IT'S AMMO-LICIOUS!
(Thanks to Sue Cocking)
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whole new level of comical confection
...and what was the previous high point in comical confection???
Posted by: Betsy | March 23, 2006 at 06:20 AM
This is no way to fight the obesity epidemic. That thing should shoot fruits. Healthier and some are even likely to concuss and cause bloody noses. Waaaaay more fun.
Posted by: KOW | March 23, 2006 at 06:45 AM
Sure, everyone thinks it's funny now, but what if someone gets an eye . . . . oh never mind.
By the way, I had the exact same idea, except my version shot cherry bombs and ball bearings. Maybe marshmallows ARE better. I really need to work on some of my inventions a little more if I ever want to get any venture capital.
Posted by: spinner8 | March 23, 2006 at 07:14 AM
Do they really eat the ones that hit the ground. What about the animal excrement that may be there.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by: Some_people_juggle_geese.™ | March 23, 2006 at 07:30 AM
I envision entire marshallow fighting leagues sprouting up. Ya know, like paintball teams? Maybe they could get the marshmallow fluff people to sponsor one. And then, other countries could get involved and it could become worldwide and corporations could get involved and it would be just like that movie "Rollerball" and...
Never mind...
Posted by: Ramona | March 23, 2006 at 07:47 AM
check out the links for the "Hi-res" images. "Hi-res Boy" is of a cute 10 year old holding the weapon. "Hi-res Girl" is a hot 20 year old babe showing off her flat abs. Ammo-licious indeed.
Posted by: John | March 23, 2006 at 08:13 AM
I'll wait for the marshmallow underwear.
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 23, 2006 at 08:32 AM
My son built one of these out of pvc pipe. His sister was picking marshmallows out of her hair for ages. That was until he discovered that dog kibble shoots even better....
Posted by: artchick | March 23, 2006 at 09:03 AM
I know many a marshmallow blower......
Posted by: Kat | March 23, 2006 at 09:07 AM
I'd let the Hi-res Girl try out her marshmallow blower on me...
Was that too far?
Posted by: gfunksizzle | March 23, 2006 at 09:12 AM
The anti-terrorist version ignites them first. Then you have a flaming marshmallow shooter.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 23, 2006 at 09:15 AM
Marshmallows already go straight to my butt, now if Jack Bauer gets one of these they'll go straight to my thighs!
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 23, 2006 at 09:22 AM
ammunition is really about all marshmallows are good for anyway.
my son was at a party recently where they played redneck paintball. the kids were divided into teams, dressed in white t-shirts, assigned a color, ketchup for red, mustard for yellow, chocolate syrup for brown, whatever, then they battled by dipping the marshmallows in their color and hurling them at the opposing side. it made a terrible mess, was a blast and could only have been made better by the addition of actual marshmallow guns.
Posted by: crossgirl | March 23, 2006 at 09:24 AM
John and Gfunk,
You'd be amazed! I was strolling through the park a few days ago and whipped out my marshmallow shooter that I happened to be carrying, and a gang of bikini models that happened to be there nearly "shot my marshmallow" right off, if you get my drift, which I sure as hell don't, but then there's that.
Moral: Marshmallow Shooter = Hot girls in bikinis.
Posted by: Federal Duck | March 23, 2006 at 09:28 AM
Admit it, Dave. I sent this in first, but you credited her only because her name was Sue "COCKing"......
Right?
Posted by: Poop Dogg | March 23, 2006 at 09:32 AM
Looks like Opie !
Posted by: MOTW | March 23, 2006 at 10:11 AM
Shooter, Blower and Blaster - Sounds like a firm of particularly nasty divorce attorneys... (and one I should have hired Way Back When...)
Posted by: Mr. Completely | March 23, 2006 at 10:12 AM
Makes mowing the lawn a stick-tastical adventure!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 23, 2006 at 10:19 AM
Marshmallow Shooter - sounds like there should be some vodka involved.
Posted by: Don | March 23, 2006 at 10:35 AM
S'MORE(K) at MC...
(Sorry.)
Posted by: JT | March 23, 2006 at 10:37 AM
That would be good for target practice... if my mouth was the target!
Posted by: Chris | March 23, 2006 at 10:59 AM
Sooooo - if you combine this item with the Healthy Penis from the next article, you would have a VERY interesting item. But I am assuming that Chris would no longer like to be the target. NTTIAWWT!
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 23, 2006 at 11:03 AM
****BLOG ALERT****
At this point no posts mentioning Marshmallow Creme will be allowed! Thank You.
Posted by: fivver | March 23, 2006 at 11:25 AM
*snork* @ fivver
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 23, 2006 at 11:27 AM
"intended for ages 12 and up"
I think we will see very few boys and girls ages 13 and up with one of these!
Posted by: Dr. Doug | March 23, 2006 at 11:50 AM
I feel the urge to chime in here. My 2 sons, age 9 and 6 received these for Christmas last year. They were homemade by somebody out of PVC pipe - probably cost $5 apiece - and they were by far the favorite gift they received. There are marshmallow carcuses all over my house. (hint - stale, hard marshmallows work best.) FYI to anyone with boys lurking around the house.
Posted by: OkieDokie | March 23, 2006 at 12:09 PM
Why buy theirs when you can make one yourself?
Posted by: Sarah J | March 23, 2006 at 01:58 PM
So, who will do the dentistry for the squirrels who get cavities from the sugar? (Laying all over the ground.)
Posted by: Hanna | March 23, 2006 at 05:20 PM
Why did we need a Hi-Rez picture of the pre-teen girls?
Posted by: Alfred | March 23, 2006 at 06:30 PM
If only Dick Cheney had know about this sooner.
Posted by: AlanBoss | March 24, 2006 at 02:00 AM
This is nothing new. I had one EXACTLY like this when I was a kid. Only it was not blue and red, it was yellow. And it didn't shoot marshmallows, it shot ping pong balls.
Posted by: The Sardonicynic | March 25, 2006 at 07:17 PM
Instead of buying them, my sons made there own for less than $2 a piece and enjoyed building. They had some awesome fun with these.
Check it out here:
http://www.familycapers.com/Projects/default.html
Posted by: B-Brothers | June 08, 2006 at 10:10 PM