GOT SEWAGE?
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First!
Posted by: Keltic | March 28, 2006 at 02:33 PM
Ha, good stuff
Posted by: jbemd | March 28, 2006 at 02:33 PM
Do you think they are gonna get a tax write off for that sh!t?
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 28, 2006 at 02:34 PM
"All possible action should be taken to avoid such a purchase."
I think we've got a good candidate for Understatement of the Year Award.
Posted by: Renee | March 28, 2006 at 02:35 PM
Heck, they're giving it away in DC.
Posted by: Capt. Pike | March 28, 2006 at 02:37 PM
“If we wind up buying sewage, residents as well as Mr. Cadenhead, are going to tear us up,” Councilman Michael Reckwerdt said. “I don't want to do that.”
No, they're going to tear you a new........
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2006 at 02:38 PM
You wouldn't think it would be so hard to come by.
Posted by: The Sardonicynic | March 28, 2006 at 02:38 PM
Hmmm...same day, different sh!t
Posted by: artist formerly known as "tsktsk" | March 28, 2006 at 02:42 PM
So why did they even build the wastewater treatment center? EH?
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | March 28, 2006 at 02:53 PM
Instead of hooking more people up to the system, they should just increase the output of those already hooked up. I'm thinking that success could have been acchieved by ordering mandatory hourly ex-lax injections for everyone already hooked up to the system. This should save everyone the humiliation of buying sewage, and have the added bonus of expelling any intestinal parisites from the residents who participate.
Posted by: D. Esker | March 28, 2006 at 02:59 PM
No firm conclusion? Less fiber in the diet should take care of that.
Posted by: hipster | March 28, 2006 at 03:21 PM
No firm conclusion? Less fiber in the diet should take care of that.
Posted by: hipster | March 28, 2006 at 03:22 PM
SNORK! SNORK! at hipster. :-)
Posted by: Renee | March 28, 2006 at 03:37 PM
I would think the money would be better spent paying workmen to hook residents up to the system...or does that make too much sense?
Posted by: Bill | March 28, 2006 at 04:22 PM
Maybe they could work out something with the bird poop in downtown Orlando!
*Why is it always Florida?*
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 28, 2006 at 04:43 PM
You're right Lisa BFF - For a state that looks so much like a penis, it sure is full of sh!t.
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 28, 2006 at 04:47 PM
Just contaminate the water supply with e coli for a few days...that'll get 'im up and 'running.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 28, 2006 at 04:54 PM
*snork @ Annie and Coast
But but don't say that too loud Coast, some wacko may try to introduce legislation to have our state motto changed! ;-)
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 28, 2006 at 05:16 PM
Key Quote: “When it first gets on line is the hardest time because there's no flow.”
No flow?
(trying to keep a straight face)
(failing miserably)
Posted by: daisymae | March 28, 2006 at 05:32 PM
Or...they can just hire a bunch of those tee shirt stick guys to stand over the "pond"
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 28, 2006 at 06:02 PM
Van Cadenhead = "Advance Hen Ad"
and "Dance Hand Eva"
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 28, 2006 at 06:37 PM
When I was a kid, I had to walk seven miles in a blizzard in nothing but diapers , just to work in a factory where they made their OWN sewage.I'll never forget the day that hydrant 11 popped a condensing line-we lost alot of excellent product from that mishap....But still, while it was a quite a "strain",and we were all pooped afterwards,our little town could hold their noses high with pride.
Posted by: MoFaux | March 28, 2006 at 07:06 PM
Psst Hey Buddy! Wanna buy some shit? It's good shit man, pure Columbian!
Posted by: Steve | March 28, 2006 at 10:54 PM
Snork @ MoFaux.
My dad worked for a company just like that. Except that it was up hill both ways and he was carrying a block of Ice.
Posted by: S_P_J_G™ | March 29, 2006 at 07:57 AM
How much does good sewage go for these days? Are we missing out on a major sales opportunity here? I know some very reliable producers.
Posted by: Militant Grammarian | March 29, 2006 at 12:00 PM
psst... Does anyone know where I can score some good sh*t?
Posted by: AlanBoss | March 30, 2006 at 01:23 AM
tHE kEYS IS A sCAM...a SCAM i SAY!
Posted by: HATE the Keys | October 29, 2006 at 09:50 PM