FOR THOSE WHO LONG TO BE MORE PRODUCTIVE
(Thanks to Catherine Conner and wolfie)
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March 31, 2006
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shoot the animal hater instead.
Posted by: The Sarcasticynic | March 31, 2006 at 11:23 AM
Just don't ask how many puppies I blew away tryin to figure that thing out.
Posted by: wolfie | March 31, 2006 at 11:27 AM
I made it to level 15 in only sixty-something minutes yesterday. (I can time-travel.)
But I cheated.
Don't cheat, kids. Cheaters may win, but letting the puppy live is actually kinda boring.
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | March 31, 2006 at 11:29 AM
It's such a ripoff! You shoot the puppy, and it just explodes. Where's the drama in that? I want to see it whimper in pain!
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | March 31, 2006 at 11:39 AM
ack! ack!! and aaaaccck!!
Posted by: puppytoes | March 31, 2006 at 11:42 AM
I love how the productivity enhancers always make the rest of the blog come to a grinding halt.
HELLLOOOOOOO!!!
(echo, echo, echo)
Posted by: KDF | March 31, 2006 at 11:43 AM
HOORAY FOR WOLFIE!!
The longest I lasted on the game was .6 second(s). :(
Posted by: Eleanor | March 31, 2006 at 11:48 AM
oops... heh heh. i didn't mean to send that... altho', now that i mention it... ACK!!!
i can't visit anymore if you're gonna keep advocating violence like this. seriously, shame on you... you're lucky i don't come down there and bite you in the ass!
Posted by: puppytoes | March 31, 2006 at 11:48 AM
Woo! Level 15, 11m 36s not spent shooting the puppy, and it only took me 8,476 tries.
(Not the sharpest tool in the lunchbox).
Posted by: Federal Duck | March 31, 2006 at 11:50 AM
not that i would ever bite you in the ass, judi... ^_^
Posted by: puppytoes | March 31, 2006 at 11:51 AM
Eleven minutes?! Why, you lying sack of feathers!
(Really?!)
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | March 31, 2006 at 12:10 PM
did anyone notice that the puppy is on its way to eternal suffering in level 5?
Posted by: homeybeef | March 31, 2006 at 12:16 PM
It took me almost 10 minutes to not shoot the puppy....
Posted by: Higgy | March 31, 2006 at 12:30 PM
I shot the puppy.
But I did not shoot the Dep-u-ty
Posted by: Eric Clapton | March 31, 2006 at 12:32 PM
Don't shoot the puppies...
...the snakes won't eat them unless they are still alive.
Posted by: ASK | March 31, 2006 at 12:33 PM
Tamara sweetie, how did it take an hour to not touch your mouse 15 times? ;)
Higgy is right in the ballpark there with me.
*feigns mock mortal injury at the 'sack of feathers' accusation*
Posted by: Federal Duck | March 31, 2006 at 12:40 PM
Don't forget your souveneir shirt!
Posted by: john | March 31, 2006 at 12:41 PM
I Alt+Tab'd each time I clicked "Start" so I could get some work done, then I'd forget about it for a while...
So I have no idea what that puppy did while it wasn't being killed, but I still WON! ;)
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | March 31, 2006 at 12:44 PM
Is this a covert PETA operation?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 31, 2006 at 12:45 PM
Hey - it's okay - we ate the puppies after we shot
'em.
Posted by: ASK | March 31, 2006 at 12:49 PM
I shot the puppy. I wanted to shoot the puppy.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | March 31, 2006 at 01:24 PM
I must be playing wrong. The puppy peed on my screen, and while I was distracted, it stole my gun and shot me in the ass.
DEFINITELY PETA related.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 31, 2006 at 01:37 PM
I think Dick Cheney shot my puppy.
Posted by: Cheryl | March 31, 2006 at 02:19 PM
Shoot the rats instead
Posted by: alek | March 31, 2006 at 02:36 PM
Arrrrrgghhh. STOOPID game. STOOPID me for sitting there through all 15 rounds. My hand hurts now.
9 min, 51 seconds, though! ;)
Posted by: sthnbelle | March 31, 2006 at 02:49 PM
On level 5 I noticed that the cute little thing was headed towards eternal suffering, so I shot it to put it out of its misery...Blowed up good, real good...
Posted by: AFKA "tsktsk" | March 31, 2006 at 06:13 PM
Hey, my manager would love this. It's got a clearly stated mission objective (Don't Shoot the Puppy), regular milestones (15 levels), and simple metrics to document exactly how much time I've wasted ("Time Spent Not Shooting the Puppy"). I think I'll catalog my results in a spreadsheet, write a macro to produce a chart, and submit it with my weekly status. He'll be THRILLED!
Posted by: Greg | March 31, 2006 at 06:15 PM
Did anybody notice there are only 4 rs before the "thats5rs" in the address?
Posted by: | April 03, 2006 at 03:39 PM
people eternal suffering is just a joke to make you
kill the puppy
Posted by: hannahmontana | November 18, 2006 at 01:57 PM
when screen goes black on it
don't do anything just wait
but
GOD KNOWS WHAT PUPPY DOES
WHEN IT BLACK
I THINK HE HAS BABIES
Posted by: hannahmontana | November 18, 2006 at 01:59 PM
THING WITH HAMMER IS A TRICK AS WELL
HE GOES RIGHT PAST IT
Posted by: hannahmontana | November 18, 2006 at 02:00 PM
granted that the stated purpose of this game is to not kill the puppy, but after sitting through this I only wished that the puppy and the machine gun were real so I could "re-enact" this game...
Posted by: tessie | November 21, 2006 at 12:44 AM