ATTENTION, WOMEN, GIRLS AND OTHERS OF THE FEMALE PERSUASION
Do not try this at home.
(Thanks to ShadowKatmandu)
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um... ow? Wouldn't that make you walk a little funny?
Posted by: AvastYeSwobbie | March 31, 2006 at 03:35 PM
"Hewitt said the incident won’t likely change jail policy."
Oh, great. Now EVERYBODY will be doing this.
Posted by: The Sarcasticynic | March 31, 2006 at 03:36 PM
Only a .25? Come on, ladies, you can do better than that!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 31, 2006 at 03:36 PM
*considers 'L' shape of gun*
*considers not so 'L' shape of that area*
*twitches*
Yeowch
Posted by: wolfie | March 31, 2006 at 03:37 PM
Good thing it didn't go off BEFORE she took it out... would give a whole new meaning to "vaginal discharge".
And of course, I apologize to the female bloglits.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | March 31, 2006 at 03:37 PM
Gives new meaning to "feminine protection."
Posted by: KDF | March 31, 2006 at 03:38 PM
Her boyfriend told her it was a .25, but really it was only .19!
Posted by: john | March 31, 2006 at 03:38 PM
This female bloglit is snorking, Mr. C.
Posted by: KDF | March 31, 2006 at 03:39 PM
KDF - Maybe her daily exercise routine while in prison would include some Kegel exercises...
Posted by: Mr. Completely | March 31, 2006 at 03:40 PM
Posted by: Bob | March 31, 2006 at 03:41 PM
Mr. C- any idiot knows you shouldn't do Kegels in that situation- you could unlock the safety on the gun!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 31, 2006 at 03:42 PM
er,....so I've heard.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 31, 2006 at 03:42 PM
Yes, tough lesson learned. "A kegel a day keeps the accidentally discharged bullets away."
Posted by: KDF | March 31, 2006 at 03:43 PM
Bob - Ssshh!! The natives are restless, and can hide guns in the most unexpected places...
Posted by: Mr. Completely | March 31, 2006 at 03:47 PM
...and you thought Annie Oakley was good! Pull! Pull harder!!!!
(sorry in advance)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 31, 2006 at 03:49 PM
Hmmm, was she a virgin ya think?
Posted by: Dr. Doug | March 31, 2006 at 03:54 PM
Ahhh, Stories from my hometown...gotta love that.
Posted by: insolentwench | March 31, 2006 at 03:55 PM
would Bond girls carry a Walther PMS?
Posted by: insomniac | March 31, 2006 at 04:09 PM
Is that a gun in your errrrr, ummmm....or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: artist formerly known as "tsktsk" | March 31, 2006 at 04:22 PM
Actually, I read a story recently about another woman who did this with a .22. And it went off when she sat down. Before...um, being "removed." Now, that's a REAL ouchie!
Shoulda sent it in.
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 31, 2006 at 04:23 PM
That's one way to get banged, I guess.
Posted by: Ford79 | March 31, 2006 at 04:33 PM
*Rimshot for Ford79*: Ba-da BISH!
Posted by: Mr. Completely | March 31, 2006 at 04:37 PM
*snork* @ Mr. C and *double snork* @ Ford79
That was my thought Mr. C...accidental discharge (which BTWWBAGNFARB).
Oops!
Posted by: daisymae | March 31, 2006 at 05:00 PM
" Not tonight dear, I have a Derringer."
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 31, 2006 at 05:08 PM
a veritable snorkfest, topped off by martinishark. :) muchas gracias.
Posted by: judi | March 31, 2006 at 06:27 PM
Maybe she should have kept the bullets in a separate orifice. Of course, she risks killing her cellmate whenever she farts...
Posted by: Mike "Dr. Mad's" Weasel | March 31, 2006 at 06:42 PM
"Consealed weapon, my a$$!"
"Well...close."
Posted by: Brainy Jello | March 31, 2006 at 06:57 PM
I can't believe no one pointed out that Vaginal Cavity and the Crotch Area WBAGNFA Prison RB.
Maybe Courtney Love could sing lead.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 31, 2006 at 07:11 PM
I've never met a woman from Ohio who didnt surprise me in some ODD way.
Posted by: MoFaux | March 31, 2006 at 07:21 PM
Why did the guy have to say "vaginal cavity" instead of just "vagina"? It makes it sound like she needs to brush and floss more regularly.
Posted by: Regina Lynn | March 31, 2006 at 07:58 PM
I remember reading about this and my first thought was, wouldn't this gunk up the gun?
Ewwwwwwwwww.
vch
Posted by: Valerie | March 31, 2006 at 08:31 PM
Everyone heard three shots ring out, but of course the last two were just the echo.
If the ricocheting round had flown far enough to strike a man walking alone in the woods, and that man had cried out, "Oh my goodness (or words to that effect)! I've been tw*t shot!" would the Blog Posse of Doom still track him down and verbally bludgeon him within an inch of his miserable life?
Posted by: Stupendous Man | March 31, 2006 at 10:29 PM
"You can’t do body-cavity searches without a search warrant."
Sounds like my dating years.
Posted by: The Sarcasticynic | March 31, 2006 at 10:51 PM
She's lucky she din't borrow a Model 29 Smith & Wesson from Harry Callahan ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 31, 2006 at 11:21 PM
... or ...
It's not the size of the equipment ... it's whut one does with it ... merely sayin' ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 31, 2006 at 11:22 PM
Smith AND Wesson? At the SAME time? Now, THAT'S kinky!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 31, 2006 at 11:23 PM
I wonder if her significant other ever got shot off?
Posted by: Stupendous Man | March 31, 2006 at 11:44 PM
*slips into the Stupendous Home Chemistry Laboratory and Handy Pregnancy Test Kit storage shed to begin work on a product for which he sees an impending need: the Cast Iron Condom (Motto: Put a Real Helmet on That Soldier!), available in two colors, Rust and Verdigris, and soon to be found in a truckstop mensroom near you!*
*ka-pwwwiiinnnggg!!!*
Posted by: Stupendous Man | March 31, 2006 at 11:52 PM
Rumor has it she was telling all the guys in the 'hood her coochie was "...Number One with a Bullet!"
Posted by: Stupendous Man | March 31, 2006 at 11:53 PM
Annie -
If you think that's kinky ... whut if she'd have hidden a Browning where the color would match the surroundings ... ?
or ...
She could've put a Colt in her secret hiding place ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | April 01, 2006 at 12:00 AM
Stupe-dude - save yourself some time and just get the Kevlar Kondom - the ultimate in personal protection. All the cops use it. Although it only comes (har!) in blue.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 01, 2006 at 12:18 AM
OMG!! First I spewed diet Dr P on the monitor, then I had to read this to my husband who replied, "Sounds like a really killer piece of ass," and I had to go get my emergency inhaler.
Posted by: Annie in Texas | April 01, 2006 at 12:45 AM
Pity Paris Hilton wasn't around. They could've smuggled in a .45.
Posted by: golfwidow | April 01, 2006 at 12:56 AM
That's hot!
Posted by: Paris | April 01, 2006 at 08:33 AM
Happiness is a warm gun....
Posted by: pilight | April 01, 2006 at 10:27 AM
"coochie" is one of the nicest terms I have heard yet for that body-cavity. "There's a gun in my coochie," said the female prisoner to the arresting officer. Qute!
Posted by: magnolia | April 01, 2006 at 02:30 PM
Eeeeeeeaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhh. You know how men instinctively protect their area any time they hear/see/read about someone getting hit in the crotch? That's what I did as soon as I read this. Pretty much the same reaction every girl in my human development class had after watching "The Miracle of Life" video. ::shudder::
Posted by: Erin | April 01, 2006 at 05:30 PM
Shoot- another blown opportunity for a woman to get a Darwin award. Yet another example of discrimination against women.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 01, 2006 at 05:41 PM
Why am I not surprised by the Vicodin? I imagine she'd need it.
Posted by: Estelle Chauvelin | April 01, 2006 at 07:45 PM
"You can have my gun when you exctract it from my cold, dead..."
Oh never mind.
Posted by: darkicered | April 03, 2006 at 10:56 AM
Could this be worked into a plot line for "24"??? Nah, too believable!
Posted by: Red Rat | April 03, 2006 at 01:59 PM
Annie W-b-h - Kevlar doesn't offer enough support, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | April 03, 2006 at 08:46 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to The Sex Pistols...
Posted by: april | April 03, 2006 at 10:19 PM
London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US...
Posted by: Efrain Mangum | January 04, 2007 at 12:29 AM
The first stage of a £150m investment in regional museums is praised for boosting visitor numbers...
Posted by: Cody Hirsch | January 18, 2007 at 04:08 PM
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
Posted by: Rogelio Rhoden | February 01, 2007 at 10:14 AM
Veteran actor William Franklyn, known for voicing the 1960s Schweppes TV adverts, dies aged 81...
Posted by: Syed Staten | February 02, 2007 at 12:33 AM
Great idea, but will this work over the long run?
Posted by: D'Almert | July 13, 2009 at 01:37 PM
Hahaha... funny!
Posted by: Barn Plans | September 23, 2010 at 03:27 AM
Da frage ich mich beim Durchlesen schon, ob man doof ist. Danke fur deine Erklarungen
Posted by: Online Spielen | February 22, 2011 at 03:13 PM