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Or The Cranky Koalas
Posted by: ASK | March 31, 2006 at 01:12 PM
Or The Cranky Koalas
Posted by: ASK | March 31, 2006 at 01:12 PM
Darn robot.
Posted by: ASK | March 31, 2006 at 01:13 PM
So here's the deal - you make a diversion by stealing the snake and force it to bite the wombat, then go and agitate the koala - meanwhile, I'll make off with the croc...
I love it when a plan comes together.
Posted by: ASK | March 31, 2006 at 01:16 PM
Maybe I'll switch names and snork at myself.
Posted by: Wonko the Sane | March 31, 2006 at 01:18 PM
A cranky koala achieved what an angry croc couldn't - it beat off thieves.
Crikey!
Posted by: Lairbo | March 31, 2006 at 01:18 PM
Err.... *snork* at ASK, I guess. Although your paragraph on the diversion tactics also works to unlock the secret level in Halo 2.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | March 31, 2006 at 01:28 PM
What a coincidence. I am an angry crank with many personal achievements. IYCMD
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 31, 2006 at 01:32 PM
That did sound like I was begging for a snork - I just meant to be asking where everyone was. Off not shooting puppies, I presume.
Not that I am above begging.
But thanks for the sympathy snork anyway LabSpecimen.
Oh, and 1st thru 5th!
Posted by: ASK | March 31, 2006 at 01:36 PM
Yessssss...finally, a submission accepted *snif*...it's ALMOST as good as a Pulitzer...
Posted by: artist formerly known as "tsktsk" | March 31, 2006 at 01:51 PM
I can just imagine how this coversation is being played out down at your local crack house:
Thief: Well, mate. I stole a croc. That should be good for a trick or two.
Crack W*ore: Yeah, but the koala scratched the sh*t out of you. Do you have any idea what I could do to you? Wimp!
Thief: What about a used roach? Is it good for a used roach?
Crack W*ore: *Yawn*
Posted by: Somewhere North | March 31, 2006 at 01:53 PM
A cranky koala achieved what an angry croc couldn't - it beat off thieves.
And not in a fun way!
Posted by: Bill | March 31, 2006 at 01:57 PM
We are talking about 40 kilograms and 1.2 metres of absolute fury.
And a possible CBS-TV movie?
"I don't know what makes someone go, 'Oh we tried to steal a koala and that didn't work so lets go and steal a croc.' "
I'm guessing a lot to drink and a shortage of brains.
Koala Sh!t - not AGNFARB, even in Oz.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 31, 2006 at 02:04 PM
And here I thought Girl Freshies was a feminine deoderant product.
Posted by: Lush | March 31, 2006 at 02:04 PM
New on Animal Planet.
Jeff Corwin and Steve Irwin battle
Girl Freshies and the angry Koala WBAGNFARB.
Imho
Posted by: Some_people_juggle_geese.™ | March 31, 2006 at 02:13 PM
I forgot something.
The sad thing is...
I cannot remember what it was.
Posted by: Some_people_juggle_geese.™ | March 31, 2006 at 02:14 PM
"[But] apparently [the koala] scratched the shit out of them.''
Couldn't the cops just follow the sh!t trail?
Posted by: skm | March 31, 2006 at 02:15 PM
"I don't know what makes someone go, 'Oh we tried to steal a koala and that didn't work so lets go and steal a croc.' "
That comment says it all. Clearly, these people didn't need any more drugs as they had to have been in an altered state in the first place.
Posted by: KOW | March 31, 2006 at 02:30 PM
... as previously stated by Jeff
*slinks off quietly and hopefully unobtrusively*
Posted by: KOW | March 31, 2006 at 02:32 PM
I love this paragraph:
"The people who did it must have been quite stupid. It's the last thing I wound have thought a member of the general public would try to steal for drugs."
Now what would lead him to believe the people who did this were stupid? Oh wait - that would be covered by the rest of the article, wouldn't it?
Posted by: KCSteve | March 31, 2006 at 02:33 PM
*high fives artist...tsk,tsk*
Congrats!
Random observation
Isn't it interesting how people who blog under a made up name come flying out of the closet when they get posted?
just sayin' :-)
Posted by: Eleanor | March 31, 2006 at 03:08 PM
"I'm worried and angered. I spent the last three years looking after it. I hope at least [the person who has it is] looking after it OK."
"Hello pet store? I stole a crocodile I plan on selling for drugs. Can you provide me with care and feeding instructions please?"
Posted by: The Sarcasticynic | March 31, 2006 at 03:12 PM
So where's the picture of the fighting Koala? They showed a picture of the former croc resident...
Posted by: Kathy P. | March 31, 2006 at 03:14 PM
Kathy P - I found a picture for you of the fighting koala - reach out and touch someone.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 31, 2006 at 03:20 PM
*slinking back into the closet, suitably chastened*
Being relatively new, am still learning the blog etiquette...next submission, I'll either forward it using some variation of tsktsk, or undertake a suitably bizarre legal name change... :-)
Posted by: artist formerly known as "tsktsk" | March 31, 2006 at 04:08 PM
So what's that zookeeper doing while the croc's "mate" is gone.... is he fulfilling some need left unmet in the stolen croc's absence?
Posted by: anon | March 31, 2006 at 04:14 PM
artist...tsk, etc. If your remark about being chastened (or is it that you're "chaste"?, but I digress), I wasn't trying to do that.
It's interesting to know people's names and getting posted is certainly something to brag about. I did when I was posted.
So good for you! :)
Posted by: Eleanor | March 31, 2006 at 06:43 PM
... um ... they don't know who did the theft, but they know that the person(s) had the sh1t scratched out of them, and that the victim was traded for [specifically] marijuana and speed (but not for other drugs) ...
Whut part of CSI am I missing here?
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 31, 2006 at 10:53 PM