BEDTIME FUN
"Look, kids! We got you some stuffed animals! HEY! YOU KIDS COME BACK!"
(Thanks to Karl Weckstrom)
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March 29, 2006
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The unicorn is the best.
Posted by: KCSteve | March 29, 2006 at 02:29 PM
It doesn't seem any worse than "Ring around the rosies" or "Rock-a-bye baby."
Posted by: Brainy Jello | March 29, 2006 at 02:29 PM
And to think when I was stabbing real bunnies as a child I could have gotten these and saved my mother so much trouble doing my laundry.
Wait, did I say that out loud? Oops.
Posted by: Kilmeny | March 29, 2006 at 02:30 PM
Where's Chuckie when you need him?
Posted by: The Sardonicynic | March 29, 2006 at 02:34 PM
"Now, NEXT time I tell you to pick up your room, you'll LISTEN, won't you."
Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 29, 2006 at 02:43 PM
that is one effin sickie. not funny sick, but morbid sick. feh!
Posted by: queensbee | March 29, 2006 at 02:44 PM
"...and they all died horribly ever after."
Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 29, 2006 at 02:46 PM
I like 'the carrot of Damocles' though...
Posted by: insomniac | March 29, 2006 at 02:51 PM
BWAAAHAAAHAA!!!
I have a promotional item I received a few years back from a haunted house that sits on my desk at work. It is a dismembered hand - complete with bones and tendons sticking out of the wrist. I have it placed just under my monitor so it is sticking out (the hand is holding a picture oif the most beautiful lady on the planet). When new salespeople come by for something it is great to see the look on their face when they first notice it. Some have just walked away, and others have actually screamed!
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 29, 2006 at 02:51 PM
What on EARTH is with the S&M set?
Posted by: KOW | March 29, 2006 at 02:54 PM
I want one.
Posted by: hipstershaun | March 29, 2006 at 02:55 PM
when voodoo picks up knitting needles, ain't nuthin' good gonna come of dat.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 29, 2006 at 03:02 PM
ok - legit *snork* at Insom.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 29, 2006 at 03:03 PM
I would try to explain the pink alternative lifestyle set but I cannot do it justice here at work. The firewall would block it and I would need to take another sensitivity class.
Posted by: Some_people_juggle_geese.™ | March 29, 2006 at 03:08 PM
Plush toys for your conjoined twins.
Posted by: Kevin in Jacksonville | March 29, 2006 at 03:19 PM
Reminds of the time Andrew Dice Clay decided to do Nursery Rhymes..........
Posted by: Manic | March 29, 2006 at 03:19 PM
If it were in English...haha...French...hmmm....but German...oh crap
Posted by: philintexas | March 29, 2006 at 03:22 PM
So where's the college student who was taking German? Bumble? Translations?
Posted by: Kathy P. | March 29, 2006 at 03:49 PM
Looks like Calvin from "Calvin and Hobbes" took up stuffed-animal designing.
Posted by: Renee | March 29, 2006 at 03:52 PM
My first two thoughts:
1. Based on these oeuvres (not ovaries), I am almost certain that my cousin-the-art-professor will know who this woman is if I ask him.
2. I need new relatives.
Posted by: Betsy | March 29, 2006 at 03:52 PM
Or Jason from "Foxtrot".
Posted by: S_P_J_G™ | March 29, 2006 at 03:58 PM
www.patriciawaller.com
Yikes, she does this on purpose, and is well known for her art. hmmmm.... I would like the Accident:Cat to send to my dear dtr, as in hint hint, take back your cat (who looks a lot like old Avon-hater Lewis)
Posted by: tragdahl | March 29, 2006 at 04:00 PM
oh sure... *these* you love. but "astronaut jesus" isn't blog worthy? i want my money back.
Posted by: puppytoes | March 29, 2006 at 04:05 PM
Hmmm...nothing like a collection of stuffed toys to provide good, wholesome fun for the kiddies...
And the Space Couple, being more or less anatomically correct (at least in the extra-terrestrial sense) provides additional educational opportunities for the littlest tots...
Posted by: artist formerly known as "tsktsk" | March 29, 2006 at 04:12 PM
OFFW!!!
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 29, 2006 at 04:19 PM
O. the U.: OFFW???
What does the Ontario Family Fishing Weekend have to do with the stuffed toys?
Posted by: artist formerly known as "tsktsk" | March 29, 2006 at 04:54 PM
O(h) F(or) F(ucking) W(eird) ... sorry about that ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 29, 2006 at 05:01 PM
Kathy and anybody else who's wondering:
The German is fairly innocuous. It describes what materials each "work of art" is made of:
Wolle = wool
Fullwatte = cotton-wool stuffing
Kunststoff = plastic
Draht = wire
Hakelarbeit = crochet-work
...and the dimensions:
Lange = length
Hohe = height
Sorry, but I don't know how to use umlauts (the double dots over certain vowels) on a blog.
And here's another good word: widerwartig (repulsive).
I'm so glad my liberal-arts education wasn't for naught.
Posted by: Ford79 | March 29, 2006 at 05:28 PM
You can always spot a Lib-Arts grad up here; they can usually be found wearing a tee-shirt that says:
I have a Liberal Arts degree
Do you want fries with that?
*ducks for cover*
Posted by: artist formerly known as "tsktsk" | March 29, 2006 at 05:34 PM
Go here. If you're going to go Soft Horror, get the beast -- er, BEST!
Posted by: CandyT | March 29, 2006 at 08:00 PM
Here, that is:
http://www.toyvault.com/cthulhu/plush_cthulhu.html
Posted by: CandyT | March 29, 2006 at 08:01 PM
That was just sick.
Posted by: daisymae | March 30, 2006 at 12:29 AM
Ford,
How do you pronounce Kunststoff?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 30, 2006 at 08:10 AM
Layzeeboy:
With difficulty.
Posted by: Ford79 | March 30, 2006 at 09:15 AM
CR - how'd you get my photo? Have you been in Butchers Hill again?
I just love the unicorn stabbing the bear. I want one. And what's wrong with the moneky paddling the banana?
Posted by: Kat | March 30, 2006 at 02:50 PM