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WORST!
Posted by: JT | March 09, 2006 at 09:41 AM
britney who?
Posted by: george da tird | March 09, 2006 at 09:42 AM
o.k.
i'll say it...
jr. came out, had a look around and climbed back
into the last place he'd been that didn't
have as many cameras and celebrities around...
Posted by: george da tird | March 09, 2006 at 09:43 AM
maybe britney is just waiting for the right moment
to release her next really big FART!
Posted by: george da tird | March 09, 2006 at 09:45 AM
Yes! I didn't look!!!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 09, 2006 at 09:45 AM
maybe the new "tum" is an implant,
it's very trendy right now...
Posted by: george da tird | March 09, 2006 at 09:49 AM
BULLETIN
BRITNEY STILL BLOGLESS< but at least she can
get pregnant if she wants to...HA!
Posted by: george da tird | March 09, 2006 at 09:50 AM
BLOGLESS or
SIMPLY, SADLY AND FOREVER UN-BLOG-ABLE!
but not un-impregnantable
Posted by: bahoola | March 09, 2006 at 09:52 AM
Whew! I'm glad she's not pregnant. During her last pregnancy the Blog was obsessed with her. All we heard was Bulletin, Bulletin, Bulletin, exploding toilet, Bulletin, Bulletin, Bulletin, Booger, Shoot em' in the thigh, Bulletin, yada yada yada. She needs a new white trash hubby before she breeds again.
Posted by: Jessica R. | March 09, 2006 at 09:56 AM
Jessica - Wrong! She needs a tubal ligation before she breeds again.
Posted by: pogo | March 09, 2006 at 09:58 AM
i think 'britney not pregnant' stories are about as newsworthy as 'britney not talented' stories...
and it was ananova so there's about a 50-50 chance she'll have quintuplets any day now!
Posted by: insomniac | March 09, 2006 at 10:00 AM
Thanks for the bulletin. I'm so relieved! Is it to early for sarcasm?
Posted by: Rose | March 09, 2006 at 10:00 AM
Aah, a cure for my insomnia. Thanks, Dave.
Posted by: artchick | March 09, 2006 at 10:00 AM
Whew - when that condom broke I was like... well nevermind.
Posted by: BlueRaven | March 09, 2006 at 10:00 AM
maybe just work the rescue scene into the sequel
to broke back mountain,
well at leats the harness and the cave stuff,
o.k. but definitely the harness,
and lots of cowboys wearing only big hats,
and some tractors, and....
Posted by: bahoola | March 09, 2006 at 10:02 AM
*snork* @ CR
But, can you guys stop changing your monikers now? It's hurting my wee little head!
PS I spoke to Le Canarde Federale on the phone last night! NEENER NEENER NEENER! :)
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | March 09, 2006 at 10:06 AM
Sorry bout dat - I'm back to "normel" now
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 09, 2006 at 10:08 AM
Well, thank God. Now I can sleep tonight.
Posted by: Zoltar of the Hill People | March 09, 2006 at 10:10 AM
In an effort to end the constant drain on bandwidth and productivity caused by paparazzi-driven starlet stories, we have written the definitive Bulletin on this subject. When you need your Britney Spears/Angelina Jolie/Paris Hilton/whoever fix, just take this out and choose one word from each selection. Trust me, every combination is true sometime. For a Hollywood value of "true" anyway.
Bulletin! Bulletin! Bulletin!
[Britney/Jennifer/Angelina/Paris] has been [photographed/sighted/abducted by aliens] at a [beach/boutique/club/hotel/laundromat] in [Beverly Hills/Manhattan/Paris/Cheboygan], accompanied by [new beau/old beau/hubbie/lover/home-wrecker] [K-Fed/Ben/Brad/George/Dubyah]. And guess what? [Britney/Jennifer/Angelina/Paris] is sporting a new look! Her [waistline/tummy/chest/butt/hairline] is looking a little [bigger/smaller/rounder/flatter/perkier/shaggier] than the last time we saw her! And we ALL know what this means...that's right! She's a shameless publicity whore and has a new [movie/album/tour/fragrance line/tell-all book] coming out!
Posted by: Wurm42 is [amused/agast] at these developments | March 09, 2006 at 10:14 AM
Britney Spears: Not pregnant!
However, reports indicate that she's still not very bright.
Posted by: Chianca at Large | March 09, 2006 at 10:19 AM
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Posted by: Meanie, the Skewed | March 09, 2006 at 10:30 AM
Hey, Blue (Meanie, not Raven): You were in my dream last night. Your arms were sky-blue, and the "whites" of your eyes were sky-blue, and it wasn't very attractive, but I hugged you anyway. :D
I also had a dream about Federal Duck, but I can't really post that one here, so pretend I didn't say anything. *zips lips*
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | March 09, 2006 at 10:37 AM
The Unbulletin.
Rose, sarcasm knows (not nose) no (not noe) schedule.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | March 09, 2006 at 10:41 AM
*tries not to be jealous of Tamara*
Posted by: artchick | March 09, 2006 at 10:49 AM
Ah, phew, that's better. Tamara, your dream report, ironically, jolted me into the real world.
I was dreaming of you too last night. I was reaching out to you through a storm of Rice Krispies and marshmallows and then a lightning bolt hit with a thunderclap that sounded like quacking. That's when I awoke with a craving for milk.......
Posted by: Meanie, the Blue | March 09, 2006 at 10:53 AM
*unzips tamara's lips*
Dearest Tamara,
While my brain still hasn't really awaken, it has informed me that if I don't weasel the contents of this dream out of you, that it will go on strike.
The last time it did this, I ended up standing in my apartment with a blank look on my face for 3 days before my roomie finally kick-started it again. Of course, if this happens at work, I don't think anyone will notice.
Posted by: Federal Duck | March 09, 2006 at 10:57 AM
Hmm. I haven't checked lately, but I don't think I'm lactating anymore...
/tmi
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | March 09, 2006 at 10:57 AM
Hey, a simul! Just like in my 53-second dream! HA! ;)
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | March 09, 2006 at 10:58 AM
Opps, make that too not to. LOL
Posted by: Rose | March 09, 2006 at 11:00 AM
So Tamara may be pregnant with Fed's baby via a somnolent dream insemination, but Brittany is not.
Phew. Glad I got that straight.
Posted by: Somewhere North | March 09, 2006 at 11:00 AM
That's gonna be one well photographed duckling.
Posted by: KDF, The | March 09, 2006 at 11:04 AM
Awakened? awoke? awokened... woke the #%&* up, anyway.
And someone is going to have to stop this 53 second thing. C-bol, we've got to deprogram her.
Posted by: Federal Duck | March 09, 2006 at 11:06 AM
Bravo to Wurm for his excellent bulletin!
And - when the fact that Brit is NOT pregnan is newsworthy, you know that we are at the edge of the abyss!
Now I'm scared.
Posted by: Eleanor, the frightened | March 09, 2006 at 11:13 AM
So, when's Tamara's baby shower?
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 09, 2006 at 11:24 AM
1) Hey, I've already got a baby! (New pics on my blog-thing, y'all!)
2) Isn't it a rule that you can't have a shower for your second baby?
3) Just to protect my squeaky-clean reputation as the Blog Virgin: Both dreams were actually fully-clothed. *pout*
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | March 09, 2006 at 11:39 AM
"Fully clothed"? * not jealous anymore*
Posted by: artchick | March 09, 2006 at 01:00 PM
This just out (like her 'tum') - F-Ked has been sneaking around on her again, this time with Cow-139, who may (gasp!) be pregnant! Stay 'tude!
Posted by: Worn-but-here, The Annie | March 09, 2006 at 01:26 PM
Shouldn't the baby-daddy be employed before he has his 4th kid in, like, 4 years??????
Posted by: skm | March 09, 2006 at 01:31 PM
I say we drop Brit in that mine shaft along with all the papparazzi now that cow 139 is out. Can't say I'd feel sorry for ANY of them for being in that predicament together. Of course we'd need to put a lid on the shaft so we wouldn't have to listen to all the moooooing.
Posted by: Mad Soap the Boxer | March 09, 2006 at 01:35 PM
Mad - first you'd have to widen the shaft...
Posted by: Worn-but-here, The Annie | March 09, 2006 at 01:49 PM
T RWC - so the dreams were fully clothed, but what did Meanie, the Blue look like? Was he still blue?
Posted by: Worn-but-here, The Annie | March 09, 2006 at 01:50 PM
Annie - seems "the shaft" is wide enough! Kinda like throwin a hotdog down a hallway at this point!
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 09, 2006 at 01:52 PM
*reads Coast's last comment, while eating a hotdog*
*all done with lunch, thanks*
Posted by: southerngirl | March 09, 2006 at 02:02 PM
Coast sed "...throwin a hotdog down a hallway..."
More like room for THIS if I get MY guess...
Posted by: Soap the Mad Boxer | March 09, 2006 at 02:04 PM
sorry s-girl, mebbe I shouldda sed tossin a bratwurst down the breezeway?
Posted by: CoastRaven the Libertarian (NOT Librarian) | March 09, 2006 at 02:08 PM
CoastR, er, ShoreCrow - don't go there....the echo alone will kill you.
Posted by: Worn-but-here, The Annie | March 09, 2006 at 02:13 PM
Key sentence from Soap's link:
Sink your teeth into Weinermobile(tm) Wonder!
*snork*
and lol @ Coast - yeah, that's much better!
Posted by: southerngirl | March 09, 2006 at 02:30 PM
Is that what they call it now?? "simulposting"....
Posted by: angene15 | March 09, 2006 at 02:30 PM
angene15 - well, we just did - does that answer your question? ;)
Posted by: southerngirl | March 09, 2006 at 02:31 PM
So ... merely clarifyin' ... she thot she might be pregnant, but she is not ... um ... mebbe they don't know whut causes it? ... merely sayin' ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 09, 2006 at 02:32 PM
Y'know, if y'all don't want me talkin' about my ex-wife, you wouldn't say things like "kinda like throwin a hotdog down a hallway", IYCMD.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | March 09, 2006 at 02:40 PM
Mr C: TMI
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | March 09, 2006 at 02:44 PM
Yes Mr C - I catch yer Drift rift ift-ift-ift. (Best I could do for an echo)
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 09, 2006 at 02:44 PM
*high fives southerngirl*
WTG!
Posted by: El-enough | March 09, 2006 at 03:16 PM
Only Britney would have an unpregnancy announcement.
Posted by: Renee | March 09, 2006 at 04:00 PM
a very merry un-pregnancy to her... TO HER!
Posted by: mUFFLES | March 09, 2006 at 04:36 PM
so what
Posted by: so | March 09, 2006 at 05:47 PM
So K-Fed is "riding the hump." Is that TMI?
Posted by: Stupendous Man | March 09, 2006 at 07:17 PM
How embarassing for most people. -"Me, pregnant? Why, no, I'm just FAT!"
Posted by: Worn-but-here, The Annie | March 09, 2006 at 08:24 PM
Felicia has never had it in her ass hole. At first it was painful but then the pain gave her the most delicious orgasm she's ever had. This dude fucking her really knows what he's doing. His only request is that she licks his hot shaft after they finish. it tends to overheat.
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