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A lobster-pot attack is blamed on the Lobster Liberation Front.
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A lobster-pot attack is blamed on the Lobster Liberation Front.
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Just proves the evils of pot . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 29, 2006 at 11:37 AM
Of course Lobster Liberation Front WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: bbescuela | March 29, 2006 at 11:38 AM
"In addition to the damage to the pots, nearby outhouses at the harbour were spray painted with slogans."
So they vandalized the pots and the port-a-pots.
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 29, 2006 at 11:38 AM
I was against the destruction of property and all that - until I saw the way-cool pirate motif on the second link.
I'm gonna go smash some lobster pots.
Um...any lobster pots near Dallas?
Posted by: ASK | March 29, 2006 at 11:38 AM
dont look at me - i'm kosher
Posted by: queensbee | March 29, 2006 at 11:41 AM
"PLEASE NOTE - SARC is not the Lobster Liberation Front, nor do we know them or have any contact with them" ... Nor do we think they are not tasty in drawn butter. We also do not believe that they look downright scary with those big claw thingies (which we also think are tasty in drawn butter and cocktail sauce). We do however believe that we would like to speak to the first person who actually was so hungry as they had to find a way to cook this sea spider, and break it open for its tasty meat. How hungry do you have to be to say "hmmm the best thing in the area is this bottom feeding scavanger that will kill me if I dont cook it properly". Was it a dare? Was it a drunken mistake? Was it famine? Was the person stranded on an island in the bay? Or possibly it was an ancient Native American hazing ritual where they had run out of things for a young male to do to progress into manhood, so the chief of the tribe said - "Here, Breaks-With-the-Wind - eat this and you will become a man!"
That being said - we (SARC - remember us) are NOT the Lobster Liberation Front.
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 29, 2006 at 11:47 AM
Do I still get credit for smashing the pots if I go ahead and eat the lobsters?
Posted by: ASK | March 29, 2006 at 11:49 AM
Animal rights activists can be SO shellfish.
Posted by: The Sardonicynic | March 29, 2006 at 11:49 AM
From the disclaimer:
"PLEASE NOTE: SARC is not the Lobster Liberation Front, nor do we know them, or have any contact with them..."
Posted by: People's Front of Judea | March 29, 2006 at 11:52 AM
* Lobsters, like humans, have long childhoods, and an awkward adolescence. Teen lobsters are usually quite shy - it does take them a while to come out of their shells.
* It is believed that lobsters can be either left or right handed.
LOBSTERS GOT HANDS!!
Posted by: ASK | March 29, 2006 at 11:53 AM
BRIAN: Are you the Lobster Liberation Front?
REG: F*ck off!
BRIAN: What?
REG: "Lobster Liberation Front"? Huh! We're the Lobster's Front-end Liberation! "Lobster Liberation Front..." Cuh!
FRANCIS: Wankers!
BRIAN: Can I... join your group?
REG: No. Piss off.
Posted by: Tamara Rhymes With Camera | March 29, 2006 at 11:53 AM
Holy pseudo-simulpost, Batman!
Posted by: People's Front of Judea | March 29, 2006 at 11:53 AM
Darn it Peoples front, You beat me to it.
Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!
[they all stab themselves]
Suicide Squad Leader: That showed 'em, huh?
Time to pull out the Life of Brian DVD.
Posted by: Some_people_juggle_geese.™ | March 29, 2006 at 11:58 AM
This means war . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 29, 2006 at 11:58 AM
Wow, they must have been really steamed.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 29, 2006 at 12:03 PM
Why do all the really nutty stories come out of the UK?
Posted by: Cindy | March 29, 2006 at 12:10 PM
Please, before you condemn my way of life please try the lobster bisque. 14 ounces raw lobster tail
1/3 cup butter, softened
7 green onions, chopped
1 onion, chopped
1 carrot, chopped
4 cups fish stock
4 sprigs fresh parsley
1 bay leaf
4 whole black peppercorns
2 1/2 cups water
1/3 cup all-purpose flour
1 3/4 cups tomato puree
1 tablespoon sherry
1/2 cup heavy cream
1 pinch ground nutmeg
2 teaspoons chopped fresh tarragon
Posted by: MrBill | March 29, 2006 at 12:25 PM
The animal rights folks just need to cool it. As I recall, blogging from earlier this year indicated that lobsters were smart enough to get out of the traps if they so desired. Maybe our seafood dinners are just committing suicide. Maybe animal rights folks should concentrate on finding some deep-sea psychologists. Hmm.
Posted by: Bumble | March 29, 2006 at 12:27 PM
How do you work out the Prozac dose for a crustacean?
Posted by: Wurm42 | March 29, 2006 at 12:29 PM
Police tracked the attackers by following a trail of drawn butter.
Posted by: Bill | March 29, 2006 at 01:30 PM
Members of the Lobster Liberation Front are just in it for the tail....
Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 29, 2006 at 02:00 PM
*lemon buttery snork* @ Bill
Posted by: KDF | March 29, 2006 at 03:06 PM