ATTENTION, FELONS
Get your felonious butts over to Norway.
(Thanks to Alex)
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March 27, 2006
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*Scans enemy list for anyone living in Norway*
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | March 27, 2006 at 04:19 PM
How large a bribe?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 27, 2006 at 04:19 PM
I think I'll take a rain check, given the other occupants of the "resort."
Posted by: Hanna | March 27, 2006 at 04:20 PM
...time to reflect, think...enjoy the horse riding?!
Who do I have to kill to get in there?
Posted by: ASK | March 27, 2006 at 04:21 PM
"Felonious Butts"....didn't he invent the locomotive or something?
Would be a great name for a Rapper.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 27, 2006 at 04:25 PM
I've always said that people are all born good. It's the lack of cross-country skiing, tennis and horse-riding that turns them into serial killers.
Posted by: Chianca at Large | March 27, 2006 at 04:28 PM
Chianca ~ Amen to that.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 27, 2006 at 04:34 PM
OK - who stole the hyperlink from the "y"? I want it put back this instant or it is off to Bostoy with you!!
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 27, 2006 at 04:35 PM
Norway ?
Why not Norway ?
Posted by: | March 27, 2006 at 04:36 PM
You know, guys, Norwa. It's just west of Swede and Finlan.
Posted by: KDF | March 27, 2006 at 04:42 PM
WOW Coast! You're PSYCHIC!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | March 27, 2006 at 04:42 PM
This character has been spotted in the environs . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 27, 2006 at 04:47 PM
Although I dont know that robbing the Y is enough to get you into Bostoy - you may have to pee in the pool too.
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 27, 2006 at 04:48 PM
I wonder if Martha Stewart is Norwegian.
Posted by: The Sarcasticynic | March 27, 2006 at 05:07 PM
FINALLY! Something for those who aren't in a position to commit Kenneth Lay-size white collar crime.
Posted by: KOW | March 27, 2006 at 05:13 PM
ahhh...so now the Norwegians are differentiating between "the NICE criminals" and err, ummm, well, the other kind...
Posted by: artist formerly known as "tsktsk" | March 27, 2006 at 05:37 PM
See? If Hitler's mother had only hugged him more often...
Of course, she probably also should have stopped nursing him once he turned 21. His dad too, for that matter.
Posted by: Christobol | March 27, 2006 at 05:38 PM
Damned Norwegians!First they took over Minnesota, and now they're stealing all the GOOD felons, too!
Posted by: MoFaux | March 27, 2006 at 05:57 PM
This sucks because to get in there you would probably have to commit your crime in Norway and I don't even know any Norwegians... All the people I want to maim and kill are over here....
it's not fair....
Posted by: clark kent | March 27, 2006 at 06:05 PM
I started a song parody and got tired.....
I once was in jail
Or should I say it was a spa
I was shown to my room
Isn’t it good Norwegian isle?
Ok, next?
Posted by: slyeyes | March 27, 2006 at 10:51 PM
They told me to stay and they told me to camp anywhere,
So I looked around and I noticed the electric chair.
Next?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 27, 2006 at 11:02 PM
I'm a reformed serial killer,
But my jail cell left me bored,
The warden transferred me to Bastoy,
Where I've a view of a fjord.
Next!
Posted by: KDF | March 27, 2006 at 11:41 PM
And the answer is: "Oyvind."
Question: What did my sweet Jewish grandmother break most in the kitchen?
Posted by: herb | March 27, 2006 at 11:43 PM
My friends came to take me one morning
I started to laugh
Go with them I didn't and rode off to soak in the bath
I have my own room, cable tv, big library
I have time to think, ride on a roan
This jailbird's at home
(next)
Posted by: ASK | March 27, 2006 at 11:45 PM
I wanted to try flying the birds to Orlando, but there wasn't a rhyme.
Posted by: ASK | March 27, 2006 at 11:47 PM
They told me we worked in the morning and started to laugh.
I told them I couldn't cause I'm a deranged psychopath.
Finale....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 27, 2006 at 11:48 PM
Looks like you got the finale word
Posted by: ASK | March 28, 2006 at 12:00 AM
Made a mistake when I robbed a small bank
Got sentenced to spend a long time in the tank
But do not distress
For I must confess
Want to stay here forever in this swanky clank
Oh, and LAST!!!!
Posted by: herb | March 28, 2006 at 12:43 AM
Good job, guys!!
Posted by: slyeyes | March 28, 2006 at 06:41 AM
Hehe, I'm Norwegian. Actually I can see Bostoy (Bastøya) from my office window. And in the summer we take the boat out and lay on the beach there. Yes, WITH the inmates. YES, the serial killers too.
Man, when I see stuff about my own country in foreign media I always get the feeling that we norwegians must be the most soft hearted and naive people on earth! Maximum penalty is 21 years, and you get out after 1/3 of the penalty if you behave. Oh, by the way - the fines for driving to fast are higher than for dealing drugs and in some cases even rape.
Go Norway (hrm...)
Posted by: Funkaholic | March 29, 2006 at 03:59 AM