PM

it means a new day has dawned in Mysore...

Posted by: insomniac | March 21, 2006 at 01:59 PM

All I ever get there is

No updates today

Posted by: No updates today | March 21, 2006 at 02:48 PM

Yeah, and don't eat the macaroni either!

Posted by: Pastafarian | March 21, 2006 at 03:03 PM

Why is it that every time I click on a mysore link from the blog, I just get a site that says "No upates[sic] today"? Everyone else seems to be able to read the article fine...

Posted by: Daniel | March 21, 2006 at 06:06 PM

Sure, no updates today, but check out the News Sparklers! Downing Street Cat Dies!

News Sparklers for everyone!

Posted by: CJrun | March 21, 2006 at 06:20 PM

Daniel-I had to click on it a couple of times before it came up.

Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 21, 2006 at 06:23 PM

eeeeuuuuuuwwwww!

Posted by: daisymae | March 21, 2006 at 07:55 PM

If you go to the top right of the page and put the word "poison" in the search box, the article will come up.

Posted by: yanya8 | March 22, 2006 at 10:41 AM

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