24
Here is where I believe the situation stands: Following last week's gas attack on CTU HQ, the Hobbit is dead. So is Tony, who is not to be confused with Tony Soprano, who is in a coma after getting shot by Uncle Junior. In addition, many nameless CTU staff extras are dead. Edgar also remains, tragically, dead. Audrey is still alive, prompting us to wonder where Uncle Junior is when we need him. Jack Bauer is also still alive and now holds the world indoor breath-holding record. The terrorists still have something like 18 Killer Kanisters, and evidently they will stop at nothing in their cruel and inhuman quest to make this particular plot thread last for the rest of this season. The president of the United States contunues to be a big girl's blouse and a complete handbag. Speaking of which, this item is still only $10.
Having missed the last two weeks, I'm depending on you keen observers out there to explain what is happening tonight. Since I have no idea what's going on, rather than put my clueless updates here in the main section, I'll put my comments down in the comments section, where they will mingle freely with yours. So I hope everybody is wearing protection.
WooHoo!
That is all. For now.
Posted by: wolfie | March 20, 2006 at 08:31 PM
for some mysterious reason...i'm missing the cobain kid....
Posted by: JBismyhomeboy | March 20, 2006 at 08:34 PM
Third!
Posted by: WoosterGirl | March 20, 2006 at 08:36 PM
His Daveness will post among us! *tingle*
You know, if I stil had any desire to set off italics, this would be the perfect time.
Posted by: Adonis | March 20, 2006 at 08:37 PM
Adonis...Feeling a little tired after the last, uh, two days of posting? I hear ya. I had to take a nap, and totally missed the fireworks when the Snorkometer rolled over. But I'm at least partially recovered, and looking forward to a grand reunion with the whole team, and The Coach.
Let's DO it!!!
Posted by: Betsy | March 20, 2006 at 08:42 PM
*dons protective hoodie o'steel™*
Okay, I'm ready.
Posted by: wolfie | March 20, 2006 at 08:44 PM
Shouldn't the phrase Killer Kanisters have a TM next to it? I'm thinking there's some money to be had in that somewhere. I'm just saying. *waits with bated breath for 15 minutes*
Posted by: KOW | March 20, 2006 at 08:45 PM
Dang ... desktop in the other room from either TV, first time ever with channel available on correct time ... workin' on a PC ... oh well ... here we go ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 20, 2006 at 08:46 PM
Killer Kanisters could also describe the First Lady's assets.
Posted by: WoosterGirl | March 20, 2006 at 08:47 PM
Sorry you missed the party Betsy. I think three guys simul-ed just to show we have staying power, and Tennesee and El flirted. Very cool and fireworky.
Posted by: Adonis | March 20, 2006 at 08:47 PM
Damn. I hate being on Pacific time.... I don't want to have to wait!
Posted by: Singing Wolf | March 20, 2006 at 08:47 PM
anyone figure out why everyone didn't hold their breath and get the heck out of CTU????
Posted by: oatbagg | March 20, 2006 at 08:48 PM
oatbagg ... that would've required logic, common sense and a plot line, none of which, obviously, are present amongst the writers ... only here on the blog ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 20, 2006 at 08:52 PM
oatbag, they weren't wearing protective hoodies.
Posted by: slyeyes | March 20, 2006 at 08:52 PM
Another wolf on the blog? Cool!
Posted by: wolfie | March 20, 2006 at 08:53 PM
*Snork* @ wolfie
Posted by: grammar police | March 20, 2006 at 08:53 PM
They were all too busy laughing over the shock mouses.
Posted by: Bob | March 20, 2006 at 08:53 PM
Can't wait for the show!
Here is another synopsis for the events up to the end of last weeks episode.
Posted by: ZP | March 20, 2006 at 08:53 PM
Jeezely, the simuls and triples have started already, and it's still seven minutes to post time ... wowser ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 20, 2006 at 08:54 PM
Somebody is getting lazy.....
Posted by: Antonio | March 20, 2006 at 08:54 PM
Ooooo a simul with the police. I do hope handcuffs were involved.
Posted by: wolfie | March 20, 2006 at 08:55 PM
yeah wolfie ... and mebbe a "nightstick" ... ?
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 20, 2006 at 08:55 PM
snork @ wooster girl
Posted by: daisymae | March 20, 2006 at 08:56 PM
Hey, wolfie!
Posted by: daisymae | March 20, 2006 at 08:56 PM
let'd do this! LEEERRROOOOOOOOYYY JE....wait, no. sorry
Posted by: homeybeef | March 20, 2006 at 08:57 PM
snork at wolfie and UO
I can't wait! Mr Blog himself!
Posted by: Adonis | March 20, 2006 at 08:57 PM
Hiya daisy *waves*
Did you know you were 24 on the 24 thread? That deserves some sort of award. If I hadn't been drinkin the last couple hours I'd find one. Remind me later I owe ya something shiny. Okay?
Posted by: wolfie | March 20, 2006 at 08:58 PM
woot! From Prison Break to 24--can my heart take it?! welcome home to his Daveness!
Posted by: Glow | March 20, 2006 at 08:58 PM
So is Dave going to be wearing a disguise while he mingles among us or will he wearing a blue shirt?
Posted by: ArcticAl | March 20, 2006 at 08:58 PM
I'm wondering if anyone else like maybe the Fire Department might be able to help CTU..or is Curtis the only one who can help?
Posted by: Stevo | March 20, 2006 at 08:58 PM
He will be wearing a blue hoodie and the Sunglasses Of Disguise.
Posted by: wolfie | March 20, 2006 at 08:58 PM
Oh....he's never faced anyone like HER!
Posted by: daisymae | March 20, 2006 at 08:59 PM
like Audrey?
Posted by: brad | March 20, 2006 at 09:00 PM
BLEEP! BLOOP! BLEEP! BLOOP!
JACK BAUER POWER HOUR RETURNS! WITH DAVE!
(WITH A SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE BY JACKSACK™!
(HEY, was that Desmond from "Lost" in the preview?!? Saying that she was too valuable to give up?!?)
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 20, 2006 at 09:00 PM
Herre weeee goooooo!
Posted by: daisymae | March 20, 2006 at 09:00 PM
Fasten your seatbelts boys n girls
Posted by: wolfie | March 20, 2006 at 09:00 PM
Which has more graphic violence--the dead electrocuted rat on Prison Break or dead gassed CTU people on 24? Huh?
Posted by: Glow | March 20, 2006 at 09:00 PM
Colette? Who the heck is Colette?
Posted by: Dave | March 20, 2006 at 09:00 PM
Ack! ADONIS!!!! I MEAN RRT!!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 20, 2006 at 09:01 PM
No, Brad, the new terrorist babe with the see-through lingerie!
Posted by: daisymae | March 20, 2006 at 09:01 PM
Grrrrrr
Posted by: wolfie | March 20, 2006 at 09:01 PM
Uh oh, there's Madame LeHaig
Posted by: daisymae | March 20, 2006 at 09:01 PM
Dang, are we talking in foreign accents already?
Posted by: Glow | March 20, 2006 at 09:01 PM
Dave, Colette is a thong-wearing terrorist
Posted by: slyeyes | March 20, 2006 at 09:01 PM
thank you slyeyes and O.
the best writers are on this blog indeed
Posted by: oatbagg | March 20, 2006 at 09:02 PM
thank god dave is back. I don't think I can take another death of someone cool. TTOOOOONNNNNNYNYYYY! *cry*
Posted by: homeybeef | March 20, 2006 at 09:02 PM
THAT WAS NOT ME! I SWEAR!
Posted by: Adonis | March 20, 2006 at 09:02 PM
I caN'T BELIEVE THEY KILLED toNY
Posted by: Antonio | March 20, 2006 at 09:02 PM
Hey, is this a rerun, or just deja vu?
Posted by: Peg Leg Pete, CPA | March 20, 2006 at 09:02 PM
Tonys at peace now.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 20, 2006 at 09:02 PM
Boy, Jack doesn't even look pissed that his best boyfriend is dead!
Posted by: Glow | March 20, 2006 at 09:03 PM
Chloe can decrypt anything. Why isn't she running things?
Posted by: wolfie | March 20, 2006 at 09:03 PM
ANDY! How dare you set off italics and blame it on me!
Posted by: Adonis | March 20, 2006 at 09:03 PM
She's so sorry? No Tears? Who is that? It can't be Audrey!
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 20, 2006 at 09:03 PM
how do y'all watch the show and blog simultaneously?
clever bunch!
Posted by: rio | March 20, 2006 at 09:03 PM
Henderson got out, stole a car, got a block away, abandoned the car...in about 2 minutes...and CTU had the ability to determine all that??!?
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 20, 2006 at 09:03 PM
Hey Wolfie! Us wolves will have to stick together.
Sigh. I'm going to leave for now though, so I can watch later and not know if Jack gives Tony the kiss... I mean, breath of life and brings him back.
Posted by: Singing Wolf | March 20, 2006 at 09:04 PM
No Q & A....that's a surprise!
Posted by: daisymae | March 20, 2006 at 09:04 PM
Oh, Curtis FINALLY made it back...
Posted by: Antonio | March 20, 2006 at 09:04 PM
Second thought? I never knew the president had first ones!
Posted by: Unrealious | March 20, 2006 at 09:04 PM
President Manilow has some kind of adenoid problem that necessitates First Ramparts to speak directly up into his nostrils.
Posted by: Betsy | March 20, 2006 at 09:04 PM
Why is Prez Manilow so hot to declare martial law!
Posted by: daisymae | March 20, 2006 at 09:05 PM
40% are dead or unable to work. Yeah...there's the new euphamism for death...I'm sorry, but my great-great-great-grandfather is "unable to work"...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 20, 2006 at 09:05 PM
He has first thoughts when someone tells him to have them
Posted by: slyeyes | March 20, 2006 at 09:05 PM
How can he be so clueless?
Posted by: Unrealious | March 20, 2006 at 09:05 PM
i guess we're setting ourselves up for a new asshole president
Posted by: JBismyhomeboy | March 20, 2006 at 09:05 PM
Exactly how many times was Prez Weasel dropped on his head by momma weasel?!
Posted by: bizrey | March 20, 2006 at 09:05 PM
Duh...they WILL strike again.
Posted by: Betsy | March 20, 2006 at 09:06 PM
the camera will take off a few punds of neck skin for prez weenie.
Posted by: jeese | March 20, 2006 at 09:06 PM
Except for the fraternities at UCLA
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 20, 2006 at 09:06 PM
...or...am I watching the news?
Posted by: Stevo | March 20, 2006 at 09:06 PM
No Q&A and no FL T&A :(
Posted by: Antonio | March 20, 2006 at 09:06 PM
So good luck getting home if you're at work tonight. Hope you brought your toothbrush.
Posted by: wolfie | March 20, 2006 at 09:06 PM
Madame Le Haig will...assume full control.
Posted by: daisymae | March 20, 2006 at 09:07 PM
Oh oh, bye bye Buchanan. Time to figuratively die.
Posted by: Glow | March 20, 2006 at 09:07 PM
Look, Edgar's body is STILL on the floor...they apparently couldn't find a stretcher big enough...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 20, 2006 at 09:07 PM
I've been framed! By Andy!
Posted by: Adonis | March 20, 2006 at 09:07 PM
Uh..oh..asshole in charge just said the wrong thing to Chloe.
Posted by: daisymae | March 20, 2006 at 09:08 PM
Isn't "Homeland" the people who assessed New Orleans for us?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 20, 2006 at 09:08 PM
More protocols!
Posted by: slyeyes | March 20, 2006 at 09:08 PM
Ha ha, Yeah Miles, ask Chloe all about the network!! Hope you weren't using that bottom :P
Posted by: bizrey | March 20, 2006 at 09:08 PM
Yeah, NOW Chloe's sad Edgar's dead. Sheesh.
Posted by: Militant Grammarian | March 20, 2006 at 09:08 PM
Chloe has laser eyes of death!
Posted by: LucyVanPelt | March 20, 2006 at 09:08 PM
Shoot him, Chloe!
Posted by: Antonio | March 20, 2006 at 09:08 PM
Chloe is using her lazer vision
Posted by: Unrealious | March 20, 2006 at 09:08 PM
Reinstalling protocols? There goes the hour ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | March 20, 2006 at 09:08 PM
Oh. Chloe is giving him the Evil Eye. You are so in trouble, new boy.
Posted by: Glow | March 20, 2006 at 09:08 PM
DON'T GIVE HIM THE KEYCARD CHLOE!
Posted by: daisymae | March 20, 2006 at 09:08 PM
you know what happens when you lose your key card - just ask the hobbit
Posted by: Brad | March 20, 2006 at 09:09 PM
OK, whose key card did she give him??
Posted by: Bucket | March 20, 2006 at 09:09 PM
Rut ro. Another keycard on the loose.
Posted by: wolfie | March 20, 2006 at 09:09 PM
OK, let's guess, which one of the NEW GUYS is a mole?
Posted by: slyeyes | March 20, 2006 at 09:09 PM
Fresh air? In the Manilow administration?
Posted by: Betsy | March 20, 2006 at 09:09 PM
the ghost of edgar will possess the homeland security jerk. edgar doesn't die.
Posted by: jeese | March 20, 2006 at 09:09 PM
Moving in force across city borders? They make this too easy.
Posted by: Bob | March 20, 2006 at 09:09 PM
It's Wayne Brady, B***H!
Posted by: Antonio | March 20, 2006 at 09:09 PM
Aaron! Injured in the line of duty...and STILL on duty!
WAYNE PALMER! Awwwright!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | March 20, 2006 at 09:09 PM
I have a bad feeling about Palmer's brother seeing Aaron.
Posted by: daisymae | March 20, 2006 at 09:10 PM
Ooooh boy love between Wayne and Aaron past curfew. Woot!
Posted by: Glow | March 20, 2006 at 09:10 PM
D'oh! The VP was in on the cannister double-cross!! It all adds up...I think
Posted by: bizrey | March 20, 2006 at 09:10 PM