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What's this 'ear?
Posted by: Dr Acula | March 28, 2006 at 09:04 AM
♫ No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston, in a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! ♪
Posted by: Bumble | March 28, 2006 at 09:11 AM
Where's Mike Tyson when we need him?
signed, Vincent Van Gogh.
Posted by: The Sarcasticynic | March 28, 2006 at 09:19 AM
He gets the Mike Tyson Restroom Ettiquette Seal of Approval award.
Posted by: Sean | March 28, 2006 at 09:20 AM
Seems to me "Toilet Brawl" WBA(almost as good)NFARB, too. Two in the same headline.
Ear Agony is no joke - today's kids are losing their hearing like never before. What kind of music are they going to be listening to in 30 years, when they're deaf as posts? Eh? "Classic hip-hop" at 120 dB? With any luck, I'll be dead by then.
Posted by: Wally Ballou | March 28, 2006 at 09:26 AM
Key quote: "The missing piece of his ear has not been found."
This raises all types of disturbing images...most importantly CANNIBALISM.
Posted by: daisymae | March 28, 2006 at 09:34 AM
Just when we thought it was safe to return .....
Posted by: kibby F5™ | March 28, 2006 at 09:35 AM
*performing morning constitutional*
Hmmm, I wonder where the missing peice of ear could be?
*flush*
Posted by: Bucket | March 28, 2006 at 09:41 AM
Cannibalism is rife in Manchester. The local delicacy is tripe and if you usually eat that, a bit of lovely earhole would be a positive treat.
Posted by: Dr Acula | March 28, 2006 at 09:42 AM
That story is just too gross for this EARly in the morning!
Posted by: CoastRaven | March 28, 2006 at 09:43 AM
*snork* @ CoastRaven
Posted by: MOTW | March 28, 2006 at 09:49 AM
*walks in with Ear-on-a-Stick*
Did y'all know it was Something on a Stick Day?
......... I heard it from a reliable source.
Posted by: kibby F5™ | March 28, 2006 at 10:11 AM
Kibby F5™ - Barbecue sauce?
Posted by: KDF | March 28, 2006 at 10:16 AM
To do such a thing during a fight is a lobe low.
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 28, 2006 at 10:19 AM
BBQ sauce? Hum ... it might be an interesting dipping sauce.
Posted by: kibby F5™ | March 28, 2006 at 10:21 AM
good puns. quite an earful.
Posted by: queensbee | March 28, 2006 at 10:33 AM
And don't miss the article there on the CockleMaster!
Posted by: john | March 28, 2006 at 10:41 AM
was the victim named Jenkins?
"a Manchester toilet brawl"="minor last ear chew battle"
Posted by: insomniac | March 28, 2006 at 11:27 AM
There is no cannibalism in Manchester, absolutely none, and when I say there is none, I mean there is a certain amount. We have the problem relatively under control, and it is well known that Leeds now suffers the greatest casualties in the area.
Posted by: D. Esker | March 28, 2006 at 11:53 AM
Bumble, my favorite Gaston line is "♫He's especially good at expectorating.♪"
Posted by: ScottMGS | March 28, 2006 at 12:36 PM
Friends, Roamers, and Barflies of Fallowfield:
Lend me your shears . . . or beers . . . whilst I cut off your ears . . . oh damn -- they don't work . . . oh well . . . CHOMPS AND SMILES . . . "hmm. . . tastes like chicken." *Flush*
Posted by: herb | March 28, 2006 at 12:55 PM
Spit that out aural call the Bobbies!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2006 at 01:53 PM
I would like to second Wally Ballou: my first thought was that "Ear Agony" should be the first CD issued by the exciting new RB Toilet Brawl.
Posted by: Betsy | March 28, 2006 at 02:02 PM
I wanted to read the article, but the Manchester Airport add kept freaking me out!
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | March 28, 2006 at 03:22 PM
Scott~ Ptooey! Ten points for Gaston!
Posted by: Bumble | March 28, 2006 at 03:32 PM