Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
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Thanks for setting me straight nicole. Before joining myspace, I didn't know what "emo" meant. Now that I know, I am correctly admonished in the fact that I am not a 'real' member.
Thought it was especially funny that the Flash ad showing next to this story when I viewed it was for cellulite removal, complete with before-and-after pix of thighs!
u people scare me.....any one here like bowie?i have some brill piccys,plus im hoping to join the nekkid sailor club.lol!!he supports it.i dunno why they called it that,as the thin white duke was far from a sailor
Yes. Lets hear it for queensbee, accurate and straight to the point which is (if I understand it correctly) my 12 Yuan spent on nutshells makes me sexy...er..have I..heh heh...is this right...?
Annie: "ridiculous outfits the women models wear - feathered thongs, spangled pasties, leather collars, etc." are we talking fashion show or strip club here?
Joe: I was going to ask 'who's doin' the scoopin', but then I saw Stupendous Man's post... I guess he is.
The following quote is, of course, from the Blog's interview in Newsweek:
"...men have to recognize that women are insane."
I'm sending a link to those words to those Japanese sucker uppers from that previous post that got a lot of the comments here started. Remember, the Secret Word today is still tabmoW. Pass it on.
You simply need to know how to market things (thongs?)-
"Hey, guys, it's no secret that you name your boys down there, so why not personalize your undies to reflect your macho individuality?"
"Dave & Gordon" ="D&G"
"Passing Side 'n Suicide" = "P 'n S" (get it?)
Thanks for setting me straight nicole. Before joining myspace, I didn't know what "emo" meant. Now that I know, I am correctly admonished in the fact that I am not a 'real' member.
Thank God!
Posted by: Jacki | February 05, 2006 at 01:13 AM
Lol. Embrace the cheesiness of the moody "emo" picture, Jacki. The power of Tom compels you. (Tom is the MySpace guru for those not in the know.)
Posted by: nicole | February 05, 2006 at 01:44 AM
Thought it was especially funny that the Flash ad showing next to this story when I viewed it was for cellulite removal, complete with before-and-after pix of thighs!
Posted by: JaniceG | February 05, 2006 at 01:45 AM
u people scare me.....any one here like bowie?i have some brill piccys,plus im hoping to join the nekkid sailor club.lol!!he supports it.i dunno why they called it that,as the thin white duke was far from a sailor
Posted by: bowiefan!!!!! | February 05, 2006 at 07:27 AM
any one here like zoggy stardust?the thin white duke?alladdin sane?david bowie?lol..u have to choose one!!
Posted by: bowiefan!!!!! | February 05, 2006 at 07:37 AM
um. what was this about? oh. shorts. right. i'll keep my comments brief. men who care about their underpants dont date women. that's it in a nutshell.
Posted by: queensbee | February 05, 2006 at 07:44 AM
Bowie fan, Jin, yew have come to the Twilight Zone...
*tanga tanga tanga tanga, drewwwwww*
Posted by: Poop Dogg | February 05, 2006 at 07:53 AM
Yes. Lets hear it for queensbee, accurate and straight to the point which is (if I understand it correctly) my 12 Yuan spent on nutshells makes me sexy...er..have I..heh heh...is this right...?
Posted by: Al Iterative | February 05, 2006 at 08:48 AM
in case no one looks back :) i updated the strumpet update.
Posted by: judi | February 05, 2006 at 10:25 AM
Annie: "ridiculous outfits the women models wear - feathered thongs, spangled pasties, leather collars, etc." are we talking fashion show or strip club here?
Joe: I was going to ask 'who's doin' the scoopin', but then I saw Stupendous Man's post... I guess he is.
Posted by: daisymae | February 05, 2006 at 10:28 AM
*zips in*
Thanks judi - will go check!
jin: We don't post porn or porn links here.
just sayin'....
Posted by: Eleanor | February 05, 2006 at 11:07 AM
Oooh. Points. Thanks, Jacki.
*runs off to sit in a corner and admire points Gollum-like*
Posted by: Bumble | February 05, 2006 at 11:58 AM
The following quote is, of course, from the Blog's interview in Newsweek:
"...men have to recognize that women are insane."
I'm sending a link to those words to those Japanese sucker uppers from that previous post that got a lot of the comments here started. Remember, the Secret Word today is still tabmoW. Pass it on.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | February 05, 2006 at 01:01 PM
You simply need to know how to market things (thongs?)-
"Hey, guys, it's no secret that you name your boys down there, so why not personalize your undies to reflect your macho individuality?"
"Dave & Gordon" ="D&G"
"Passing Side 'n Suicide" = "P 'n S" (get it?)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 05, 2006 at 01:59 PM
*snork at AnnieWBH*
*not so much at SM*
Posted by: Eleanor | February 05, 2006 at 02:29 PM
Hey, El! I was just quoting our fearless leader;)
Posted by: Stupendous Man | February 05, 2006 at 02:44 PM
I don't care what the article says, those frenchies have got nothin' on Dave's knitted thongs...
Posted by: sparrow | February 05, 2006 at 03:41 PM
SM - I was referring to "tabmoW", not to what our fearless leader said.
We like to be insane, because it makes the men insane, a win-win situation!!! :-)
Posted by: Eleanor | February 05, 2006 at 03:51 PM
Dang, dudes! El has broken our secret code! Go to plan three! And remember, the secret word is now aWmtbo.
Posted by: Stupendous Man | February 06, 2006 at 05:34 PM