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It turns out to be an excellent investment.
UPDATE: It turns out that vomit in general has a role in the War on Terrorism.
(Yes, "Vomit in General" would be a good name for a rock band.)
UPDATE: We have been informed that judi already blogged the first item. Our apologies! She will be fired.
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Spoiled my Lunch.
Posted by: Texas | February 03, 2006 at 04:07 PM
Sorry, Dave, but judi beat you to the punch.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | February 03, 2006 at 04:16 PM
Well, that is certainly one way to close a beach. Oh, and ick.
Posted by: KOW | February 03, 2006 at 04:17 PM
I call "Swimmer Denial" in case I ever have a rock band.
Posted by: MassachuMichigander | February 03, 2006 at 04:19 PM
Vomit as weapon? It's always worked for me.
Posted by: Lairbo | February 03, 2006 at 04:20 PM
This is why I spend so much time trying to convince whales that they're fat...to achieve a lucrative whale-eating disorder.
It's not just to be mean, ya know.
Posted by: Christobol | February 03, 2006 at 04:21 PM
That is a whale of a story
Posted by: insolentwench | February 03, 2006 at 04:22 PM
"..cause severe gastric distress in humans." You mean they'll toot in the suit?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 03, 2006 at 04:23 PM
This is off-topic, but could somebody tell me how to make links? All I know how to do is copy-paste the URL.
Posted by: HooBert | February 03, 2006 at 04:25 PM
Hoobert. Good question. Anyone ?
Posted by: Texas | February 03, 2006 at 04:29 PM
MM, honey you smell like undigestable squid parts!
*toot*
Posted by: mudstuffin | February 03, 2006 at 04:29 PM
Another question. How do we get a story to Judi or Dave to look at ?
Posted by: Texas | February 03, 2006 at 04:30 PM
Mythbusters debunked the whole "Brown Note" theory last season... This guy's full of s**t
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 03, 2006 at 04:31 PM
I think I DO know that one. Don't you just click "email the blog" in the top left corner?
Posted by: HooBert | February 03, 2006 at 04:31 PM
NOOOO Dave dont fire judi!!! Fire me in her stead!
*chivalrously stands in front of judi*
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 03, 2006 at 04:33 PM
*When a whale does that, particularly a big sperm whale, apparently the sound of it travels for miles across the water, so it's quite an occurrence.*
"Whale Belch"
Now THERE'S a name for a rock band.
Posted by: daisymae | February 03, 2006 at 04:40 PM
I want judi fired so I can take her job. ;)
Make a link:
<a href="[paste the URL here]">blue text</a>
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | February 03, 2006 at 04:41 PM
How do we get a story to Judi or Dave to look at ?
Yes, click email the blog above, or send email to [email protected]
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | February 03, 2006 at 04:43 PM
[this has been a public service annoucement]
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | February 03, 2006 at 04:44 PM
Here is tutorial on the thang Lab just mentioned
Link
Posted by: random "wishes he were Dave" thunking | February 03, 2006 at 04:45 PM
thanks, lab. you rock. : )
Posted by: HooBert | February 03, 2006 at 04:46 PM
PLZ don't fire judi.
She thinks i'm funny.
8>
Posted by: Psycho Joe | February 03, 2006 at 04:46 PM
If it'll get me judi's job, I'll say PJ is funny, too.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | February 03, 2006 at 04:50 PM
I wonder if the swimming defense can be used against people in other kinds of masks?
(link brought to you by LabSpecimen and random)
Posted by: HooBert | February 03, 2006 at 04:51 PM
/me curtseys to coastraven ;)
then smacks lab and takes psycho joe out for coffee
Posted by: judi | February 03, 2006 at 04:55 PM
If i could get Judi's job.... ?
Woah
What WOULDN'T I DO??!?!
But, still don't fire her.
Judi is cool.
My humble plea.
8>
"MAN I'M DRUNK"
Posted by: Psycho Joe | February 03, 2006 at 04:55 PM
Hi Judi!
8>
"Who smells like porpoise hork?"
-Futurama
The ambergris episode.
Thank you.
Posted by: Psycho Joe | February 03, 2006 at 04:57 PM
So, basically, they took that pain-ray-sonic-blaster-laser dazzler jeep from last week, accidentally drove it into the water and, like the "SuitSat", covered up the goof by saying they meant to do it.
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 03, 2006 at 04:59 PM
"Precious hamburgers?"
"Ambergris, you idiot."
-Futurama
Same episode
Posted by: Psycho Joe | February 03, 2006 at 05:16 PM
I got a curtsy AND a wink from judi!!! Thats better than my trifecta the other day!! MAN I am glad I didnt retire!
*does the happy Snoopy dance*
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 03, 2006 at 05:42 PM
Congrats on your link, HooBert! It took me weeks to learn how to do it!
WTG!
judi - Thanks for smacking Lab. I've been having some problems with him myself lately. It seems he's developed somewhat of an attitude!
Posted by: Eleanor | February 03, 2006 at 05:47 PM
How come we keep regurgitating the same old posts?
Posted by: Blue Meanie | February 03, 2006 at 05:53 PM
HooBert, I can vouch for the fact, that photo is a MUCH cheaper alternative to the "swimmer denial" equipment, and it works EXTREMELY well... I'm off to find a mop.
BTW, if the delivery method needs to be acoustic, Barry Manilow's music is guaranteed to work.
Posted by: Mad Soapboxer | February 03, 2006 at 05:55 PM
How can you fire someone who's already hot?
I'm sure everyone caught this, but Cerberus was the 3-headed dog of mythology. So I guess you bark into your mask.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 03, 2006 at 05:59 PM
Sperm Whales spit?
Posted by: J M Walker | February 03, 2006 at 06:03 PM
No, don't fire Judi! She doesn't get offended, even when I put my foot in my mouth. I will be needing that trait often.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 03, 2006 at 06:11 PM
Blue - because they're still funny!
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 03, 2006 at 06:18 PM
I throw up my hands in disgust.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | February 03, 2006 at 06:34 PM
One last try.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | February 03, 2006 at 06:54 PM
Blue M - because Dave is far too busy book-strumpeting to pay attention to the far more important business of running the blog. Just wait til he comes home and Mrs. Blog goes to Italy. He'll be begging for mercy at the hands of KinderBlog (a/k/a Sophie.)
Posted by: Guin | February 03, 2006 at 07:03 PM
Ack! So much for topic-based puns. I think I'm gonna lose it.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | February 03, 2006 at 07:27 PM
If vomit can really be used as a weapon, then I guess fraternities will soon take over the world.
Posted by: xmnr | February 03, 2006 at 08:16 PM
*wanders in*
fire judi?
Dave, don't forget that judi's got that video of you doin' [edited for content] with [edited to protect the innocent] after you [edited for content] and Walter the Oosik..
Posted by: TCK | February 04, 2006 at 09:50 AM
Breaking News! There also appears to be money in owl vomit. Wait, I don't think I worded that quite right...
Posted by: The Vomiteer | February 04, 2006 at 12:12 PM
Guess I'll just heave this thread.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | February 04, 2006 at 01:14 PM
Blue: *snork*
Posted by: daisymae | February 04, 2006 at 03:03 PM
This is why, even though I live 5 miles from the ocean, I only swim in swimming pools.
Posted by: AlanBoss | February 05, 2006 at 01:14 AM
Daisy - even if this was merely a mercy-killing, thank you!
Posted by: Blue Meanie | February 05, 2006 at 08:20 AM
Another name for a rock band: Vomitin' General
Posted by: David (not the Dave) | February 06, 2006 at 06:20 PM