PEOPLE PAY MONEY FOR THIS?

Find Dining.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Comments

[CoastRaven]

"Seeing top waiters in action is a key element of the service."

"Seeing topLESS waitresses in action" is a whole 'nother story

[Dave R]

Waiter? There is a fly in my soup.
What's it doing?
I don't know. I'm deaf.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wow - I didn't see THIS coming.

[CoastRaven]

But if I can't see it FIRST, I aint eatin it. The FOOD not the waitress - well it holds true for the waitress too

[Paqo Gomez]

Same type of thing is in Germany. The Blind Cow.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I think the idea is to focus on the taste of the food. But why can't you just close your eyes? I do that for lots of things...

[Sean]

" Um, excuse me..Waiter?"
"Yes?"
"This isn't what I ordered."
" How do you know? It's pitch black in here and there is no way you could possibly read the menu."
" I'm pretty sure it's a plate with a spatula on it."
" Mmmm yes, and ?"
" You set it on my lap.."

[«LabSpecimen»]

That sounds really cool, actually.

[Cheesewiz]

So how do you pay the check?

[judi]

lab, is there ANYTHING you won't argue with? ;)

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

This is obviously based on the old fraternity hazing ritual of blindfolding prospective members and making them drink A-1 steak sauce.

On the up side, the restaurant has announced that Stevie Wonder will be providing entertainment.

In a related story, The the U.S. Health Department has confirmed today that the three blind mice have been exterminated.

[crossgirl]

instead of bisseling the carpet, they just let the seeing eye dogs take care of the crumbs.

[Bumble]

"Seeing top waiters in action is a key element of the service. It is not fine dining. I guess it saves on electricity."

*snork*

It's an interesting notion, but I tend to sideline the elements on my plate I don't like, such as mushrooms. If I can't see them, I might (urp!) accidentally eat one.

[Peri]

It sounds like a hold-up waiting to happen.
And who cares if the front-of-house staff aren't blind? It's too dark to see anyway.

[Lush Bimbo]

'Scuse me, but my taters taste like thumb!"

[«LabSpecimen»]

Judi, I do *not* argue with everything! :o)

There is ONE thing that we can ALL agree on: Judi rocks!

</sucking-up>

[CoastRaven]

BTW - *SNORK* @ judi for "Find Dining"

[Blue Meanie]

The real reason it's dark.

[Bumble]

Blue~ Is that the "It's people!" thing?

[Blue Meanie]

Cigar for Bumble! It's from a Simpsons parody.

Now get those taxes finished.

[Bumble]

Slave driver. :-P

[J M Walker]

What an excellent way to give the exterminated three blind mice a send off:

"Waiter, I ordered Chocolate Moose."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're all out of Moose."

[insolentwench]

Judi, yes , yes Lab does...he likes to call at home debate. However he is just disagreeing with me..*wink* and we will be keeping the lights on at dinner Lab. uh and no blindfolds either

[«LabSpecimen»]

Do not!

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

*SNORK* J M Walker

[Richard G.]

Do too, Lab!!!

WTG, judi!
WTG, insolent wench!

[Guin]

WTF? This is too weird even for New York.

[Kate]

Hmm.... let's think about this.

Warm, dark place + plenty of unseen dropped food =

...

Rat and cockroach heaven.

[queensbee]

OWWWWW! i think you stuck a fork in my.........OWWWWW. sorry, didnt see it...
wait, that wasnt a fork. waiter..., waiter.. sorry, its not my station.
oh pleeseee. this is even more idiotic than eating on the floor.

[meepish]

They have something like this in Melbourne, Australia. It's actually pretty good. The waiters wear night vision goggles. It's fun because if someone says something you can't tell if they are on your table or not so you end up talking to everyone.