FASCISM CREEPS INTO CANADA
Now they want to take away the fundamental human right to study the mating habits of flying squirrels.
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
(This blog remembers the old days, when two out of every three items were sent in by Mike Zlotnick)
So, what, did Mike Zlotnick change his/her name to Clare Martin?
Posted by: Nobody | March 24, 2006 at 05:14 PM
Sorry, but I'm with the politician on this one. Never thought I'd ever utter/typet those words. The world must be veering off of its axis. The apocalypse is nigh.
Posted by: KOW | March 24, 2006 at 05:52 PM
Sex - head - & nutty all in the headline? I've seen enough!
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 24, 2006 at 06:05 PM
Never mind that - how do they TASTE??
Posted by: The Sarcasticynic | March 24, 2006 at 06:29 PM
Is John Tory the Ontario Tory's real name?
Posted by: | March 24, 2006 at 06:31 PM
Yes John Tory is the head of the Tory party in Ontario. He wanted to be a Liberal, but they wouldn't let him in.
Posted by: ArcticAl | March 24, 2006 at 06:53 PM
Silly scientists, trying to learn things! They should get back to important research, like learning whether or not beer makes you drunk.
Posted by: BoredCrow | March 24, 2006 at 07:49 PM
Couldn't we save a bunch of money and just assume that since there's so many of 'em their mating habits are pretty good?
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 24, 2006 at 09:28 PM
They aren't actually interested in squirrel sex. The study was intended to use squirrel mating as a way to examine the effects of climate change. Climate change is fairly important. For example if the warmer climate lenghtens the squirrels' mating season, the population could explode, filling Canada with millions upon millions of flying squirrels. A Northern-Flying Squirrel invasion of the US would become unavoidable. Oh, also Florida could wind up under water (more than it already is).
To paraphrase Red Green:
I'm not sure about all this global warming junk. What bugs me is how hot its it is these days.
Posted by: D. Esker | March 24, 2006 at 10:53 PM
Why didn't they just ask Rocky?
Posted by: Betsy | March 25, 2006 at 08:40 AM
(or, if Rocky's too shy, I'll betcha Bullwinkle could tell a few stories...)
Posted by: Betsy | March 25, 2006 at 08:41 AM
I didn't realize that squirrels needed custom car seats to have sex. Oh well, live and learn.
Posted by: ArcticAl | March 25, 2006 at 12:35 PM
Right, Nobody, Mike had the surgery and ... voila, Claire Martin!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 25, 2006 at 03:32 PM
Arc...Oh yeah...you should sit behind flying squirrels at the drive-in. It's just shocking the way they zoom around, steaming up the windows.
Posted by: Betsy | March 25, 2006 at 05:43 PM