JUST WHEN YOU THINK ALL THE GREAT INVENTIONS HAVE ALREADY BEEN INVENTED

...along comes a product that makes you realize you are correct.

(Via Gizmodo)

Comments

[Some_people_juggle_geese.™]

Since when do they let women in to the mens room to have to use a Urinal?

[MartiniShark]

One more social advance thanks to "Ally McBeal". ewhat's the deal with that show?

[Suzy Q]

This would be great for those damn hover-peeing women. Keep them out of the Ladies' Room, where real ladies SIT DOWN!

[fivver]

I think the guy is peeing on his hands.

[Shaay]

I've always wanted to sit in a urinal... in public, no less.

Really.

[Some_people_juggle_geese.™]

I agree Suzy Q.
But I do have a small problem with hover-peeing
We have single person bathrooms at my hospital and I am forever entering the room right after one is in there, actually it is usually the same woman. And she never cleans the seat after her. Even when we post notes.

[fivver]

Shaay - you can't fool me. You got the 'after' picture from an exploding whale story!

[fivver]

Oops. Wrong blog.

[queensbee]

eww. i dont think so.

[Jones]

But is there a spigot to wash your hands in there too? ...might as well go all out for the purest in minimalist design.

BTW can a lady give two shakes and walk away or isn't there residue requiring some paper wipage? This design was poorly thought through.

[insomniac]

...from Yanko design... where form follows function...

in this case doesn't form precede function?

[Christobol]

Could be a problem a poo sneaks out though, huh?

[Bill]

I think Mrs. Blog would have been happy to see this in Torino.

[Punkin Poo]

Hmmmm....a catch basin that allows BOTH sexes to pee..... isn't that called a TOILET?

Oh, and a big EEEEEWWWW! to the woman who sprinkles on the seat!

[Targetgirl]

I'm pretty sure lady-model is about to pee on her shirt.

[O. the U(manity)]

We aim to please.

You aim, too, please.

[Bucket]

O the U.... the problem for me is actually that you don't aim! (editorial you that is, gerderally speaking) Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Bucket]

*Grrrrrrrr* "genderally"

[Dr. Doug]

"semi-upright sitting (female) position"

I don't think she is actually in contact.

[Bucket]

Dr. Doug - Doesn't matter. Slippery perimeter is dangerous enough......

[O. the U(manity)]

Bucket --

(Not argufyin', merely conversationaling)

Heck, at a certain age, some guys hafta "go" so often they could do it with their eyes closed ... um ... I know ... you're thinkin' that the age in question starts when they can first stand up in front of the stool ... nevermind ...

[Bucket]

O the U- all meant in the spirit of fondest teasing... ;-)

[O. the U(manity)]

I gnu that ...

Also ...

Prolly to the good fortune of most everybuddy else here, I resisted the temptation to discuss the various micturitionalistic behavior foibles of moi ownself ...

[happykat]

Sorry, but the "sitting" figure does NOT look like a chick.
Also, what does a gal do when Aunt Flow comes to visit?

[Marie in Kourou]

This could be a problem for short women like me. I couldn't possibly hover-pee over that thing.

Therefore, I am going to sue Yanko on behalf of all vertically-impaired people.

[Mr. Completely]

Marie - Maybe it can be floor-mounted?

[crossgirl]

happykat, ewwwwwwwwwwww.

[Some_people_juggle_geese™]

I think Happykat is right though, Plus, why didn't s/he pull down the tights to squat.

I have to remember to include a footstool in all the hospital bathrooms.

[Flash]

She didn't pull down her tights because she didn't want them to come in contact with the splatters left all over the rim from the previous hover-peeers. (Had to put in the extra "e" to discern from her peers). It has to be tough peeing with your tights still up, I would think. Anyway, they should make the idiot who came up with this try using it with their pants or pantyhose down around their knees. I suspect the photos would be much funnier.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Welcome to "America's Funniest Covert Videos!"

[angene15]

Ahhhahahaha...

[insomniac]

so if you're found guilty of public urination are you tried by a jury of your peeers?

[daisymae]

Obviously invented by a man.

How many times do I have to tell you that we don't want to use men's bathrooms, we just want sufficient facilities for ourselves.

(ever notice there are rarely lines for the men's rooms?)

[daisymae]

snorks for Annie & Insom

[Sondra]

Yanko found a way to save two bucks by not buying a toilet seat. What next - blowdryers in the stalls?

[JP]

Don't you love the name "Yanko"?

[Crabby Old Hag aka Dread]

This was invented by a woman? (don't recall ever meeting a male type person being named Tamar, nttawwt) Somebody tell me where the line forms to slap the silly b***h, I want two turns, please.
........And to all hover-peeeeers, golly it would be a shame if you slipped on the stinky wet tiles and hurt something.
Coffee maker's broken, can you tell?

[Bill]

"The Hover-Peeers" WBAGNFARB.

[Dread Hag]

Bill, you are right, Hover-Peeeers wbagnfarb but I wouldn't want to see them in concert.