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Perfect for the customer service desk.
Posted by: John | February 03, 2006 at 03:14 PM
"What, you think I have 'idiot' written across my forehead??"
"Close enough."
Posted by: Brainy Jello | February 03, 2006 at 03:16 PM
" . . . and have a nice day!"
Posted by: J M Walker | February 03, 2006 at 03:16 PM
Officer: did the perp have any distinctive markings that we could recognize?
Victem: Yes he had a tattoo
Officeer: a tattoo of what
Victem: F**k you
Officer: Put your hands on the car
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 03, 2006 at 03:17 PM
..Poor kid...probably just needs a hug..
Posted by: Sean | February 03, 2006 at 03:17 PM
Now you see why some species eat their young.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | February 03, 2006 at 03:20 PM
Sean - I think he'll get a few hugs in prison....
seeing as he puts the "f-u" in "fun."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 03, 2006 at 03:21 PM
"Ahem...my eyes are down here, thank you very much."
Posted by: antiroach | February 03, 2006 at 03:24 PM
definatly NOT the perfect man.
Posted by: crossgirl | February 03, 2006 at 03:26 PM
those wacky democrats!
Posted by: long tall texan | February 03, 2006 at 03:27 PM
Perfect for the guy who is just plain sick of having to flip the bird.
But are you really sure you always want to be saying that, in every situation?
Posted by: Christobol | February 03, 2006 at 03:27 PM
I was considering getting a butterfly tattooed on my...well, never mind. But after seeing this, I think I think I'll cancel my appointment.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 03, 2006 at 03:28 PM
Sorry, I keep duplicating words.
*pretend it's an eye-test for the blog*
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | February 03, 2006 at 03:30 PM
..Probably just needs someone to sit down and listen to him..
Posted by: Sean | February 03, 2006 at 03:31 PM
Lisa...I didn't see it.
(proving that your mind edits to see what it wants/or makes sense)
Posted by: daisymae | February 03, 2006 at 03:34 PM
I don't know. This guy's hard to get a read on.
Posted by: Blue Meanie | February 03, 2006 at 03:37 PM
I don't know what's the bigger crime, his eyebrow art or the fact that the article describes his eyes as being "smoky brown." There ought to be a law.
Posted by: golfwidow | February 03, 2006 at 03:48 PM
Maybe this is straight out of an after-school special, and he's the poor illiterate victim of a practical joke, who thinks it says "Love You" in an effort to reach his distant father, who always wanted an ice skating daughter...
Posted by: Christobol | February 03, 2006 at 04:04 PM
Let's make him ambassador to Iran.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 03, 2006 at 04:11 PM
I'm sure his mom is proud in more ways then one.
Posted by: insolentwench | February 03, 2006 at 04:26 PM
GolfWidow - It's probably a sly reference to the hosting website.
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 03, 2006 at 04:43 PM
on his butt it says 'and the horse you rode in on!'
Posted by: insomniac | February 03, 2006 at 06:23 PM
insom - come on, he's much too classy for that. Rather- "and the horse upon which you rode in."
Posted by: Annie Gram | February 03, 2006 at 07:34 PM
Did you click on the link in This guy makes Gomez look like Mr. Rogers?
{{shudder}}
Posted by: slyeyes | February 03, 2006 at 07:34 PM
I did. Mommy! He's got more blood in his eyes than the rest of his face! For this guy, Jack Bauer would have to use a silver bullet.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 03, 2006 at 08:19 PM
Gomez would make the perfect high school counselor
Posted by: philintexas | February 03, 2006 at 10:34 PM
He might have chosen a different lettering style.
It looks more like "Fuc# Yoy"
Posted by: CandyT | February 03, 2006 at 11:07 PM
CandyT,
What do you mean? It looked great when his cousin chiseled it in there with the rusty needle and the charcoal. A few more shots of JD, and they would have tattooed his ears too.
Posted by: Jessica R. | February 03, 2006 at 11:52 PM
I love that the site points out Gomez's "smoky" brown eyes.
Posted by: McWhatshisface | February 04, 2006 at 03:57 PM
"Man, ain't nobody'll give me a job. I put on a suit and everything! It;s just the man keepin me down!"
Posted by: Jose Luis Gomez | February 05, 2006 at 01:04 AM